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Girls Only - No Manginas Allowed!

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  • #852
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    See, I told ya everyone wants, or will want to...


  • #853
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    Yup, and i can stick another gfx card in and bobs your sisters mothers brother!


  • #854
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Thank you for sticking up for me!! All girls together.
    And I'm getting in next year.
    So there! :-p


    yea and all this talk of computery stuff is scaring me!! so.....shoes anyone??


  • #855
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    yea and all this talk of computery stuff is scaring me!! so.....shoes anyone??
    Obviously another lady!


  • #856
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    Obviously another lady!


    Now really why would you assume that ;)


  • #857
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    just hope your nickname relates to a liking of frozen iced water on a stick and not some other depraved craving:D


  • #858
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    just hope your nickname relates to a liking of frozen iced water on a stick and not some other depraved craving:D

    :eek::eek::eek: my nickname is entirely innocent!! somewhere there's a story about a goat chasing me and stealing and ice lolly from me....but now i'm looking at the name in a whole different way :(:eek::rolleyes:


  • #859
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    See, I told ya everyone wants, or will want to...

    :o


  • #860
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek: my nickname is entirely innocent!! somewhere there's a story about a goat chasing me and stealing and ice lolly from me....but now i'm looking at the name in a whole different way :(:eek::rolleyes:
    Oh my God:eek:
    I hadn't even thought about the possibilty of a goat being involved. That is just sick


  • #861
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MORRI wrote: »
    Oh my God:eek:
    I hadn't even thought about the possibilty of a goat being involved. That is just sick

    Hahaha :D:pac::D:pac::D


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  • #862
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    in the interests of 50:50 was it a protestant goat?


  • #863
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    carlty888 wrote: »
    Hahaha :D:pac::D:pac::D

    Morning Sir Carlty, welcome to the depravity.
    Which is my fault apparently.:rolleyes:


  • #864
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Morning Sir Carlty, welcome to the depravity.
    Which is my fault apparently.:rolleyes:
    if you want to get into the PSNI you are gonna have to stop taking the blame for things.
    Lesson 1 PASS THE BUCK


  • #865
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MGH,

    How does it feel to be sexually harrassed by a load of blokes you've never even met?! ;)

    I feel a restraining order coming on! :D


  • #866
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    Oh my God:eek:
    I hadn't even thought about the possibilty of a goat being involved. That is just sick

    Noooooooooo.....:(

    Actually whats worse is your thinking about this :eek:


  • #867
    Penis Eye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Penis Eye


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    See, I told ya everyone wants, or will want to...

    not quite everyone. but im sure theres enough. i feel like we are over looking some of the other ladies on here. they are all lovely ladies.


  • #868
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    in the interests of 50:50 was it a protestant goat?


    I didnt stop to ask as i was running away screaming!!


  • #869
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    carlty888 wrote: »
    MGH,

    How does it feel to be sexually harrassed by a load of blokes you've never even met?! ;)

    I feel a restraining order coming on! :D
    well i aint into all that S&M stuff, I would never let a woman restrain me so she could get some perverted kick out of it


  • #870
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Morning Sir Carlty, welcome to the depravity.
    Which is my fault apparently.:rolleyes:

    It normally is your fault. ;)

    Where is this Sir Carlty thing coming from?

    ...... I like it. :D


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  • #871
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    I didnt stop to ask as i was running away screaming!!
    was it a "Billy" goat?
    :D:D:D


  • #872
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MORRI wrote: »
    well i aint into all that S&M stuff, I would never let a woman restrain me so she could get some perverted kick out of it

    Touché


  • #873
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    i dont even know what to say anymore


  • #874
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    was it a "Billy" goat?
    :D:D:D


    without making it sound worse it had those wee horn things....is that a billy??!! :D


  • #875
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    carlty888 wrote: »
    Touché
    that sounds foreign and looks a bit like touchy and no you cant


  • #876
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    lolli-j wrote: »
    without making it sound worse it had those wee horn things....is that a billy??!! :D

    It just gets worse. Now it's a horny goat!!!!! :eek:


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  • #877
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    without making it sound worse it had those wee horn things....is that a billy??!! :D
    you were attacked by a Billy(protestant) goat, if you are RC thats sectarian harassment, if non RC no-one will really care...........


