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Stuff that shouldn't cost half as much

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    #122
    genericgoon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    DonJose wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure you didn't know wtf Jimmy Choo was until you saw the film "In Her Shoes" ;)

    I thought Jimmy Choo was a gangster. :D


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    #123
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    Mmmmm leather knee highs...........maybe you have a point....

    http://www.jimmychoo.com/pws/ProductCategoryAttributeLink.ice?paId=CLAS&value=05&layout=departmentprod.layout&selectedProduct=&paId2=AVAILABLE_ONLINE&value2=true&filterValueAlias=high&filterNameAlias=Heel+Height&addFilter=HEEL_HEIGHT&filterValue=high&productsPerPage=6

    I'd buy those for the missus if they were teflon coated and cum resistant ;)


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    #124
    Laura Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Laura Appleby


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    So the boots help you get your own way??

    yes they help me channel my inner dominatrix. This is like what I'm trying to convey they are MORE than just shoes Its more like each shoe has a personality and when you wear them you take on the shoes personality. Its incredible. i have had so many clients who are like 'Laura, these shoes have literally changed my life' Seriously the amount of people I have helped get laid is ridiculous. I get so many thank you cards from husbands you wouldn't believe it :)


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    #125
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    I have those and you know what they were worth every penny. I always get my way in those boots.

    Bet you don't, post a pic of them.


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    #126
    carbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭carbsy


    Oh I love a woman in a pair of sexy platforms/wedges. Shoes rock! Any more links to shoes that you own Laura? ;)


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    #127
    Glowing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Glowing


    So Laura, honestly. If those EXACT shoes cost 39.99, and you could buy them in Dunnes, would they have the same effect? ......and would you be here harping on about them?!

    I could guess no ....


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    #128
    Charlie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    This is like what I'm trying to convey they are MORE than just shoes Its more like each shoe has a personality and when you wear them you take on the shoes personality. Its incredible. i have had so many clients who are like 'Laura, these shoes have literally changed my life' Seriously the amount of people I have helped get laid is ridiculous. I get so many thank you cards from husbands you wouldn't believe it :)

    What the fook are you about.


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    #129
    Laura Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Laura Appleby


    DonJose wrote: »
    Bet you don't, post a pic of them.

    I'm not in the game of supplying **** material for internet people sorry


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    #130
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    fapfapfap

    hmm what else has gone up, coke, remember the days they were 40p? those were the days


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    #131
    Laura Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Laura Appleby


    Glowing wrote: »
    So Laura, honestly. If those EXACT shoes cost 39.99, and you could buy them in Dunnes, would they have the same effect? ......and would you be here harping on about them?!

    I could guess no ....

    you literally could not make a shoe like that for 39.99 its impossible. they are hand maid in Italy.


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    #132
    Glowing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Glowing


    You didn't answer my question ....


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    #133
    genericgoon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    you literally could not make a shoe like that for 39.99 its impossible. they are hand maid in Italy.

    Give me a welly, an old heel, some scissors and some glue and I'll prove you wrong. :P


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    #134
    carbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭carbsy


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    you literally could not make a shoe like that for 39.99 its impossible. they are hand maid in Italy.

    Italian maids make them? Interesting....


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    #135
    Laura Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Laura Appleby


    Glowing wrote: »
    You didn't answer my question ....

    your asking me to comment on an impossible scenario


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    #136
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    you literally could not make a shoe like that for 39.99 its impossible. they are hand maid in Italy.

    But as you say shoes have personallites so does that mean a pair for 40 have a worse personality than those that are 500??


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    #137
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    I'm not in the game of supplying **** material for internet people sorry

    LOL I knew you were full of sh!te.


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    #138
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    She's hilarious. And she's succeeding in getting her kicks by rising ye all :) Now I think you should give them their kicks and post up a pick of you in these knee high leathers! It's either you or me! And my legs are so short they'd look like full leg boots, and don't think they'd have the same effect! [Plus I don't own those actual boots!] :P


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    #139
    Laura Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Laura Appleby


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    But as you say shoes have personallites so does that mean a pair for 40 have a worse personality than those that are 500??

    A pair for forty don't HAVE a personality they are just bits of leather from some old nag and glue they are mass made not individually crafted


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    #140
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Anything can be made **** material... trust me :pac:


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    #141
    Glowing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Glowing


    Oh for gods sake .... IMAGINE!

    The only reason you spend 500 quid on shoes is because you can say 'Oh thanks, they're Jimmy Choos' if someone said 'I like your shoes'

    And I could be pretty certain you would not buy those EXACT same shoes in Dunnes because it wouldn't give you the same sense of importance that you get when you shop in BT's or whatever stuck up shop you go to.....


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    #142
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users Posts: 4,982 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    Its more like each shoe has a personality and when you wear them you take on the shoes personality.
    So basically what you are saying is that you have no personality and you seek refuge from this by buying yourself expensive interchangable personalities for different days of the week so you can decide what kind of person you want to be on certain days? I feel sorry for you and hope you can get over your confidence issues.
    Mods feel free to move this thread to PI


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    #143
    Charlie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭Charlie


    DonJose wrote: »
    Bet you don't, post a pic of them.

    If ever there was a time for a rickrollin....


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    #144
    Conor108
    Registered Users Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    You know Google has never heard of 'Laura Appleby Image consultant'?


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    #145
    carbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭carbsy


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    She's hilarious. And she's succeeding in getting her kicks by rising ye all :) Now I think you should give them their kicks and post up a pick of you in these knee high leathers! It's either you or me! And my legs are so short they'd look like full leg boots, and don't think they'd have the same effect! [Plus I don't own those actual boots!] :P


    Awww ya poor thing.Maybe you should go for the ultra sexy platform/wedge type shoe to enhance your calf muscles and give you that extra lift? ;)


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    #146
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    A pair for forty don't HAVE a personality they are just bits of leather from some old nag and glue they are mass made not individually crafted

    Hold on.... you really are either (A: Stupid) or (B: A snob) because no shoe has a personality.

    Jesus christ, I get laid because I'm good at what I do!! You get laid because you wear a pair of shoes!! Get a grip on life!!


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    #147
    Laura Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Laura Appleby


    Conor108 wrote: »
    You know Google has never heard of 'Laura Appleby Image consultant'?

    i dont believe in the internet :)


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    #148
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    i dont believe in the internet :)

    Then why are you on here!! :rolleyes:


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    #149
    Charlie
    Registered Users Posts: 9,810 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Laura Appleby wrote: »
    i dont believe in the internet :)

    I don't believe that shoes have a personality.

    Tis a funny auld world, but I guess it's these differences that brings us all together.


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    #150
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Wilburt wrote: »
    Anything can be made **** material... trust me :pac:
    its true


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    #151
    carbsy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭carbsy


    wtf is the Mario fanclub? jeeeez...


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