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Is there more to life than getting pissed and fooking chicks?

drunkmonkey · 2008-07-09 00:11:55

No matter how hard I look I can't see much more?? Am I shallowmonkey?

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No matter how hard I look I can't see much more?? Am I shallowmonkey?

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#2 09-07-2008 1:12am

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It's up to you.

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#3 09-07-2008 1:16am

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Get fucked and piss on chicks.

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#4 09-07-2008 1:16am

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Or poop on their chests.

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#5 09-07-2008 1:17am

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Is it a rhetorical question that you ask, OP? i really hope so :rolleyes:

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#6 09-07-2008 1:18am

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rhe-torical eh.....?

Seven!

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#7 09-07-2008 1:20am

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Life is what you make of it.

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#8 09-07-2008 1:22am

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Personal Issues is thata way

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#9 09-07-2008 1:22am

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#10 09-07-2008 1:23am

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Are you drunk or something OP?

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#11 09-07-2008 1:24am

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mumhaabu wrote: »

Personal Issues is thata way

Nothing personal here, I just lke to get pissed and **** chicks, nothing more nothing else.....It keeps monkey content!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12 09-07-2008 1:27am

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You stay classy San Diego

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#13 09-07-2008 1:27am

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Getting pissed and banging chicks are both very entertaining pastimes but I would have to say that there is more to life than that. I have come to realise this recently.

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#14 09-07-2008 1:29am

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Depends..how many 'chicks' have you 'fooked'?

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#15 09-07-2008 1:30am

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

Nothing personal here, I just lke to get pissed and **** chicks, nothing more nothing else.....It keeps monkey content!!!!!!!!!!!

I love monkey content!

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#16 09-07-2008 1:32am

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Jigsaw wrote: »

Getting pissed and banging chicks are both very entertaining pastimes but I would have to say that there is more to life than that. I have come to realise this recently.

Stalking is another worthy pastime but it is losing its popularity. I mean your not even allowed to do that stalking loud breathing to freak out the bitch anymore without getting arrested.

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#17 09-07-2008 1:36am

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Pride Fighter wrote: »

Stalking is another worthy pastime but it is losing its popularity. I mean your not even allowed to do that stalking loud breathing to freak out the bitch anymore without getting arrested.

Yeah, f**king hate that. It's all about the stalkee these days.

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#18 09-07-2008 5:02am

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it certainly is the best thing in the world but in my case, 99% of the time I get pissed but don't bang anyone, so it's a 1% chance for me. Key is to find other things to do during the day, play sports etc., pasttimes, then you can get pissed up and try and hump chicks afterwards without feeling as guilty.

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#19 09-07-2008 5:45am

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I don't have time for that kind of thing, I'm far too busy cataloging my pin collection

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#20 09-07-2008 8:56am

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no

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#21 09-07-2008 8:57am

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Is there more to life?
No

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#22 09-07-2008 9:09am

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There is. COKE AND HOOKERS. That is all.

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#23 09-07-2008 9:22am

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kyub wrote: »

There is. COKE AND HOOKERS. That is all.

Sadly only mods get them privilges

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#24 09-07-2008 9:26am

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Keano A Legend wrote: »

Sadly only mods get them privilges

Then I'll build my own Boards, with blackjack and hookers...in fact, forget the Boards....

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#25 09-07-2008 9:46am

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

No matter how hard I look I can't see much more?? Am I shallowmonkey?

She turn you down again? Chin up little buddy.

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#26 10-07-2008 2:13pm

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No. End Of.

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#27 10-07-2008 2:19pm

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There's always staying sober and fooking drunken chicks. A change is as good as a rest etc.

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#28 10-07-2008 2:27pm

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"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex" - Aldous Huxley, English critic & novelist (1894 - 1963)

your not an intellectual are you? I'm not anyway

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#29 10-07-2008 2:36pm

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gracehopper wrote: »

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex" - Aldous Huxley, English critic & novelist (1894 - 1963)

your not an intellectual are you? I'm not anyway

Isaac Newton definitely was, he is supposed to have died a virgin!:eek:

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#30 10-07-2008 2:38pm

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You could also lay down, hold a Pyrex dish over your face and have her take a sh|t in it....variety is the spice my friend

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#31 10-07-2008 3:54pm

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There's plenty more, unless you're just a typical Irish "lad" who drinks with his typical Irish lad mates and says things like "sure it has to be done" & "if there's beer, I'll be there, way hey". Sheep mentality.

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#32 10-07-2008 4:01pm

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Vic Mackay wrote: »

There's plenty more, unless you're just a typical Irish "lad" who drinks with his typical Irish lad mates and says things like "sure it has to be done" & "if there's beer, I'll be there, way hey". Sheep mentality.

