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Wedding row

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  • 27-06-2008 11:13am
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    megadodge
    Registered Users Posts: 5,376 ✭✭✭


    Appearing before a judge was the groom and best man from a recent traveller wedding who ended up in a savage brawl with each other.

    The judge asked them how two men in their position could possibly end up fighting.

    "Well your honour" said the best man "the wedding went fine".
    "So was the problem with the speech ?" asked the judge.
    "No, that went down well also"
    "How did you end up before me then ? ".
    "Well, as you know it's tradition for the best man to have a dance with the bride"
    "Yes, I don't see a problem with that".
    "So, there I was having a lovely dance and out of the blue the groom comes up to us and gives his new bride an unmerciful kick in the fanny "
    "Ooohh, that must have hurt ?" said the judge.
    "HURT ?? He broke three of my f*ckin fingers !!!"


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