Story about mate scoring Tara Reid

Abi

dotsman wrote: »

No nerve in relation to Tara (not exactly a huge fan)!

I merely pointed out that you went for the Tabloid bitchy photos as opposed to just standard photos of her. Also, I'd imagine the ones I linked to are not altered as they are just standard photos (that neither try to show her as a goddess or a freak - hence, no reason to alter them)

If you want altered photos to make her look like something she's not, try here (very fake, and not very attractive either!)

Im going to tell the truth. I didnt look at your links. I probably wont either, reason being I had a valid point in that a bit of air-brushing and photo-shopping can make anyone look great tbh. I could have went for any one of them where she is posing, and ready for the camera. And thats what is key here, anyone can look pure and innocent once they are prepared for the camera.

Now, whether you think I plucked out the worst pics I could get or not is off-the-charts unimportant to me. The truth of the matter is; shes a bit o' scruff.

:pac:

Dub13

Abigayle wrote: »

I think I'll just post-stalk you. You say the most extrordinary things. Between the 'who is Tara Reid' and 'Are they doing transatlantic flights now' in a thread about on-board blowjobs (I remember a vague mention of Michael O' Leary somewhere).

You can join my fan club.

Santa Claus

Fanny Cradock wrote: »

I believe the correct phrase is 'lob it in there, boss'.

the phrase "horse it into me there bosco" is also often used !

Davidius

Who is Tara Reid?

Who actually uses "score" in that context?

Who actually says "bloke"?

Should I become a vigilante?

Abi

Dub13 wrote: »

You can join my fan club.

The cheque is in the post


On T: So would you?

'lob it in there, boss'.

joejoem

charlie mchugh wrote: »

There might be some truth to this story, at least according to Tara herself.

What the hell is your sig about? Is that Chunk?

Dub13

Abigayle wrote: »

On T: So would you?

I would but would not tell anybody it would be my dirty dark secret.

Scarinae

I've heard this story as well, it was a friend of a friend who pretended to be Damien Rice in the version I heard...

Charlie

joejoem wrote: »

What the hell is your sig about? Is that Chunk?

Is that Chunk!? Is it eck. That my friend is Mario, the manager of a thousand men, facilitator extraordinaire.

Kovik

dublindude wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

Woah woah WOAH.

I have a friend who SWEARS he encountered a young lady of lesser repute use the phrase "lob it in there boss" during the act of intimate fluid exchange.

Is this just another one of those stories? If so, I've got a friend to fire.

BraziliaNZ

I think she's hot. I'd say 99% of the blokes here haven't humped a girl that hot.

The_Hustler

Davidius wrote: »

Who is Tara Reid?

Who actually uses "score" in that context?

Who actually says "bloke"?

Should I become a vigilante?

Tara Reid is yer ma, and yer ma says those things, happy?


Since so many have heard the Damien Rice version, that's obviously the official one.

Sure why wouldn't she want a bit of Irish in her?

BraziliaNZ

i would imagine she has it already being called "Reid" and whatnot

Xavi6

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I think she's hot. I'd say 99% of the blokes here haven't humped a girl that hot.

Agreed. She'd get lashed out of it no bother. Anyone who says they wouldn't is either lying or puttin from the rough.

Gone West

dublindude wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

I believe the correct wording of that particular one is
Pikey in caravan scoring "a friends" mate: "lob it in thare Boss"


Like the one which I've heard 3 people from different towns/cities say:

"My friend"
A guy goes on an acid/magic mushrooms trip where he went for a wander around the park. Later, when he was describing to his friends how it went; he was describing all the things that happened. He said that he met a wee leprechaun/evil goblin/etc and had captured it and locked it in the downstairs bathroom whilst on acid. Great laugh, all the lads thought it was a hoot.

Later, when one of the lads was going to the bathroom, they found a child with downs syndrome in there.

Three different people have said to me that this happened to their "friend"

:roll:

The_Hustler

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

i would imagine she has it already being called "Reid" and whatnot

Then geniuses who use that chat up line are prepared for that, and the line becomes "Would you like a bit more in you?"



