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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #422
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    " ..... and then we buried him up the mountains"


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    #423
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx4o1gMRGHY


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    #424
    dolliemix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    ....i dont get this brushing your teeth lark....


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    #425
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    hurry! get in the car.....they're watching us


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    #426
    dolliemix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Would you mind if I took a photo of you?


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    #427
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    Where's your sink, i want to make a piss?


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    #428
    happyoutscan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,030 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    My friends call me the sweat-hog.


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    #429
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    That was your sister? She has really lovely rack for a 14 year old.


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    #430
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    Nice ass, my last girlfriend had an ass like a 10 year old boy as well


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    #431
    dolliemix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    I always like to have all my food mashed up before I eat it


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    #432
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    :pac:

    The rape ones always make me laugh. That cant be good.

    :(

    O_o

    " Wanna meet the family? They are out in the car"


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    #433
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "I'm glad we're going out. I got 8 kids at home that need a new Mama"


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    #434
    lee_arama
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,125 ✭✭✭lee_arama


    Well I'm a chatty guy so usually if I'm out on a first/second date I often lose the run of myself and end up blathering about the women of yore, totally forgetting that this is NOT what the lady with me wants to hear...

    However, after a week of seeing this one girl, who was an absolute stunner, and a beautiful person to boot, I foolishly mentioned that I wanted to sleep with other people! Why on earth did I do this I'll never know...but I did, and off she ran, in a flood of tears, right through the UCC Student Centre...

    Ah the good old days.

    Hi Siobhan, if you're reading...


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    #435
    ODS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 380 ✭✭ODS


    lee_arama wrote: »
    and a beautiful person to boot

    Why did you want to boot her? Was she beautiful before you booted her, or after? :pac:


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    #436
    dolliemix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    I think you might need to blow your nose


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    #437
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    lee_arama wrote: »
    Well I'm a chatty guy so usually if I'm out on a first/second date I often lose the run of myself and end up blathering about the women of yore, totally forgetting that this is NOT what the lady with me wants to hear...

    However, after a week of seeing this one girl, who was an absolute stunner, and a beautiful person to boot, I foolishly mentioned that I wanted to sleep with other people! Why on earth did I do this I'll never know...but I did, and off she ran, in a flood of tears, right through the UCC Student Centre...

    Ah the good old days.

    Hi Siobhan, if you're reading...

    Fail. You did it roNg.


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    #438
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "You look so good you make me want to get a job"

    Then begin licking your hand.


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    #439
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    I have had my eye on you for ages - remember when you had your first period i called the ambulance man because i thought you were hurt.


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    #440
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    There's 3 words I wanted to tell you in the past few weeks ....

    Yore.

    Too.

    Fat."


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    #441
    cork1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭cork1


    nice legs........ what time do they open?


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    #442
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    'This is where i bring all my victims dates.'


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    #443
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "You remind me of my uncle who raped me when I was 15. But I really kind of teased him and seduced him into it tbh. I ended up enjoying it. Is that strange? Wanna do a club after this?"


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    #444
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    I was watching this programme on TV last night about kids who were molested by their father - god i would love to have kids.


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    #445
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    Would you know who won the 3.20 at Taunton?


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    #446
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,945 ✭✭✭trout


    Do ya like poultry ?


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    #447
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    30 pages is too many to read through, so did anyone mention,
    I rode yore ma?:rolleyes:


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    #448
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,945 ✭✭✭trout


    All right, so ya don't like poultry ... do ya like jewellery ?


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    #449
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    Give me one good reason why i shouldnt rape you right now


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    #450
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Mont wrote: »
    Give me one good reason why i shouldnt rape you right now

    Would you say that to Mary Hearney or Beverely brass neck Cooper Flynn?:D


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    #451
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Would you say that to Mary Hearney or Beverely brass neck Cooper Flynn?:D

    Saw Cooper Flynn on the news tonight and ya i would give her one - gladly.

    As for Harney i'd give her the insulting rape which is basically start off the rape as normal ie rip off her clothes but then say geez youre ugly and leg off


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