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Whats a clit?

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  • #102
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    Wibbs wrote: »
    May I respectfully suggest a map is a better bet, although less pleasurable. May go some way to explain why women are bad with directions....:D
    I'm quite good with directions actually. :) I do have Sat Nav though :P lol Kidding. but yeah, funny :)


  • #103
    seraphimvc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,358 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    Susannahmia wrote: »
    Yup that's what I'm guessing. At the time I couldn't believe it though. I even had to draw her a diagram before she would believe me!:o

    lol thank you for laugh

    and for on topic,
    OP,that is ****sh!it tbh


  • #104
    genericgoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Joe Cool wrote: »
    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=KK_STSixA2E

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo&feature=related


  • #105
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    snyper wrote: »
    I was out drinking with a girl i was seeing a few weeks back and her exboyfried was out with us.. nice lad.. they are real good friends but he really really naive compared to her.. she told me that the best effort he could ever muster up was 2 - 3 strokes in the bed, so of course i always referred to him as 2 stroke.

    Anyhow we were all out drinking, and i was of course as i do when ive a few pints in me start with the jokes.. so i said to him..

    Hey, did you hear about the dwarf that walked into the brothel?

    He got a box in the mouth and a clit around the ear..

    Boom Boom..

    I got nothing .. not even a giggle.. he loked at me blankly and said.. i dont understand.. whats a clit?

    Now, 2 stroke is 25 years of age.. and from what ive been told has had girlfriends (breifly) but how does a 25 year old man in this day not know what a clit is? :eek:

    Actually yeah, thats so weird, I've been with a few girls and of all the guys they've been with none of them were able to make them come! I was, but purely cuz I when I was single and young I looked it up cuz I wanted to be good at the whole sex thing and then when I got a girlfriend, well, practice was fun.

    Seems there's a lot of guys who have no idea what to do


  • #106
    i didn't do it
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭i didn't do it


    BubbleWrap85 wrote: »
    A myth? HA! Most likely any woman you've been with has never had a [real] orgasm then! Most certainly not a myth! Argh! I'd be lost without mine! :D

    I've never had any complaints;);)


  • #107
    Tony3004
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Tony3004


    JangoFett wrote: »
    Actually yeah, thats so weird, I've been with a few girls and of all the guys they've been with none of them were able to make them come! I was, but purely cuz I when I was single and young I looked it up cuz I wanted to be good at the whole sex thing and then when I got a girlfriend, well, practice was fun.

    Seems there's a lot of guys who have no idea what to do[/QU


    next tme you are down there doing your abc s try humming directly onto it . drives em crazy . or else eat an airwave before you go down .... also try getting your girl to eat an airwave while you get a blow j brilliant imo. some tips for the "reading up on the internet about sex" types


  • #108
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    i didn't do it wrote: »
    I've never had any complaints;);)
    Thats because you're a virgin.


  • #109
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    For the small handful of posters that believe that my op was bullsh1t and not of the truth.. i would like to offer you all to collectively suck my rancid cockz.

    KTHANKSBI


  • #110
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pighead wrote: »
    Thats because you're a virgin.

    There are no virgins on the internet.


  • #111
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    snyper wrote: »
    For the small handful of posters that believe that my op was bullsh1t and not of the truth.. i would like to offer you all to collectively suck my rancid cockz.

    KTHANKSBI

    You got cockz on the brain, not to mention a lot of other things beginning with C :p


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  • #112
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You got cockz on the brain, not to mention a lot of other things beginning with C :p

    better on the brain than in the mouth :pac:


  • #113
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    snyper wrote: »
    better on the brain than in the mouth :pac:

    You'd be two inches taller with a hard-on :pac:


  • #114
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You'd be two inches taller with a hard-on :pac:

    Or dead if it was an inverted one.


  • #115
    LeoGilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭LeoGilly


    JangoFett wrote: »
    also try getting your girl to eat an airwave while you get a blow j brilliant imo. some tips for the "reading up on the internet about sex" types

    What??

    Please explain!!


  • #116
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    LeoGilly wrote: »
    What??

    Please explain!!
    The menthol goes tingle tingle to your ding dong


  • #117
    LeoGilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭LeoGilly


    slideways wrote: »
    The menthol goes tingle tingle to your ding dong


    I'm off to tesco so. :rolleyes:

    I've never heard of that.


  • #118
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    slideways wrote: »
    The menthol goes tingle tingle to your ding dong

    Durex Tingle™ works as well and there's no risk of getting gum stuck in any unwanted areas


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