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Girls Only - No Manginas Allowed!

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  • #952
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    and my facebook name is not lolli before you waste your time :p
    prove it


  • #953
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    carlty888 wrote: »
    1. Sounded like an offer by MGH!!!!!
    2. That's entirely optional.
    3. Never make a promise you cannot keep.

    1. Whhhhaaaattt?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:


  • #954
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    lolli-j wrote: »
    Well MGH mentioned the practical...but from what i gather she is a hot lady seein as everyone wants her...


    I couldnt comment. You'd best ask those who've met me!

    And yes, I mentioned the practical. Mentioned being the operative word!!!


  • #955
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    I think you'd enjoy a practical demonstration more...:eek:
    What indeed!


  • #956
    carlty888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭carlty888


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    I think you'd enjoy a practical demonstration more...:eek:

    Sounds just like an offer to me. :D:D:D

    Even came complete with gaping-mouth smiley. :eek:


  • #957
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    prove it

    my name is......oh wait cant remember!:p


  • #958
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    carlty888 wrote: »
    Sounds just like an offer to me. :D:D:D

    Even came complete with gaping-mouth smiley. :eek:

    how rude! i'm now looking at little little smiley in a whole new way


  • #959
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    carlty888 wrote: »
    Sounds just like an offer to me. :D:D:D

    Even came complete with gaping-mouth smiley. :eek:
    i just hope she doesnt have big bug eyes. A little hair would be nice and if she goes blue in the face she cant be very good at it:D:D


  • #960
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    my name is......oh wait cant remember!:p
    Ok just show us the pictures then;)


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  • #961
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    Ok just show us the pictures then;)

    what pictures?? of the goat??!!


  • #962
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    what pictures?? of the goat??!!
    doesn't float my boat baby!

    kinda funny how everyone stops posting at lunchtime, so u must all be in work and the only time of the day you have to yourselves you stop posting whereas when you are supposed to be working you are posting like mad. Apart from MGH who seems to get back from lunch earlier than the rest of yous


  • #963
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    omfg lol I make some comment from a film which happens to be a very romantic love story and it instigates a full on invasion of the women only thread with it turning into a glory-hole discussing, goat chasing, MGH harassing, dirt fest!! Hehe nice work :D

    And i was only gone for like 10 mins!

    LOL and yeah... americans refer to their loft spaces as glory holes too... makes for some exceptionally entertaining episodes of the simpsons!! :D

    Oh and I'm with MGH on the ol' hand cuff thing (not literally!)... don't knock it till u've tried it ;)


  • #964
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    Oh and I'm with MGH on the ol' hand cuff thing (not literally!)... don't knock it till u've tried it ;)
    i have tried it, but I dont think he really loved me!


  • #965
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    doesn't float my boat baby!

    kinda funny how everyone stops posting at lunchtime, so u must all be in work and the only time of the day you have to yourselves you stop posting whereas when you are supposed to be working you are posting like mad. Apart from MGH who seems to get back from lunch earlier than the rest of yous

    well you never can tell what does it for people!


  • #966
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    well you never can tell what does it for people!
    I was waiting for "dont you dare call me baby you male chauvanist pig!"
    cant help feeling a little disappointed......


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  • #967
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    lolli-j wrote: »
    well you never can tell what does it for people!

    LOL aye... (that sounds like ur name if u say it fast! :D) there's no accounting for people and their tastes...

    some people are into some really weird stuff :o


  • #968
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    I was waiting for "dont you dare call me baby you male chauvanist pig!"
    cant help feeling a little disappointed......


    Awe no way i didnt even notice the baby....i'm disappointed in myself...:(


  • #969
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    incidentally there is a blog about a dog called morri :pac:


  • #970
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    Awe no way i didnt even notice the baby....i'm disappointed in myself...:(
    Dont worry about it honey, here is a little something for everyone. The PSNI Code of Ethics which you will be required to learn almost verbatim as one of the final exams is based on it and will include quotations which you will be expected to identify. you will need Adobe acrobat reader to read it
    http://www.nipolicingboard.org.uk/final_code_of_ethics-2.pdf


  • #971
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    incidentally there is a blog about a dog called morri :pac:
    yeah that was my wifes idea, cute aint I


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  • #972
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    MORRI wrote: »
    Dont worry about it honey, here is a little something for everyone. The PSNI Code of Ethics which you will be required to learn almost verbatim as one of the final exams is based on it and will include quotations which you will be expected to identify. you will need Adobe acrobat reader to read it
    http://www.nipolicingboard.org.uk/final_code_of_ethics-2.pdf

    Are you kidding.... that thing's huge!! :eek:


  • #973
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    Heh... REALLY glad I included the quote on reading that back to myself! :D


  • #974
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    Are you kidding.... that thing's huge!! :eek:
    I hear that alot!
    No joke you will be expected to read three or four (memory fading) examples and spot the correct one as printed in the book. A favorite would be to replace a "shall" with "will" or "must" but once you have gone over it for a few months you should be fine. It makes good toilet reading


  • #975
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    MORRI wrote: »
    No joke you will be expected to read three It makes good toilet reading
    Scares the s*** out of me!


