zombie buggery - any docs deal with this?

stevoman

my friend was attacked by a rapist zombie. he was halfway through being through being buggered and managed to free himself and bash the zombies head off with a baseball bat.

problem is when he freed himself from underneath the mounting zombie, the zombies penis broke off and is still lodged in my friends anus, so i have two questions.

1 - does anyone know a doctor that can a remove zombie penis's from a bunghole?

2 - are there any long term infections or side effects from said lodging and buggery.


thanks for the help in advance lads.

trishw78

Seeing as you may not know how the zoombie was infected I'd tell your friend to look the other way and blow his head off. He may also be infected at this point.

Fajitas!

Tbh, I think your mate is making excuses. Zombies have no interest in sex anymore, at most, the zombie was suffering a bit of rigo mortis, and your mate 'fell onto his lap'. Dirty bugger.

chin_grin

Wait, what if the attacking zombie was a star in homo pr0n? Would it be like Day of the Dead, when the chained zombie gained some basic motor skills again?

(I think he/it had a name. Can't remember)

Phototoxin

zombies probably cannot produce bodily fluids short of a bit of spit and drool before eating you so I wouldnt worry about getting infected unless he wasa freshly made zombie (which sounds right considering his sexual appetites arestill there) so he might be able to do the deed in him. Then again it would be all cold. But seeing as that wasn't mentioned the only danger of having a dead penis in your anus is the risk of infection and possibly toxic shock syndrome. The only other issue is if the penis is animated and it starts wiggling upwards and they breaks out thought his guts and tires to attack the rest of you you should be grand. :pac:

Having sex with Zombies again. Interesting.