What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

briantwin · 13-08-2008 12:57pm

Him: Do you like art or music?

Her: Yeah a bit of both, why?

Him: Cause i'm going to leave your face lookin like a painters radio!

lainey84 · 13-08-2008 8:54pm

Do not say this on first date

" i love you"

I was told this by an ex on a first date. I didnt go out with him anymore then he stalked me.. . god it was just weird

CtrlSource · 13-08-2008 9:06pm

<In a restaurant> "Ugh. Crab on the menu. Crabs in my pants."

"I've been meaning to tell you this since we met an hour ago. You're definitely 'the one'"
<while nodding & grinning like a lunatic>

Joe Cool · 15-08-2008 8:09pm

A sex offender ankle tag should never be used as either an ice-breaker
or conversation piece.

briantwin · 17-08-2008 5:40pm

<while nodding and rubbing your thighs>
Jaysus look at you, ya look like the wettest thing since water!

TimTim · 17-08-2008 6:16pm

"My mum says I have to be home before 10pm"

rhapsody! · 17-08-2008 6:32pm

"Do you have herpes? We can be clinic buddies then!!"

IvaBigWun · 18-08-2008 5:58pm

briantwin wrote: »

Him: Do you like art or music?

Her: Yeah a bit of both, why?

Him: Cause i'm going to leave your face lookin like a painters radio!

:pac:

elmolesto · 18-08-2008 6:04pm

So do you suck, f**k and take it up the ass or a you a Jesus freak?

jackbutler · 18-08-2008 7:22pm

see that house over the hill?
we'll live there someday. Our three kids'll love it.
later in life you'll come into unfortunate problems, you won't make it.

Oh i'm not God, i just planned all this when i saw you in the supermarket.

IvaBigWun · 18-08-2008 8:28pm

"MMMmmmm ........... Guns"

SantryRed · 18-08-2008 8:48pm

My idol's Joseph Fritzl.

Magpie! · 18-08-2008 8:56pm

IvaBigWun wrote: »

"MMMmmmm ........... Guns"

You called?

IvaBigWun · 19-08-2008 4:24pm

Without an introduction go straight into a rendition of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuZ6LPDYQc

ssmith6287 · 19-08-2008 4:44pm

Grab yer coat Ive got a knife!!

You: So are we ridin tonight
her: **** off
You: (look in her eyes and shake yer head) Itll have to be rape so!!

Go-Go-Gadget · 19-08-2008 4:46pm

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
...
My sister/mom has those panties.
...
Any sentence ending with "locked in my basement."
...
Can i get a doggy bag for this?
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I love you.
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Have you ever thought of plastic surgery?
...
If you ever meet one of my ex's dont beleive them, i dont really do that.

JangoFett · 19-08-2008 4:51pm

Oh, you look prettier in your Bebo pictures

HalloweenJack · 19-08-2008 4:54pm

(From a man)

I'm sorry, I forgot my wallet.

I'm afraid I can't drink. Doctor's orders. Apparently, penicillin and drink don't mix well.

I'll give you a call soon Jane...sorry, Joan.

What kind of bleach do you use on your moustache?

Relevant · 19-08-2008 4:56pm

**Comes back from toilet**

"There was a massive queue but i saved time by washing my hands before i went. Can i taste that?"

**Picks up food off her plate**

luckat · 19-08-2008 4:57pm

"I think my trousers are on fire."

Wasn't a first date, but it was the last one.

IvaBigWun · 19-08-2008 5:16pm

ssmith6287 wrote: »

Grab yer coat Ive got a knife!!

You: So are we ridin tonight
her: **** off
You: (look in her eyes and shake yer head) Itll have to be rape so!!

:pac:

The rape ones always make me laugh. That cant be good.