What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

dr.bollocko · 17-12-2010 1:01am

Hi. I had a bit part in the apprentice. But I'm focusing on my vegan restuarant now.

orourkeda · 17-12-2010 1:15am

Any chance of a blow job you stupid bitch

johnn · 17-12-2010 1:16am

"Oh you're on boards....my alias?..............Johnn :cool:"

Sauve · 17-12-2010 1:32am

A girl at work was out with a new guy she was seeing:
She asked him for a light for her cigarette, and as he handed her the lighter he said;
"Careful you don't burn your tash with that"
Poor girl has been mega-paranoid about it ever since.

johnn · 17-12-2010 1:34am

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

A girl at work was out with a new guy she was seeing:
She asked him for a light for her cigarette, and as he handed her the lighter he said;
"Careful you don't burn your tash with that"
Poor girl has been mega-paranoid about it ever since.

I once nicknamed a girl "Tom Selleck" :cool:

maxxie · 17-12-2010 1:36am

fancy goin twos on a bastard?

johnn · 17-12-2010 1:51am

You look like you are an experienced cock-handler :cool:

simplybam · 28-08-2011 5:31pm

Maybe not a great pick-up line but me and some friends have used it a few times and more often than not, we guys had the last laugh:

Go up to a girls at the bar, look her in the eyes and say: 'bugger, just forgot my pick-up line' turn around and leave

Also like Ralphies line from the Simpsons: 'So, do you like......... stuff?'

A friend of mine - who travels a lot - is very successful with the line 'I'm a fireman and I'm single' which he knows in some 20 odd languages, lol

tan11ie · 28-08-2011 5:40pm

"8 inches is the bare minimum"

CavanCrew · 28-08-2011 5:45pm

" That's my ex waiting the table beside us there "

starlit · 28-08-2011 6:33pm

Talk about an ex/ex's.
Stating certain types of professions.
I have a lot of friends of the opposite sex.
I don't get out much.
Chat up lines.

Plenty other's I could mention but can't think at the top of my head at the moment!

Capt'n Midnight · 28-08-2011 6:46pm

Why is there porn in your browser history ?

FetchTheGin · 28-08-2011 6:54pm

tan11ie wrote: »

"8 inches is the bare minimum"

I hate when women tell me the width of their gee on a first date.

tan11ie · 28-08-2011 7:11pm

"Lorena Bobbit is just misunderstood."

Quazzie · 29-08-2011 12:33pm

"Can you excuse me, I think I just hit cloth with that last one"

orourkeda · 29-08-2011 1:03pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg

Bipolar Joe · 29-08-2011 1:05pm

This is Rita, my minder.

revell · 29-08-2011 1:42pm

7ofBrian wrote: »

Her:
'' So, what do you do for a living?''

You:
'' Not much. I have a management position in Anglo Irish Bank''

Her:
''Oh... I guess ill be paying for dinner so. And here's some money for a taxi home. And some more for a nice holiday somewhere warm. And here... Have a new car............''

she is really into you:rolleyes:

TiGeR KiNgS · 29-08-2011 1:51pm

'it puts the lotion in the basket'

carlybabe1 · 29-08-2011 7:10pm

Degsy wrote: »

You dont sweat much for a fat girl.

Larianne wrote: »

"So, Larianne, tell me a story...."

Worst date in my life! Ran to the niteline, RAN!

IvaBigWun wrote: »

"Maybe later, you might like to shave my back?"

:D pmsl

her: sooooo, tell the truth now, how big are ye really

him: is that your breath im smelling or did you step in dogshlte on the way

him:sooo how do you feel about anal?? her: dont worry, ive got a 9" strap-on, and plenty of lube, i wont hurt ye

him; thats some 5 o'clock shadow you're sportin there