Story about mate scoring Tara Reid

The_Hustler

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".


Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

Heisenberg.

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AARRRGH

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The_Hustler wrote: »

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".


Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

They're called "Urban Myths". Or, in AH lingo, "Pics or it didn't happen".

taidghbaby

The_Hustler wrote: »

I was at a party last night and a bloke told me a story about his mate being in America and talking his way into a club by pretending to be Paddy Casey. While he was there, someone came over saying that Tara Reid would like to talk to him. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused. Then someone went online and said "Hey, you're not Paddy Casey" and yer man got out of there.

The next morning I started telling some others this and one said "No, that was my mate and it was Damien Rice".


Is this one of those bull**** stories going around that loads of people swear they know someone this has happened to, like the pet snake story where the snake starves itself and lies on the bed beside the owner, and it turns out it was preparing to eat the owner?

i smell a rat

AckwelFoley

every second eglish speaking man in america hs tapped tara reid...


..even some gay guys.

One meat hungry chick.

I wouldnt get up on her to get over a fence.

javaboy

Tara Reid Bones Boa in Bestiality Shocker!

Chinese whispers ftw!

Robbo

I heard that he got the wrong hole and she didn't notice.

who's yer one?

even if it was true i wouldn't be that impressed with the guy- i mean how hard can it be to score tara reid?

x

Abi

No truth to the story, but its easy enough to cause a seconds though because she is a bit of a bike.


"I wouldn't ride her if she'd pedals on her" ;0

miju

Nope it's not bull it was actually my mate it happened to and he pretneded to be Glen Hansard.

When they realised he wasn't a redser all hell broke loose.

True story

Robbo

miju wrote: »

True story

Unacceptable. You have to end these posts with Fact.

Fact.

kwestfan08

Sounds like BS IMO.

Joe Cool

Ah that one is class.

When I heard it it was Damien Rice. The guy had pretended to be Mr. Rice to get into a nightclub and into the VIP area. Met Tara, even played a couple of tunes when they got back to her hotel but then her annoying assistant googled 'Damien Rice' back at the apartment and caught the pretender out.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

:cool:

Fanny Cradock

dublindude wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

I believe the correct phrase is 'lob it in there, boss'.

Joe Cool

Ah now, 'Horse it into me there, boss' That's what she said...wait, I mean..em...nothing, she said nothing cos I wasn't there and I wouldn't know what she said for definite...because I wasn't there. Yes, that's it.

:cool:

Sherifu

I want to believe.

Ghost Train

ah what ever gets you true, i suppose

taidghbaby

heard another story bout ya'r wan gemma atkinson scorin a fella in dublin at one of her may "social engagements" around the time she was suckin ronaldo off!!

im fairly sure thats true too!!

javaboy

taidghbaby wrote: »

heard another story bout ya'r wan gemma atkinson scorin a fella in dublin at one of her may "social engagements" around the time she was suckin ronaldo off!!

im fairly sure thats true too!!

I heard it wasn't a fella but Tara Reid with a strap-on. She let on she was Christy Moore but got nabbed when Gemma Atkinson's mate looked up Christy Moore on his iPhone.

Latchy

Maybe true but not so surprising

taidghbaby

javaboy wrote: »

I heard it wasn't a fella but Tara Reid with a strap-on. She let on she was Christy Moore but got nabbed when Gemma Atkinson's mate looked up Christy Moore on his iPhone.

who's an imaginitive little boy


done in my most condescending voice :D

talkingclock

who is paddy casey?

javaboy

taidghbaby wrote: »

who's an imaginitive little boy?

Danny the Champion of the World if I remember my Dahl* correctly.



*only ever say the surname of an author when you talk about books you read. It makes you sound much smarter.

Robbo

talkingclock wrote: »

who is paddy casey?

He's a reason to leave a party.

Joe Cool

Is the story about Paddy Casey stopping mid stroke to pose the question 'What's it like to be f**ked by a ROCKSTAR?' to young lady he'd picked up in Whelans true?

:cool:

taidghbaby

javaboy wrote: »

Danny the Champion of the World if I remember my Dahl* correctly.



*only ever say the surname of an author when you talk about books you read. It makes you sound much smarter.

imaginative and sharp

ever think of writing a book yourself???? then i could say i knew boy (is that how ya do it??) when he was writing for the fun of it!!!!!

javaboy

taidghbaby wrote: »

imaginative and sharp

ever think of writing a book yourself???? then i could say i knew boy (is that how ya do it??) when he was writing for the fun of it!!!!!

No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.

Yes but boy is not my surname.
Yes but boy is not my surname.

Call Me Jimmy

Well tara reid isn't much more than a glorified ashtray so who gives a **** even if it was true. Her bajingo is probably ridiculously large also.

miju

Robbo wrote: »

Unacceptable. You have to end these posts with Fact.

Fact.

have pics an all









...............actually no I dont :mad:

taidghbaby

javaboy wrote: »

No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.
No I haven't.

Yes but boy is not my surname.
Yes but boy is not my surname.

what you dont like being called boy????? :D

plus no need for repitition.....my hearing is just fine young man!

javaboy

taidghbaby wrote: »

what you dont like being called boy????? :D

No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.
No I don't mind being called boy, it's just not my surname.

plus no need for repitition

My point exactly.

taidghbaby

why do it then


sets himself up for the inevitable: cuz its the only way to get through your thick skull!

