Survival, are you sure?

elven

The more zombie films I see the more I'd rather be in the first batch of dead.

Why does holing yourself up somewhere with mindless, insistent, organ hungry things moaning and scratching at the door seem like such a good idea to everyone else?*




*This thread does not suggest that I may be used as a diversion of any kind should I end up in a zombie situation with you lot

Fajitas!

No way, survive as long as I can!

I've not been preparing the last 5 years to be in the first batch.

Roen

The prepared shall inherit the earth.

elven

So it's just a ploy to be able to loot the place after everyone else is dead then...?

unreggd

elven wrote: »

So it's just a ploy to be able to loot the place after everyone else is dead then...?

+1


Wouldnt be arsed barricadin meself in

Head to the hills!

You cud jus throw stones at their heads and watch them roll back down, makes a fun game for all the family

Reku

elven wrote: »

The more zombie films I see the more I'd rather be in the first batch of dead.

Why does holing yourself up somewhere with mindless, insistent, organ hungry things moaning and scratching at the door seem like such a good idea to everyone else?*




*This thread does not suggest that I may be used as a diversion of any kind should I end up in a zombie situation with you lot

*suspects this thread was born of sour grapes at elven knowing they'll probably be among the first to be eaten*

elven

Hey when i said in the first batch of dead i didn't mean eaten!!!!

I'll shoot myself if I have to... although after taking that test it would seem I might make an arse of that too

rferguson

elven wrote: »

The more zombie films I see the more I'd rather be in the first batch of dead.

Why does holing yourself up somewhere with mindless, insistent, organ hungry things moaning and scratching at the door seem like such a good idea to everyone else?*




*This thread does not suggest that I may be used as a diversion of any kind should I end up in a zombie situation with you lot

Are you mad Elven??? Well? are ya???

Have you not read the required reading for this forum? Zombie survival guide makes it quite clear what do do incase of an outbreak. make it a priority to read this!!

Or if there is an outbreak i shalll be tieing you to the end of a lond stick and using you as bait while i escape through the back way, with my trusty survival guide in my back pocket!!!:D:D

Fajitas!

I gave her the Survival Guide last night... Hopefully she'll realise the error of her ways...

Roen

elven wrote: »

Hey when i said in the first batch of dead i didn't mean eaten!!!!

I'll shoot myself if I have to... although after taking that test it would seem I might make an arse of that too

Don't worry, I'll look after that :P

elven

It's so comforting to have friends like yourself.

Reku

So once she's shot dead do we:

1. give in to necrophilia as there's not much in the way of living females left
2. bury her respectfully, eulogy and all
3. burn her just to be sure she's not going to come back and try bite us
4. feed her to the undead and laugh as they fight over the scraps

What's the SOP for this scenario?

thefinalstage

farohar wrote: »

So once she's shot dead do we:

1. give in to necrophilia as there's not much in the way of living females left
2. bury her respectfully, eulogy and all
3. burn her just to be sure she's not going to come back and try bite us
4. feed her to the undead and laugh as they fight over the scraps

What's the SOP for this scenario?

Necrophilia is a no because you would get infected. "How did you get infected?! I don't see any bite wounds!"

"I ****ed your dead mother.."

Reku

thelastangryman wrote: »

Necrophilia is a no because you would get infected. "How did you get infected?! I don't see any bite wounds!"

"I ****ed your dead mother.."

Well at least that removes the need to ask how long before we do dispose of the body so. *wipes brow with relief*

Mweelrea

elven wrote: »

The more zombie films I see the more I'd rather be in the first batch of dead.

Why does holing yourself up somewhere with mindless, insistent, organ hungry things moaning and scratching at the door seem like such a good idea to everyone else?*




*This thread does not suggest that I may be used as a diversion of any kind should I end up in a zombie situation with you lot

If you choose survival you will be able to get that 40inch hd tv you always wanted..

Fajitas!

Oh, she already has that

elven

Mwuhahahaha I have ze TV.

But I'm slightly disturbed by the earlier suggestions. Please dispose of my remains respectfully.

Roen

Ah don't worry, I wouldn't see you wrong.

Besides TV's aren't much good when the last broadcast took place a year ago...Still though there's always DVD's and the like.

unreggd

farohar wrote: »

So once she's shot dead do we:

1. give in to necrophilia as there's not much in the way of living females left
2. bury her respectfully, eulogy and all
3. burn her just to be sure she's not going to come back and try bite us
4. feed her to the undead and laugh as they fight over the scraps

What's the SOP for this scenario?

First, ill be stealin her Macro tubes