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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #482
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Kiera wrote: »
    FYP

    Why is it he only digs his own threads up?
    I'm guessing when he visits he only surfs his UserCP.


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    #483
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    "Shall we order now? Incidently, Capital knockers."


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    #484
    Indie18
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    Could we get this over with quick? my wife is picking me up in half an hour.


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    #485
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Did you hear Javaboy made Mod? Javaboy is a cool name I think. He's cool. Did you get much Thanks on Boards this week? I got 5. That was really cool. Whats the fish like here?"


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    #486
    newballsplease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    worst thing to say on 1st date:

    I find honesty is the best policy. so just to let you know, I'll be raping you later


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    #487
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    newballsplease wrote: »
    worst thing to say on 1st date:

    I find honesty is the best policy. so just to let you know, I'll be raping you later

    Actually, you're username would be a pretty bad thing for a lady to say on her first date with a guy.


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    #488
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    I killed a cat with my foot on the way over here.


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    #489
    PrettyInPunk
    Registered Users Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    When you go to the loo im gonna put my pubes in your dinner.


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    #490
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    When are you going to finish your cosmetic surgery?


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    #491
    road_2_damascus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭road_2_damascus


    I love you


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    #492
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    eh, what do i do for a living... ?

    tampon thief...

    Pulling strings...


    pulling strings...


    *hides vampire teeth*


    anyone for tea ?


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    #493
    homerun_homer
    Registered Users Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    "My mom says you can stay over any time you want".


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    #494
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    " so did you hear the one about richard gear and the gerbal ? "

    :pac:


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    #495
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    newballsplease wrote: »
    worst thing to say on 1st date:

    I find honesty is the best policy. so just to let you know, I'll be raping you later

    The rape ones are still making me laugh too much :(


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    #496
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    "I hope you can give better lap dances then a 13 year old cheerleader."


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    #497
    madmik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭madmik


    I hope u know i only do anal on first dates-anything else just wouldnt be appropraite


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    #498
    madmik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭madmik


    cradle my balls with your hand-quick before the waiter comes back


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    #499
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    -Women: What are you thinking about?

    Me: My mam

    Much better if said while rubbing yourself and you look like/do this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEHFiRL9axA


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    #500
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Hi Im Christian Bale and I only do anal"


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    #501
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,951 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    "him I'm IvaBigWun and I only reply to my own threads"


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    #502
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    "him I'm IvaBigWun and I only reply to my own threads"

    lies.


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    #503
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    lies.
    Also a good way to answer everything the other person says on a 1st date :pac:


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    #504
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    lies.

    Truth, just look at this quote;
    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    lies.


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    #505
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Also a good way to answer everything the other person says on a 1st date :pac:

    :pac:


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    #506
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Coprophelia? babe


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    #507
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Hi, I'm Dominique. You wanna come back to my place and f*ck?


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    #508
    andy2854
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭andy2854


    this one time i slep with my sister


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    #509
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    andy2854 wrote: »
    this one time i slep with my sister
    I slept with your sister too. Shes sh!t:pac:


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    #510
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Hi, I'm Dominique

    kinky.


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    #511
    Thundercats Ho
    Registered Users Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    I'm sorry, i have to pop to the bathroom again. I've got terrible diarrhoea.


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