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Cowboy

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  • 15-07-2008 4:39am
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    ericl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭


    Following a long arduous cattle drive, the cowboy headed for the restaurant for dinner.
    Taking the only seat left, which was next to a lady about 20 years old (who looked very wealthy and educated), he overheard her place her order:

    "-I'll have breast of fowl, virgin fowl. Make sure it's virgin. Catch it yourself. Garnish my plate with onion and bring me a cup of coffee, not too hot, not too cold. And waiter, open a window. I smell a horse, there must be a cowboy in the house."

    Thoroughly pissed, the cowboy made his order:
    "I'll have duck, F***ed duck. Make sure it's F***ed. F*** it yourself. Garnish my plate with horses**t. Then bring me a cup of coffee, strong as Texas mule piss, and blow the foam off with a fart. And waiter, knock the whole damn wall down. I smell a c**t, there must be a whore in the house."


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