  • #878
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MORRI wrote: »
    that sounds foreign and looks a bit like touchy and no you cant

    Courtesy of Wikipedia:

    In fencing, touché (French: touched, Pronounced Too-shay) is used as an acknowledgement of a hit


  • #879
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    carlty888 wrote: »
    It just gets worse. Now it's a horny goat!!!!! :eek:


    I can't win....although how would you know if a goat was horny??!!


  • #880
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    carlty888 wrote: »
    MGH,

    How does it feel to be sexually harrassed by a load of blokes you've never even met?! ;)

    I feel a restraining order coming on! :D

    LOL

    I'm made of sterner stuff!
    I give as good as I get......but thats another conversation entirely!:eek:


  • #881
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    lolli-j wrote: »
    I can't win....although how would you know if a goat was horny??!!

    You told us it had the horn! :rolleyes:


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  • #882
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    MORRI wrote: »
    well i aint into all that S&M stuff, I would never let a woman restrain me so she could get some perverted kick out of it

    Dont knock it till you've tried it.
    Good way to practice the use of handcuffs which you will need to know as an officer of the law.....;)


  • #883
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    you were attacked by a Billy(protestant) goat, if you are RC thats sectarian harassment, if non RC no-one will really care...........


    lol what if i'm a mixture??!!


  • #884
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Dont knock it till you've tried it.
    Good way to practice the use of handcuffs which you will need to know as an officer of the law.....;)

    :eek: shocking!

    although my ex is an officer of the law.....;)


  • #885
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Dont knock it till you've tried it.
    Good way to practice the use of handcuffs which you will need to know as an officer of the law.....;)

    I tied my wife up once. Only it was a little too tight and I had to cut her free. Ooops! :o

    Fun times...... :rolleyes:


  • #886
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    carlty888 wrote: »
    Courtesy of Wikipedia:

    In fencing, touché (French: touched, Pronounced Too-shay) is used as an acknowledgement of a hit
    I knew that, the 3 musketeers used to say it all the time


  • #887
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    lol what if i'm a mixture??!!
    theres an injection for that


  • #888
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Dont knock it till you've tried it.
    Good way to practice the use of handcuffs which you will need to know as an officer of the law.....;)
    if you hit them over the head with your asp you dont need handcuffs.....


  • #889
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    theres an injection for that


    oh really??? how do i get one...:pac:

    call from withheld number....heart attack!


  • #890
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    oh really??? how do i get one...:pac:

    call from withheld number....heart attack!
    the obvious answer is "I'll give you one!" BOOM BOOM
    I also know CPR, for the heart attack, and after the injection BOOM BOOM


  • #891
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    lolli-j wrote: »
    call from withheld number....heart attack!

    Well?????


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  • #892
    smyff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭smyff


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    LOL

    I'm made of sterner stuff!
    I give as good as I get......but thats another conversation entirely!:eek:

    i hope your talking about banter!!!


  • #893
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    smyff wrote: »
    i hope your talking about banter!!!
    I second that


  • #894
    PandaPants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭PandaPants


    lolli-j wrote: »
    oh really??? how do i get one...:pac:

    call from withheld number....heart attack!

    Well????
    Sales call? Or "THE CALL?"??


  • #895
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    maybe she really did have a heart attack! oh well that bumps the rest of us up the list by 1


  • #896
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MORRI wrote: »
    maybe she really did have a heart attack! oh well that bumps the rest of us up the list by 1

    Man you have one sick sense of humour...... I like it. :pac:


  • #897
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    PandaPants wrote: »
    Well????
    Sales call? Or "THE CALL?"??

    She's very well placed on the merit list (40-70) so you never know. It could well be "THE CALL."


  • #898
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    carlty888 wrote: »
    Man you have one sick sense of humour...... I like it. :pac:
    a sick sense of humour is what you need for PSNI.
    It's in the Patten recomendations


  • #899
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    carlty888 wrote: »
    She's very well placed on the merit list (40-70) so you never know. It could well be "THE CALL."
    then lets hope for at least a fainting fit


  • #900
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MORRI wrote: »
    a sick sense of humour is what you need for PSNI.
    It's in the Patten recomendations

    If it isn't, it should be. Sick and twisted...... it's the future!!!!


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  • #901
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    these suspenders are killing me


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