The_Hustler

Joe Cool wrote: »

Ah that one is class.

When I heard it it was Damien Rice. The guy had pretended to be Mr. Rice to get into a nightclub and into the VIP area. Met Tara, even played a couple of tunes when they got back to her hotel but then her annoying assistant googled 'Damien Rice' back at the apartment and caught the pretender out.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

:cool:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the guy who told me Paddy Casey got it wrong because he did question whether that was the right name.

Maybe this guy just has a lot of friends!;)

Dub13

Who is Tara Reid...?

Sherifu

Dub13 wrote: »

Who is Tara Reid...?

I have no idea. I wasn't arsed looking her up either. Feckin' fake celebs.

xOxSinéadxOx

wild on?

The_Hustler

Sherifu wrote: »

I have no idea. I wasn't arsed looking her up either. Feckin' fake celebs.

It's not one of these hewers that's just famous for going to clubs or having a sex tape, she's an actress and a hewer.
She's in the American Pie films, and exposed a very weird looking tit on a red carpet.


EDIT: So with these urban myths, have these people been lied to by their mates or are they the ones lying? I've never heard someone claiming to be the subject of the myth, it's always a mate.

Giblet

The_Hustler wrote: »

. He ended up scoring her and then a group went back to her place. He was asked at some stage to play the guitar but he can't so refused./QUOTE]

The irony being that Paddy can't either. OOOHHH!

KnifeWRENCH

The_Hustler wrote: »

It's not one of these hewers that's just famous for going to clubs or having a sex tape, she's an actress and a hewer.
She's in the American Pie films, and exposed a very weird looking tit on a red carpet.

She was in Scrubs for a while, she played Jordan's sister Dani. She was quite good in that (though she was playing a bimbo, so it probably wasn't too challenging!)Very much doubt the story's true - why would Tara Reid wanna shag Paddy Casey? Plenty of other Z-listers to shag where she is.

kowloon

I wonder if the lower order celebrities stick to their own will they develop into a sub-species of beautiful, but thick, alcoholics?

Abi

Dub13 wrote: »

Who is Tara Reid...?

I think I'll just post-stalk you. You say the most extrordinary things. Between the 'who is Tara Reid' and 'Are they doing transatlantic flights now' in a thread about on-board blowjobs (I remember a vague mention of Michael O' Leary somewhere).

Every man knows his celeb sluts & super-alco-sluts, which beggars the question; are you without penis for reals? :pac:


Rothar.

dotsman

Abigayle wrote: »

I think I'll just post-stalk you. You say the most extrordinary things. Between the 'who is Tara Reid' and 'Are they doing transatlantic flights now' in a thread about on-board blowjobs (I remember a vague mention of Michael O' Leary somewhere).

Every man knows his celeb sluts & super-alco-sluts, which beggars the question; are you without penis for reals? :pac:


Rothar.

Wow, you really don't like the poor girl, do you? You really went for one of the most unflattering (probably doctored) photos of her you could find.

I'd consider her mild compared to others out there. At least she made a name for herself as an actress (playing the role of dumb blonde) before becoming a "celebrity".

More balanced link to Tara Reid
Another balanced link (to the sometime hot, sometimes not, Tara Reid)

connundrum

Joe Cool wrote: »

Ah now, 'Horse it into me there, boss' That's what she said...wait, I mean..em...nothing, she said nothing cos I wasn't there and I wouldn't know what she said for definite...because I wasn't there. Yes, that's it.

:cool:

I heard she said "Lob a horse into me there, boss".

Abi

dotsman wrote: »

Wow, you really don't like the poor girl, do you? You really went for one of the most unflattering (probably doctored) photos of her you could find.

Well now, it seems I've hit a nerve.

Au Contraire, my wide-posting friend. I went for pics that weren't air-brushed or doctored.

kowloon

Abigayle wrote: »

Well now, it seems I've hit a nerve.

Au Contraire, my wide-posting friend. I went for pics that weren't air-brushed or doctored.

How dare you sully the name of Tara? She wakes up every morning with a face fit for cosmo. Her masterfully interpreted rendition of Ophelia as a coke whore in the recent production by the royal shakespeare company was positively divine and served to highlight the finely tuned acting skills and muted humility of this angel of the stage and darling of America.

Abi

My bad :pac:

kowloon

That can be a warning between friends, I'll take it no further. This time. :pac:

Charlie

There might be some truth to this story, at least according to Tara herself.

dotsman

Abigayle wrote: »

Well now, it seems I've hit a nerve.

Au Contraire, my wide-posting friend. I went for pics that weren't air-brushed or doctored.

No nerve in relation to Tara (not exactly a huge fan)!

I merely pointed out that you went for the Tabloid bitchy photos as opposed to just standard photos of her. Also, I'd imagine the ones I linked to are not altered as they are just standard photos (that neither try to show her as a goddess or a freak - hence, no reason to alter them)

If you want altered photos to make her look like something she's not, try here (very fake, and not very attractive either!)

taidghbaby

well i duno bout the rest of ya's but i'd give her a shot at the title if she asked, lady of questionable morales or not!!!

plus i'd say she'd be good craic on the lash!!