And your pint is...:eek:

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#33 10-07-2008 4:02pm

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Vic Mackay wrote: »

There's plenty more, unless you're just a typical Irish "lad" who drinks with his typical Irish lad mates and says things like "sure it has to be done" & "if there's beer, I'll be there, way hey". Sheep mentality.

Good point, OP a little imagination goes a long way...

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#34 10-07-2008 4:05pm

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

Nothing personal here, I just lke to get pissed and **** chicks, nothing more nothing else.....It keeps monkey content!!!!!!!!!!!

Pighead?

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#35 10-07-2008 4:40pm

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yes there is more to life, swinging and dogging for example. you're just not getting out enough.

oh and drugs, dont forget drugs

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#36 10-07-2008 5:13pm

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gracehopper wrote: »

And your pint is...:eek:

A Guinness, thanks.

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#37 10-07-2008 6:23pm

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

No matter how hard I look I can't see much more?? Am I shallowmonkey?

i think the fact you had to start a thread on this shows how little you know on either pastime :pac:

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#38 10-07-2008 6:36pm

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taidghbaby wrote: »

i think the fact you had to start a thread on this shows how little you know on either pastime :pac:

Do you find it risible when I say the name of my friend Biggus Diccus ?

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#39 10-07-2008 6:39pm

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Gettin pissed gets seriously old and repetitive after about 5 years. I don't know how people over 25 can be bothered with it anymore. "ahahaha..I was so pissed last night; I fell over a gate and talk utter ****e for 4 hours" is only amusing for so long...

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#40 10-07-2008 6:41pm

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zuutroy wrote: »

Gettin pissed gets seriously old and repetitive after about 5 years. I don't know how people over 25 can be bothered with it anymore. "ahahaha..I was so pissed last night; I fell over a gate and talk utter ****e for 4 hours" is only amusing for so long...

Couldn't agree more. I never drank and never shall but it always baffles me when people go "Had a great night last night, can't remember half of it"

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#41 10-07-2008 6:43pm

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I never drank and never shall

and therein lies why it baffles you... gettin drunk is great fun, far more fun than being sober

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#42 10-07-2008 6:46pm

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Couldn't agree more. I never drank and never shall but it always baffles me when people go "Had a great night last night, can't remember half of it"

Ah I enjoyed it back in the day..One does get oneself in some funny bizarre situations when out on the booze, and it is pretty funny having someone recount to you what you did or having 2 or 3 still frames in your mind of a night out and trying to piece it together...I just mean that it ran out of steam eventually for me...
That and the fact that I now get hangovers which make me feel like a middle-ages torture victim after any more than 4 pints.

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#43 10-07-2008 6:50pm

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

Do you find it risible when I say the name of my friend Biggus Diccus ?

i find it confusing when you make no sense

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#44 10-07-2008 6:51pm

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zuutroy wrote: »

Gettin pissed gets seriously old and repetitive after about 5 years.

Im only young, but I agree!!

OMG, you can actually place a liquid down your throat???Your soooooo cooooooooool

OP must have a sad life. Poor fellow.

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#45 30-07-2008 1:28am

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I reckon when it comes down to the nitty gritty, the most important things in life are eating, drinking, fuc*ing and sleeping. Take away any one of those activities and the human race would be doomed!

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#46 30-07-2008 1:35am

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Yes there is also getting stoned.

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#47 30-07-2008 2:25am

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Actually reproduction is the sole point of life, whether you're a bacterium, a giraffe or a human. Its all about passing on your genes. So no there isn't more to life than fooking chicks. Getting pissed is a bonus luxury. Though it may be a neccessity if you plan on riding some of the durty birds I see out at the weekend

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#48 30-07-2008 2:29am

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

Is there more to life than getting pissed and fooking chicks?

No. This is it. Just enjoy it while you can still do it.

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#49 30-07-2008 2:31am

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Zzippy wrote: »

No. This is it. Just enjoy it while you can still do it.

Anyone who believes this is so stupid it actually bodes badly for the future of humanity that they are allowed to reproduce.

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#50 30-07-2008 2:49am

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Zzippy wrote: »

No. This is it. Just enjoy it while you can still do it.

Well, there is always viagra...

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#51 30-07-2008 9:13am

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Of course there is, you shallow pig. You're missing out on all the beautiful things in life. There's writing songs about getting pissed and fooking chicks, writing poetry about getting pissed and fooking chicks, contemplating the prospect of getting pissed and fooking chicks, regretting afterwards getting pissed and fooking chicks, boasting to people about getting pissed and fooking chicks and blaming getting pissed for you being unable to fook chicks.

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