I think I've heard that magic mushrooms story too.

Jeapy

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

I believe the correct wording of that particular one is
Pikey in caravan scoring "a friends" mate: "lob it in thare Boss"


Like the one which I've heard 3 people from different towns/cities say:

"My friend"
A guy goes on an acid/magic mushrooms trip where he went for a wander around the park. Later, when he was describing to his friends how it went; he was describing all the things that happened. He said that he met a wee leprechaun/evil goblin/etc and had captured it and locked it in the downstairs bathroom whilst on acid. Great laugh, all the lads thought it was a hoot.

Later, when one of the lads was going to the bathroom, they found a child with downs syndrome in there.

Three different people have said to me that this happened to their "friend"

:roll:

Ya, heard that one too. What about the one where apparently at a 21st, the birthday girls granny w*nked the stripper?! Supposedly in ireland

AckwelFoley

Abigayle wrote: »

No truth to the story, but its easy enough to cause a seconds though because she is a bit of a bike.


"I wouldn't ride her if she'd pedals on her" ;0

I wouldnt ride her into battle.

AckwelFoley

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I think she's hot. I'd say 99% of the blokes here haven't humped a girl that hot.

Id rather finger a hungry lioness with pms than place my royal penis near or in this

Linky for not sexy time

Charlie

snyper wrote: »

Id rather finger a hungry lioness with pms than place my royal penis near or in this

Linky for not sexy time

Yeah I seen various minging photos of her. She had a boob jonb and lipo, and both went horribly wrong. Tara Reid's stomach, or Krang from TMNT? Shudder.

truthis

The story is true, the guy who did it is called Adam Fleetwood, and it was Damien Rice. Just for the record.

Dotrel

AckwelFoley wrote: »

Id rather finger a hungry lioness with pms than place my royal penis near or in this

Linky for not sexy time

Jaysus. There's another American Pie movie coming out next year. They better just shoot her from the head up (and even that will require plenty of vasoline on the lense).

DarkJager

Give me the Tara Reid from about 5 years ago and I would **** her all night, even in a bed of crisp and biscuit crumbs. She has destroyed herself recently though.

Fizman

truthis wrote: »

The story is true, the guy who did it is called Adam Fleetwood, and it was Damien Rice. Just for the record.

Nice resurrection there dude, and apt username.

AckwelFoley wrote: »

Id rather finger a hungry lioness with pms than place my royal penis near or in this

Linky for not sexy time

Jesus. Looks like a cut scene from LOTR, where Gollum was sunbathing.

ringadingding

I heard he rode de hole off her, fell asleep, woke up, kidney missing.

JonathanAnon

AARRRGH wrote: »

Apparently she said "throw it into me boss" when they got back to her place.

Probably more likely that her starting to tap her foot and sing "Anyone can lose it all"

The King of Moo

That's nothing!

A friend of mine was in Amsterdam for the weekend once with a few others, and naturally got completely cockeyed on all manner of substances.

Completely wired, he hit the town, and ended up getting thrown out of place after place. His friends tired of this quickly and went, but your man was having none of that and stayed out alone.

At about 4am, one of the lads got an awful fright as he woke to your man shaking him frantically.

"Quick!" he kept saying, "I found a goblin in the street and managed to lock it in the wardrobe!!"

"Ah feck off, you're talking ****e!" the other friend said and tried to go back to sleep.

But the other guy was insistent and kept screaming more and more urgently that he'd locked a goblin in the wardrobe.

By this stage he'd woken the others, and they all decided to go open the wardrobe, at least to show there was no goblin and shut him up.

When they got there, they slowly opened the door...




















.... and inside was Tara Reid tied up with a bedsheet! :eek:

Also, the friend was completely sober! :eek:

mattyoc

AckwelFoley wrote: »

Id rather finger a hungry lioness with pms than place my royal penis near or in this

Linky for not sexy time

Oh my god!
:eek:

kowloon

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