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  • 09-07-2008 4:53pm
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    carlowguy32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭


    anyone got quotes from the great man - thats a health and safety issue, i was in charge of 500 people i know what im talking about, i've done alot of tv work- i appeared on ant & dec


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    darsar
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭darsar


    I have my own fanclub.


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    #3
    fuzzywiggle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    billy bullshiner


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    darsar
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭darsar


    I've done it all :rolleyes:


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    Amz
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    "Got any rubber bands Postie?"


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    charlie McHugh,
    where are ya?
    Not a Marioism but one DAY !:D


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    Charlie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭Charlie


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    charlie McHugh,
    where are ya?
    Not a Marioism but one DAY !:D

    I'm hear watching, don't worry. TBH, once you've read this you heard them all.

    This is why the man needs to stay. He is a pure comedy genius but that fact totally goes over his own head.


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    Sharpshooter
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    lt's like watching "The Office" only better cause it's not scripted.:eek:


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    akamossy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭akamossy


    omg hes being such a prick to lisa...get him out and lisa needs to dump his ass!!


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    Charlie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭Charlie


    akamossy wrote: »
    and lisa needs to dump on his ass!!

    Fixed.


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    _feedback_
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    Amz wrote: »
    "Got any rubber bands Postie?"

    Ha!

    "But we were always very careful not to drop them ... health and safety issue, ya know"


    "I'm going to take this custard cream and dip it in this juicy tea" had to be one of my own favourites


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    Miss Fluff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    I'm here to facilitate

    Millions of people know me

    Tbh the elastic band one was the best yet, rofl


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    daisy123
    Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    "Obviously, one of the worst things, was throwing your elastic bands on the floor. Someone could slip. Health and safety."

    Oh yes Mario, that IS obviously one of the worst things you could do whilst a postie. I would rate it high above stealing people's mail, sleeping with your lady customers and divulging personal information found out through people's post. Yes, slipping on elastic bands, now THAT's one of the worst things.


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    carlowguy32
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    its like been stabbed in the back, punches pilot would know all about that


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    Stephen P
    Registered Users Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭Stephen P


    carlowguy32 wrote: »
    its like been stabbed in the back, punches pilot would know all about that

    The elastic band one was my favourite till I heard that one :D:D:


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OMG he has passed his isms onto lisa:eek:
    Lisa to mario[lf you do go it will be for a reason,"The universe is calling":D


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    bbability
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭bbability


    "this is clash of the titans isn't it?":D


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    bbability wrote: »
    "this is clash of the titans isn't it?":D

    Becs Boobs:D


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