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Well you didn't hear a gun shot.

ericl · 2008-07-15 03:43:36

A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. he comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly. the bar keep approaches the customer and askes what the problem is. - "Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while i was at the urinal and put a gun to my head". -…

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15-07-2008 4:43am

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ericl

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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. he comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly. the bar keep approaches the customer and askes what the problem is.

- "Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while i was at the urinal and put a gun to my head".

- "Jesus christ! What happened?"

- "He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!"

- "Yeah, then what?"

- "Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"

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#2 15-07-2008 9:06am
rocky25

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He He

They have found a cure for homosexuality.

lip balm!

you rub it on your a*sehole and it keeps the chaps away.

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