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Sligo Sex Tourism

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Nice one Takola. I hear theres a thriving market for that type of thing too. Jeez we've really got it all covered now I think...


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Hello. Who be this cheeky young thing?.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Hello. Who be this cheeky young thing?.

    If we told you she was the head of the Sex Tourism Board of Sligo*, would it tempt you to make a visit from Bucharest?

    * = There is no implication in this sentence that she is in anyway whatsover involved with the Sex Tourism Board of Sligo, an organisation that does in fact not at this point, even exist & any implication from Sherifu that she is indeed a "cheeky young thing", is purely coincidental & bears no relation to anyone living or dead and no animals were hurt or maimed in the making of this post.

    Though, I'm not sure if the same can be said for this picture;

    http://static.flickr.com/48/111879330_7c837e4d02.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭darealtulip


    I actually heard about it on the Matt Cooper show on Today FM. There was one guy saying it was disgraceful to have such a place near children might be around (like, where on earth AREN'T there children near something?!) while another guy argued against him, saying that he reminded him of Father Ted & Dougal protesting outside the cinema with their "Down with that sort of thing" placards. :D[/quote]

    Yeah keep your kids at home watching people get shot and murdered is much better than all this unhealthy sex. All our Dutch kids are totally traumatised , we should have watched more violence and less porn!!!!!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 46,095 ✭✭✭✭muffler


    35 posts (36 if you count this one) in a thread in less than 7 hours. Its amazing - well not really. You see put the word "sex" in any thread and it will generate more than its fair share of activity.

    All I can say is that you Sligo folk must be very randy or frustrated or just too close to the sea ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    God damn, put a saddle on her and off we go!

    @muffler can't talk, sexy times ahead.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I sent him in the direction of Sligo's Red Light District.

    looks for map

    :D:D
    takola wrote: »
    I would be in line to go to that porn cinema even if just for the experience. Although you would be worried about what everyone in the audience is doing wouldn't you? :D

    takola

    :eek::eek:

    looks for map

    :D
    muffler wrote: »
    35 posts (36 if you count this one) in a thread in less than 7 hours. Its amazing - well not really. You see put the word "sex" in any thread and it will generate more than its fair share of activity.

    All I can say is that you Sligo folk must be very randy or frustrated or just too close to the sea ;)

    or prehaps a bit of all three

    :D

    although i fail to see what affect living by the sea would have


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭magnumlady


    Oh dear I'm starting to get worried now, Sligo boards has started a book club.
    I can feel another sort of club being announced and I ain't talking about an Argos fan club.:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭Xiney


    there's a lot of (un)satisfied women running around Sligo

    And who's fault, exactly, is that?



    anyway, I'd wager the sex shop is doing more trade in "tihihi we'll get her this for her hen night" business than anything else. Also didn't Sex and the City laud the rabbit eared vibrator?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    magnumlady wrote: »
    Oh dear I'm starting to get worried now, Sligo boards has started a book club.
    I can feel another sort of club being announced and I ain't talking about an Argos fan club.:eek:

    Sligo Sex tourism club...? I'm intrigued!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭Xiney


    swinger's club?

    haha


    ...



    *shudder*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Xiney wrote: »
    swinger's club?

    haha


    ...



    *shudder*

    The ideas keep getting better! I reckon I'm onto something here big time... all I need is a decent venue to host daily porn screenings, weekly fetish clubs & a once a month swingers club.. then sit back & watch the money roll in.

    As for Xiney's question about unsatisfied women & whose fault it is... all I can say is, that as a man, who cares? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭Xiney


    I'd say men had better start caring... whilst science renders you biologically redundant you might want to, as a sex, consider diversifying into other areas of usefulness.

    Otherwise it will be just like the digital camera killing polaroid.


    That said, my completely pulled out of a hat estimation is that men in Sligo will probably be some of the last to go extinct, as I hold to my speculation that the sex shops here are mainly doing business to women in novelties and your kind will still manage to flourish and procreate (accidentally or not) in the various night clubs around town for some time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Xiney wrote: »
    I'd say men had better start caring... whilst science renders you biologically redundant you might want to, as a sex, consider diversifying into other areas of usefulness.

    Otherwise it will be just like the digital camera killing polaroid.


    That said, my completely pulled out of a hat estimation is that men in Sligo will probably be some of the last to go extinct, as I hold to my speculation that the sex shops here are mainly doing business to women in novelties and your kind will still manage to flourish and procreate (accidentally or not) in the various night clubs around town for some time.

    Is there an indication there that Sligo women are easy?!

    Either way, we'll be a long time being made redundant... as the man once said, "have you ever seen a dildo mow the garden?" :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭magnumlady


    Is there an indication there that Sligo women are easy?!

    Either way, we'll be a long time being made redundant... as the man once said, "have you ever seen a dildo mow the garden?" :D

    No but I've seen plenty of women mowing the garden:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    magnumlady wrote: »
    No but I've seen plenty of women mowing the garden:rolleyes:
    Do they leave a piece above the flower bed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    magnumlady wrote: »
    No but I've seen plenty of women mowing the garden:rolleyes:


    lawnmower.jpg

    Wow! You're right!! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭magnumlady


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Do they leave a piece above the flower bed?

    Maybe but at least they don't mow over the flower bed :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Some women like having their flower bed mowed... Wait.. What?


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