Ex Girlfriends..

dvega

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used
to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was
flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit
older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I
am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she
was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to f**k off.

Wazdakka

An oldie.. But still

minxie

and miss out on a rare chance.:(
personally i would have given it a shot, being female i think it took her a great bit of courage to make that call.
what you think????

jim_bob

minxie1 wrote: »

and miss out on a rare chance.:(
personally i would have given it a shot, being female i think it took her a great bit of courage to make that call.
what you think????

now that's funny

minxie

and why would you say that:eek:

biko

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minxie

totally understand now,,, ha ha ha:eek::eek: