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PapaYankeeGirl

JVB wrote: »

I didn't forget, just wanted to keep you in suspense
Happy birthday

Awh thanks. You can buy me a birthday drink (only joking:eek:):D:)

PapaYankeeGirl

Fo wrote: »

Happy birthday PYG!
Seems every lady is going in Jeans... Skinny jeans = major thigh alert for me! CODE RED !!!!

Wait until you see my ass and thighs. Im a size 12( thats a plus size in the modeling world) but my ass is rather large and so are my thighs:o. I only bought my pair the other day as i had previously taken a wide berth from them. Just wear what you are comfy in.

PapaYankeeGirl

So FO and MGH- what are you sexy thangs for wearing?

JVB- i was in new look on saturday and there are multi-packs of pink thongs, maybe you should buy them and share with the lads, cause remember we will be twangin (and mocking accents)

given1

heyyy first a big happy birthday to pyg, hope youve had a good day:) :)2nd really looking forward to next thurs, ill have to book it of work and more importantly the friday morning:D

JVB

PYG, My accent already has a twang after living here for 9 years lol

MrsGeneHunt

Seeing as you have ths honourary vagina, we must ask the question:-

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING???? (not right now, you muppet):D

I'm guessing skinny jeans and a pink thong....

JVB

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Seeing as you have ths honourary vagina, we must ask the question:-

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING???? (not right now, you muppet):D

I'm guessing skinny jeans and a pink thong....

Darn. Am I really that predicatable? You know, I might just wear some skinny jeans (or straight leg as us men call them ) But a thong? Oh I'm not sure ... Oh ok

MrsGeneHunt

JVB wrote: »

Darn. Am I really that predicatable? You know, I might just wear some skinny jeans (or straight leg as us men call them ) But a thong? Oh I'm not sure ... Oh ok

Oh go on, you know you're game as a badger!!!!!!!!:p

JVB

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Oh go on, you know you're game as a badger!!!!!!!!:p

LOL (a snort infact!) . Not heard that one before but will definately be adding it to my vocabulary

MrsGeneHunt

JVB wrote: »

LOL (a snort infact!) . Not heard that one before but will definately be adding it to my vocabulary

Snorting. Hmmmm. Attractive.:rolleyes:

PapaYankeeGirl

Ok fellow wannabe cops, my 6weeks were up yesterday therefore i should have received my AC results BUT taking the 12th of july holiday in to account means they should be coming today. I feel sick. If it says fail i will cry:(

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Ok fellow wannabe cops, my 6weeks were up yesterday therefore i should have received my AC results BUT taking the 12th of july holiday in to account means they should be coming today. I feel sick. If it says fail i will cry:(

There is no way on this earth you have failed. :cool:

JVB

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Ok fellow wannabe cops, my 6weeks were up yesterday therefore i should have received my AC results BUT taking the 12th of july holiday in to account means they should be coming today. I feel sick. If it says fail i will cry:(

See, this makes me laugh. Are we to believe that a candidates performance has been marked daily by Consensia since you attended the AC. And that 1 public holiday has knocked the whole process back by an additional day; hence why you haven't yet received the results? It's just not possible! See GCBC's comment in the AC thread on his 12 week wait :eek:

PYG, I'm sure you'll be grand, but my sympathy is with you playing the waiting game. Just try and keep positive

MrsGeneHunt

We need an covert mission to infiltrate Consensia and see what the hell they are up to.

Night vision goggles and commando outfits at the ready LOL:P

PapaYankeeGirl

Thanks MGH and JVB. I cant hack another 6 weeks! Hopefully GCBC's was a one off case!!!! Im goin to shoot out the tyres of the postmans van if there is no post for me!!!! Bless him i have a vandetta (?) against him and its not even his fault!!!

PapaYankeeGirl

You're on MGH- just remeber consensia and the PSNI check these forums!!! So any details of our obbo will have to be passed on via PM;)

JVB

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

commando outfits at the ready LOL:P

We're doing it naked? Excellent

MrsGeneHunt

JVB wrote: »

We're doing it naked? Excellent

Well you can wear your pink thong to keep your "chappy" in check......

PapaYankeeGirl

You tell him MGH:D:D

JVB

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Well you can wear your pink thong to keep your "chappy" in check......

LOL. But come on, how is a thong going to help? It'd be like trying to hold on to a wild ferret lol It's strictly figure hugging undies for me these days after that 'incident'

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

You tell him MGH:D:D

Lovin' the VANdetta against the poor Postie Pat and his van :P- dont shoot the messenger LOL

MrsGeneHunt

JVB wrote: »

LOL. But come on, how is a thong going to help? It'd be like trying to hold on to a wild ferret lol It's strictly figure hugging undies for me these days after that 'incident'

OMG the mental image that conjured up......I need to lie down:o

PapaYankeeGirl

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Lovin' the VANdetta against the poor Postie Pat and his van :P- dont shoot the messenger LOL

Im sitttin by the window, i could be here for some time!! Shot gun beside me!! I have the dogs told to bark when/IF a little red van comes into the drive

JVB

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

OMG the mental image that conjured up......I need to lie down:o

I know, the naked male is a gruesome sight Men were def were behind the girls in the queue when body parts were being issued lol

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Im sitttin by the window, i could be here for some time!! Shot gun beside me!! I have the dogs told to bark when/IF a little red van comes into the drive

haha my imagination hasyou as granny from Beverley Hillbillies on a rocking chair in on porch, shotgun in lap waiting......

Roadkill pie tonight LOL!!!!!!

MrsGeneHunt

JVB wrote: »

I know, the naked male is a gruesome sight Men were def were behind the girls in the queue when body parts were being issued lol

ah but some are easy on the eye!