  • #976
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    MORRI wrote: »
    I hear that alot!
    No joke you will be expected to read three or four (memory fading) examples and spot the correct one as printed in the book. A favorite would be to replace a "shall" with "will" or "must" but once you have gone over it for a few months you should be fine. It makes good toilet reading

    preferably one without glory holes right!? :D


  • #977
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    MORRI wrote: »
    Scares the s*** out of me!

    LOL

    That made me chuckle :)


  • #978
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    preferably one without glory holes right!? :D
    I made an attempt to raise the tone but obviously it was in vain TUT TUT


  • #979
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    yeah that was my wifes idea, cute aint I

    oh just gorgeous!! :pac:


  • #980
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    oh just gorgeous!! :pac:
    Oh thank you!
    i feel sorry for anyone who logs on here this evening having over 10 pages of meaningless nonsense to read in the hope of finding some useful info (my post about Code of Ethics being the only sensible one all day)


  • #981
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    Oh thank you!
    i feel sorry for anyone who logs on here this evening having over 10 pages of meaningless nonsense to read in the hope of finding some useful info (my post about Code of Ethics being the only sensible one all day)


    well now if your complaining i'm sure everyone could start talking about sensible things like i don't know....the economy??


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  • #982
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    well now if your complaining i'm sure everyone could start talking about sensible things like i don't know....the economy??
    Naaaa, I'm not really into all that enviromental eco stuff:D


  • #983
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    MORRI wrote: »
    Naaaa, I'm not really into all that enviromental eco stuff:D

    If that was an accident.. then lol, if it was on purpose... rofl :D


  • #984
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    Naaaa, I'm not really into all that enviromental eco stuff:D

    then back to the goats ;)


  • #985
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    If that was an accident.. then lol, if it was on purpose... rofl :D
    LMFAO,
    What do you mean by accident do you think I am using someone else's fingers and closing my eyes to type? Of course it was on purpose just because i am a man doesnt make me completely....urmm......whats the word.........not smart!
    What does rofl mean by the way?


  • #986
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    then back to the goats ;)
    might I remind you these forums are for people trying to join the PSNI, not for the fulfillment of your personal fantasies


  • #987
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    might I remind you these forums are for people trying to join the PSNI, not for the fulfillment of your personal fantasies

    :cool:


  • #988
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    lolli-j wrote: »
    :cool:

    Wow, you blow me away Lolli-J! A woman of many words :D


  • #989
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    Wow, you blow me away Lolli-J! A woman of many words :D
    isn't much you can say to a goat!


  • #990
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    isn't much you can say to a goat!

    hey stop picking on me :(


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  • #991
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    hey stop picking on me :(
    stop moaning, you arestarting to get on my goat:D:D


  • #992
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    stop moaning, you arestarting to get on my goat:D:D

    lol very good! can't say much to that one really except
    http://www.goatsonline.com/funny-goats/latest/goat-pics.html :D:pac:


  • #993
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    lol very good! can't say much to that one really except
    http://www.goatsonline.com/funny-goats/latest/goat-pics.html :D:pac:
    think I'll save that for the weekend when everyone else is out........


  • #994
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    think I'll save that for the weekend when everyone else is out........

    oh you've quite the exciting weekend planned....i'm almost jealous :pac:


  • #995
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    oh you've quite the exciting weekend planned....i'm almost jealous :pac:
    well it wont compare with your cloven hoofed devil eyed goat love fest but I am easily pleased


  • #996
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    well it wont compare with your cloven hoofed devil eyed goat love fest but I am easily pleased


    its my birthday some time over the next week so i'll be celebrating that with a goat free time!!


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  • #997
    MORRI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭MORRI


    lolli-j wrote: »
    its my birthday some time over the next week so i'll be celebrating that with a goat free time!!
    Happy between :D19 & 55 whenever it is


  • #998
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    MORRI wrote: »
    Happy between :D19 & 55 whenever it is


    Why thank you :D


  • #999
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    MORRI wrote: »
    Happy between :D19 & 55 whenever it is

    definately the higher end! :D hehe

    Happy Birthday too :P


  • #1000
    lolli-j
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭lolli-j


    DownMTBer wrote: »
    definately the higher end! :D hehe

    Happy Birthday too :P

    I'll have you know its closer to the lower end so HA! :P


  • #1001
    DownMTBer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭DownMTBer


    lolli-j wrote: »
    I'll have you know its closer to the lower end so HA! :P

    Me too so double HAH! although sadly mines creeping upwards... hit the big '3' '0' this year :(

    Oh well, plenty of life in the old dog yet! :p

    (hehe that last sentence is so inviting about a million comments!)


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