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10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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  • 09-07-2008 11:10pm
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    Kat1170
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    #10 - You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22...

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road...

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

    #4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look fat?'...

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it...

    ...AND...the

    #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman...............

    YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!! :D:D:D


    (I know jokes have their own forum, but this pretty shooting specific)


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    Sparks
    Registered Users Posts: 40,038 ✭✭✭✭Sparks


    Not specific enough. Kicking to humour...


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    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭DenMan


    I think my signature speaks for it all.


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    Kat1170
    Registered Users Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    My bad, forgot no-one in Shooting has a sense of humour. :rolleyes::rolleyes:


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    Sparks
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    No, they have senses of humour allright.
    I don't.


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    Eglinton
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    Damn - I could have sworn the thread title said "10 reasons Why Men prefer to cum over women"

    Freudian thoughts giving the game away:p


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    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    My bad, forgot no-one in Shooting has a sense of humour. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Get your own back by making a post in the shooting forum saying that Airsoft is better than real steel! :p


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    rocky25
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    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Get your own back by making a post in the shooting forum saying that Airsoft is better than real steel! :p


    Good ider,

    Ya mad Rabbit :p

    bump0.gif

    LOL


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    Sparks
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    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Get your own back by making a post in the shooting forum saying that Airsoft is better than real steel! :p
    Don't.
    Like I said, no sense of humour.


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    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Ha, very good!


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