What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

Darragh29

Guy: Hey, do you drive?

Girl: Yeah, why?

Guy (with cock pulled out in hand): Well how about you reverse into this?!?

:D:D

Chris86

"Your sister wore that top when we went out last week"

"my place or yours"

carlybabe1

c - 13 wrote: »

Her: So what do you do for a living ?
Me: Engineering

Usually kills it right there

What am I missing???


Ok dont look, my ex is over there, the one with the balaclava, ah nah you'll be grand he might follow ye home but thats all, he always does this to me
:eek::eek:

carlybabe1

Simi wrote: »

"Remember Madeline McCann....? Yeah, that was me."

seriously, this ****s not funny anymore, actually it never was
I dont get the fixation

4zn76tysfajdxp

If you ever wanted to do Paul Newman, now's your chance. They're burying him in the morning.

Darragh29

Frankie Boyle quote..

Do you like nuts?

Good, becasue I like to rest mine on the table!

Silenceisbliss

does this taste like rohipnol to you?

IvaBigWun

"I think I'll have the steak for the win"

ejmaztec

IvaBigWun wrote: »

"I think I'll have the steak for the win"

How many first dates have you had? :P

TeletextPear

IvaBigWun wrote: »

"I think I'll have the steak for the win"

yeah, steak can be a real turn-off

projectmayhem

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

"You're an ugly cu......... "

Rowley Birkin QC

"So when are you thinking of getting your boobs fixed?"

Raiser

Sleepsatnight wrote: »

OMG haha

The worst line used on me was "I like it when a girl sticks her finger up my ass"

I won't say what happened but I will say I was asked to leave the pub.....

:eek: Sheesh - I'm sure he meant for you to wait until ye got home.......

Vain

Hows your taco for some beef:D

IvaBigWun

bigkev49 wrote: »

"So when are you thinking of getting your boobs fixed?"

Having seen some of the woeful boob jobs going around Dublin I think that one would actually be used if I had enough vodka in me.

Budget boob jobs are a bad, bad idea.

mr-aido

Claire121 wrote: »

"Don't you ever wear skirts? My ex used to wear these knee length floaty skirts, it looked really hot."

Still with him 18 months later :rolleyes:

i love it so much

mr-aido

this is the first date iv gone since i was in prison for rape

iPlop

"there some sideburnes you have the babe"

Cookie_Monster

Hello, my online name is Septic Leper, can you guess why?

IvaBigWun

"Bend over"

"why?"

"Just bend over"

IvaBigWun

"Wanna see a pencil disappear?"

IvaBigWun

"Have you seen this cool thread on Boards.ie? Ive added the last 3 posts on it"

banshee_bones

talking about your last failed relationship or what a waster your last bf was


not cool!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

"I have aids, care to fcuk?"

Fizman

"Is it just me or can you get a thrushy kinda smell"?

IvaBigWun

*In an extreme Cavan accent*

"Well hello how are ya.

Will this fit in there?"

IvaBigWun

*In the middle of the meal and in the middle of a sentence you break into loud random singing*


"How much is that doggy in the window?"

"The one with the wanderly tale?"


Then say nothing for an hour.

homerun_homer

Girl said to me on first date this year;

"so the first time I got into a fight I went into the kitchen and pulled out this big fcuking knife!!"
"and the 2nd time I got into a fight I beat up a bunch of kids. In the morning one of their mother's threatened to call the police"

Smell ya later....

*runs a mile and slams the door shut*

Professey Chin

And thats how I discovered you can buy adult nappies at wholesale prices

Kirnsy

you look like an old girlfriend...






except she was a good bit thinner.