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Married for fifty years...

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  • 10-07-2008 10:09pm
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    Alissa1
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    There was this couple who had been married for fifty years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for fifty years."
    "Yeah," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
    "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
    "Well," Granny snickered, "what do you say - should we?"
    Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "my breasts are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."
    "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal


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