Worst song ever?

Squatter

Dead heat between

Mull of effing Kintyre.

and

My effing Ding-a-ling


Dishonourable mention for Rah Rah Rasputin by Stoney Em.

Sheridan81

Galway Girl is atrocious too.

Sheridan81

Grayson Early Twin wrote: »

For starters, the inexplicably successful...

which has a stomach-emptying aye-aye-aye refrain in common with the other even more inexplicably successful...

Jesus Christ...he should have known better.

Then there's the smug lyrical vacuousness of

which was at least redeemed by featuring the world's most disinterested keyboard solo at 1min15

Not a bad song for me. You're right about the keyboard solo.

I don't mind Gypsy Woman either.

I don't know how you can dislike that one.

mistersifter wrote: »

Are you 'avin a laugh?! Is he 'avin a laugh?!

Beetlebum is awesome.

Oink

spurious wrote: »

I think we know who the talent in the Beatles was.

Harrison? He was good, but not that good.

If you’re talking about your man from the Plastic Ono Band, I say pish posh. Pish posh!

Igotadose

Ben by Michael Jackson. About a rat FFS.

OldMrBrennan83

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sbsquarepants

Tonyh8su wrote: »

"Thats Not my Name" by the Ting Tings- pure trash. Just horrible, my ears bleed.

I love that song - that was a great album in fact.

What ever happened to them I wonder?

Grayson Early Twin wrote: »

For starters, the inexplicably successful...

Groove jet is excellent.

So is teardrops by Womack and Womack. Ain't you got no soul Grayson Early Twin, you jive ass mofo?

It is common knowledge that the worst song ever written is in fact Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. This much is indisputable.

Sheridan81

I like Freed From Desire.

That's Not My Name by Ting Tings is awesome. Their first album was good, then their second was mediocre. I haven't heard their third album.

bessboroughboy

4 Non Blondes - What's Up

Kelly Marie - Feels Like I'm In Love

Bon Jovi - The "Wonka Wonka" Song

gammygils

Candy by Ash. Absolutely vile. I actually leave the area when played! Or if I can, turn off or change what's playing it with urgency. Hate it! Hate it! Hate it!

Sheridan81

Candy is crap.

What's Up by Four Non Blondes is a classic!

pleas advice

Littlehorny

Don't know the name of the song or the artist , don;t want to fuppin know either but that tripe that opens with the line "heh there Deliha what's it like in New York city?".
Whiney ****e, trying to sound all hypster- pure muck!

lukesmom

Shaddap your face

no.8

Grayson Early Twin wrote:

The aural equivalent of an 8 hour wait in A&E with septic piles.

N...O.

the purple tin

Lady in Red by Chris DeBurgh. Barf!

Sheridan81

Max Headroom

Littlehorny wrote: »

Don't know the name of the song or the artist , don;t want to fuppin know either but that tripe that opens with the line "heh there Deliha what's it like in New York city?".
Whiney ****e, trying to sound all hypster- pure muck!

Plain white t,s.....

Sheridan81 should have known that...:P

dark crystal

Worst song ever is 'Work' by Rihanna.


Fact.

gammygils

And I despised this shlte back in the day! Still do! FS

Kylta

Fairytale of new york by ronan keating.
Why he was never lockup for butchering an icon track like I do not know. I amnesty international would agree if he was locked up for singing it would be a miscarriage of justice. Poor chap hasn't got a note in his head

spurious

'Mull of Kintyre' is a bit of a dirge.

cannotlogin

Party rock anthem....every day I'm shufflin!

Hate it with a passion.

Bassfish

If I was a boy by Beyoncé. That has to be the most cringe-inducing song I've ever heard.

robinbird

Am I human
Or am I dancer

Always bothered me more that any other lyric.

Kylta

Mr blobby song still gives me nightmare

sbsquarepants

stick-dan wrote: »

THE FAST FOOD song, damn thing drove me bonkers!!

Jesus what a pile of shíte!

Possibly topped by this masterpiece however - it's close though.

Des'ree - Life

Lyrics
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
Doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
Doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,

etc etc - it doesn't get any better to be honest so i'll spare you the rest!:D

the purple tin wrote: »

Lady in Red by Chris DeBurgh. Barf!

You leave Chris alone - I had my first ever smooch to that song with the lovely Michelle in the roller disco in Crumlin - damn she was gorgeous.
Good times.:D

Seamai

robinbird wrote: »

Am I human
Or am I dancer

Always bothered me more that any other lyric.

Had a guy in my office who used to think there was some deep meaning to this that only a chosen few (including himself) actually got.
I just thought it was shíte.

Ishmael

Hard to get worse that this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

sbsquarepants

Seamai wrote: »

Had a guy in my office who used to think there was some deep meaning to this that only a chosen few (including himself) actually got.
I just thought it was shíte.

You were right.;)

Pretentious wankology is all it is!