Teenager finds bat in bra

Teenager finds bat asleep in bra



A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

Makes a change from someones hand.

Sherifu

That's just batty. Where's Jigsaw?

Kold

Stupid 19 year old girl with giant norks and no pics?



Fail.

Nevyn

How cute.

egan007

A job for Ozzie i think.

kaimera

Kold wrote: »

Stupid 19 year old girl with giant norks and no pics?



Fail.

facT!

citytillidie

Picture is in todays Irish Star

Marcus.Aurelius

I knew I should stop buying the broadsheets.

Steve_o

pics?

biko

Kold wrote: »

Stupid 19 year old girl with giant norks and no pics?



Fail.

Pic Google provides...

c - 13

Picture as requested

Wazdakka

biko wrote: »

Pic Google provides...

Wow...
Massive knockers allright,
But a face like a bag of smashed crabs

Sherifu

Wazdakka wrote: »

Wow...
Massive knockers allright,
But a face like a bag of smashed crabs

Harsh but true.

kaimera

I wish there were no pics now

Best looking thing there was the damn bat.

ffs

Steve_o

Wazdakka wrote: »

But a face like a bag of smashed crabs

lol!!!:D

WindSock

Wazdakka wrote: »

But a face like a bag of smashed crabs

Which is what she found in her knickers?

Wazdakka

WindSock wrote: »

Which is what she found in her knickers?

Zinnnggggg

Ross_Mahon

That bat wasn't in there for the blood...:pac:

homah_7ft

I have on occasion found a bra in my bath but that has never made the headlines.

DarkJager

Beats chicken fillets anyway!

Steve_o

WindSock wrote: »

Which is what she found in her knickers?

heheh... Ok, i know baby bats are small and so on, but in fairness how would you not notice a bat in your bra... mind you she doesn't look like someone who's gifted with intelligence.

jellie

how the f*ck do you put on a bra & not notice a bat in it?!

120_Minutes

FF's on a 19 yr old? I would...

Reku

Think she was trying to be the new Mary Toft but got it a bit muddled.

As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.

Is it normal in other peoples' offices to crowd around a young girl fishing about in her bra, can't say I've ever noticed it happening where I work.

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c - 13 wrote: »

Picture as requested

Minger

Reku

120_Minutes wrote: »

FF's on a 19 yr old? I would...

Fianna Fáil's on a 19 year old? Is that what/who Berties' doing these days?:D

ejmaztec

There's been an old bat in my wife's bra for years:pac:

Wazdakka

farohar wrote: »

Is it normal in other peoples' offices to crowd around a young girl fishing about in her bra,

Not since I got hit with that restraining order...

dade

how the **** did she think it was a mobile phone? Ladies do you normally stick you phone in your bra? in you nickers maybe with the vibe alert on but your bra?

Reku

dade wrote: »

how the **** did she think it was a mobile phone? Ladies do you normally stick you phone in your bra? in you nickers maybe with the vibe alert on but your bra?

Maybe she was making video calls to her fella?:p

citytillidie

dade wrote: »

how the **** did she think it was a mobile phone? Ladies do you normally stick you phone in your bra? in you nickers maybe with the vibe alert on but your bra?

It was in her jacket

cuppa

seems like an excuse just to ,Get your bat's out for the lads.

dade

citytillidie wrote: »

It was in her jacket

and she didn't notice the extra bumpiness or the fact that one tit didn't fit that well. think she needs to go to specsavers if she didn't see a bat in her bra

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dade wrote: »

and she didn't notice the extra bumpiness or the fact that one tit didn't fit that well. think she needs to go to specsavers if she didn't see a bat in her bra

True. You'd want to be as blind as a bat not to see it.

Loomis

cuppa wrote: »

seems like an excuse just to ,Get your bat's out for the lads.

TAXI!!

ART6

Going by the pic if that was a baby bat, I wouldn't want to argue with it's ma:p

BloodSugarSex

that little slapper is busted

cance

bats... judging by the pic it will be the only mammal touching her baps for quite some time.

Eric Cartman

shes a paper bag job right there

Mossy Monk

Heard this on the 2FM news yesterday evening. Slow news day I guess.

Jimbo

Im sorry I clicked that link now. My imaginary FF 19 year old was much hotter

testicle

Here's another picture...

baby_blu

testicle wrote: »

Here's another picture...

ah lads the state of the ****ing bra like, if i was gonna be shown my baps to the star (ha) id run out n buy a nice red sexy bra, not grab a grey 1 off the line

Ew!:(

Jimbo

There, thats better.

Marvel at my Photoshop skills

RuailleBuaille

I don't think that girl is ugly at all.

Kold

c - 13 wrote: »

Picture as requested

I find her Thom Yorke-esque eye a turn on.

Plug

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

I don't think that girl is ugly at all.

I think your right, and if anything she is quite OK and well above my highish standards!
I'll take her.

nlgbbbblth

Nice batcave (second picture)

Mossy Monk

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

I don't think that girl is ugly at all.

I agree. Much worse looking girls out there.

antodeco

Wasnt she in the crying game? :pac:

120_Minutes

stunt. she'll be in nuts or zoo next week.