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nonsense jokes

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  • 04-07-2008 4:37pm
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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    I am looking for some nonsense jokes: the ones that make you laugh because the punchline is ridiculous. for example:

    why did the place crash?

    the pilot was a loaf of bread


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    beerbaron
    Registered Users Posts: 518 ✭✭✭beerbaron


    Why did the car crash into the train ?

    Coz The car was the driver of the train !!

    maybe it only works if Im 8 yrs old :D ?


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side.


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    TeletextPear
    Registered Users Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    why couldnt rex bark?


    because he was a goldfish


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The last word in nonsense jokes:

    What's the difference between a duck?
    One of it's legs is both the same

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    whiskeyman
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    Why the the giraffe stand on the calculator?
    Because the lion hid the abacus!!


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    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Why do elephants live in herds?

    To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.


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