PapaYankeeGirl

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

haha my imagination hasyou as granny from Beverley Hillbillies on a rocking chair in on porch, shotgun in lap waiting......

Roadkill pie tonight LOL!!!!!!

Yeah, next week should i wear my pink pinny or my blue one!!!!

PS- those male parts are very useful!!! NOT that i would know cause im a wee sweet innocent girl!!!;)

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Yeah, next week should i wear my pink pinny or my blue one!!!!

PS- those male parts are very useful!!! NOT that i would know cause im a wee sweet innocent girl!!!;)

OOh definitely the blue gingham one - to match your blue rinse LOL

And yep those male parts are very useful....in fact I'm thinking about a certain persons right now.......:o
get back to work MGH!!!!!!!!!

PapaYankeeGirl

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

OOh definitely the blue gingham one - to match your blue rinse LOL

And yep those male parts are very useful....in fact I'm thinking about a certain persons right now.......:o
get back to work MGH!!!!!!!!!

ooooooooh naughty naughty!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

PS the blue one will match my eyes too!!!

alanbelfast

Well SRN went very well
Instructors seem really nice but I'm sure that will change come start date lol
Drill sarg.............MMMmm very scary indeedy.
Have to say peeps ya certainly do get the old eyes opened. It will be a very intense course with lots of tears etc etc. Lots of people had the old 'rabbit caught in the headlights' look after the 'talk'.
The chief said to me......'well have you had any second thoughts.......do you really think it will be the career for you?' ........My retort was.......'if it was possible to stay tonight and start my course I would sir'...........Kissing his behind already.......yeah I know but does no harm to get on the right side and make a good first impression.

MrsGeneHunt

alanbelfast wrote: »

Well SRN went very well
Instructors seem really nice but I'm sure that will change come start date lol
Drill sarg.............MMMmm very scary indeedy.
Have to say peeps ya certainly do get the old eyes opened. It will be a very intense course with lots of tears etc etc. Lots of people had the old 'rabbit caught in the headlights' look after the 'talk'.
The chief said to me......'well have you had any second thoughts.......do you really think it will be the career for you?' ........My retort was.......'if it was possible to stay tonight and start my course I would sir'...........Kissing his behind already.......yeah I know but does no harm to get on the right side and make a good first impression.

You cant keep the Boardsies down!!!!!!!!
:cool:

alanbelfast

O and that old chestnut issue............Dress code lol

Lots of people turned up in jeans and t shirts etc etc..........it was not a good look and all the top brass picked up on it!
The inspector kept referring to dress code and that people should dress in the proper manner.

Hope that doesn't start a war here lol

MrsGeneHunt

alanbelfast wrote: »

O and that old chestnut issue............Dress code lol

Lots of people turned up in jeans and t shirts etc etc..........it was not a good look and all the top brass picked up on it!
The inspector kept referring to dress code and that people should dress in the proper manner.

Hope that doesn't start a war here lol

Lets hope they're suitably humbled after last night!

PapaYankeeGirl

Remember 'send in the dogs' is on tonight:)

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Remember 'send in the dogs' is on tonight:)

OOh wakey wakey. Nice snooze?:p

PapaYankeeGirl

So so!!!

I get to see the woofers tonight, i was workin last week!!

PS i wonder did the postman complete his deliveries on rims?

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

So so!!!

I get to see the woofers tonight, i was workin last week!!

PS i wonder did the postman complete his deliveries on rims?

LOL PYG sabotaged the postie!

I'm off out tonight so I will have to tape the woofers but will watch it when I get home. If I am sober enough lol

:D:eek::P:P

PapaYankeeGirl

You should be savin yourself for tomorrow night;)!!!

PapaYankeeGirl

What i really need is a 'stinger'. I could hide in the bush wearing my dads camouflage gear!!!! James (the postman) would never sus it was me!!!:D:D:D

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

You should be savin yourself for tomorrow night;)!!! !!!

LOL

I will be more than ready for tomorrow night!!!!!!!!

and will have well recovered in good time for next week!!!

edit the day out of your post hun!!!
discretion!

PapaYankeeGirl

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

LOL

I will be more than ready for tomorrow night!!!!!!!!

and will have well recovered in good time for next week!!!

edit the day out of your post hun!!!
discretion!

Whoops i forgot i wasnt on PM!

MrsGeneHunt

PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »

Whoops i forgot i wasnt on PM!

LOL

Easy done!!

frank1

Hello all

I'm new to the boards - although i am a man, I know the PSNI is all for equal opportunities, hence i am posting on this thread.

I've just completed the a/c 2 weeks ago and am still waiting on c13. any advice?

MrsGeneHunt

frank1 wrote: »

I've just completed the a/c 2 weeks ago and am still waiting on c13. any advice?

Yep. Get comfy. You'll be doing a LOT of waiting.:p

alanbelfast

Well that's everything sorted for our arranged night out..........All booked.:)

PapaYankeeGirl

Cheers Al'

JVB

Well girls it looks like we men are going to have to officially hijack your thread now for idle banter. And don't go and tell us to start our own, I mean if all I wanted was to converse freely with just other men then I'd be in prison

MrsGeneHunt

JVB wrote: »

Well girls it looks like we men are going to have to officially hijack your thread now for idle banter. And don't go and tell us to start our own, I mean if all I wanted was to converse freely with just other men then I'd be in prison

Jaysus, give a man an honouary vagina and he thinks he can just march in and take over!!!!!

And you know you love the prison talk, bitch:p

MustBeCrazy

MrsGeneHunt wrote: »

Jaysus, give a man an honouary vagina and he thinks he can just march in and take over!!!!!

And you know you love the prison talk, bitch:p

Hahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D

Now that gave me a laugh just before I head off to bed.

PapaYankeeGirl

MGH shouldnt u be otherwise occupied