Wimminiserz

rocky25

Two Kiwi's are working on a building site in Auckland.

Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck
& says,

'Cawww I've gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere
to go, eh.'

'Walk out to the ind of thit plank,' replies Muck.

'I'll stand on this end & balance it.'

'Are you sure, Muck?'

'Yis, no worries'

'100%?'

'YIS!'
So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds,

Muck forgets what he's supposed to be doing & steps
off the plank & Phul is a goner.

Several days later an Australian, a Frenchman & a Kiwi
are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective
nations chase women the hardest...

Wazza the Aussie says,

'Mate I've been known to miss
a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying
to crack on to sheilas!'


Pierre, the Frenchman says, 'No, No, No, Ve French
chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of
love like French champagne to win their affection,
it is us vor sure.'


Meanwhile Bob (the Kiwi) sits laughing & says,

'No,You blokes are both wrong,

the other day I was walking past a building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds,

and this bloke came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand
screaming,



'CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!'

Homer

Nice one rocky Think you need to do the accents to make it work best! :pac:

mkdon05

ha ha thats brilliant!!:D:D

Dizzyblonde

Excellent

entropi

V nice that one

Disco Stu

Haha very good

Steve_o

Crikey thats good!!!:D

Kojak

Classic