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Blonde joke

dh0661 · 2008-06-27 15:14:44

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar-stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guyyells to the barman, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that…

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27-06-2008 4:14pm

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dh0661

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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar-stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guyyells to the barman, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, you should know something, the bar man is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm six foot tall and 200lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister you still wanna tell that joke ?
The blind guy says, nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".

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#2 27-06-2008 4:18pm
tribulus

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Heard variations of it before but still funny.

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