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Going to College

Homer · 2008-07-07 10:52:56

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist." "Dad," I said, "I have condoms." And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

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07-07-2008 11:52am

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Homer

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My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.

He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."

"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."

And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

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#2 07-07-2008 11:55am
Cato

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haha so true!

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#3 07-07-2008 12:36pm
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lol very good!

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#4 07-07-2008 3:22pm
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So very true....:rolleyes:

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#5 08-07-2008 12:45pm
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Gotta love it when somebody tells it like it is.

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#6 05-08-2008 9:49pm
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Homer wrote: »

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.

He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."

"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."

And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

haha love it its hilarious

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