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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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    #242
    RiotO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭RiotO


    While looking at the bill:

    'What!? It would have been cheaper to hire a hooker'


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    #243
    TeletextPear
    Registered Users Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    RiotO wrote: »
    While looking at the bill:

    'What!? It would have been cheaper to hire a hooker'

    hahah brillo :pac:


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    #244
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    RiotO wrote: »
    While looking at the bill:

    'What!? It would have been cheaper to hire a hooker'

    If she let me pay the full bill on a first date Id actually use that one.


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    #245
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,889 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    "Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?"

    Brilliant.... I can't stop giggling at that one :D


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    #246
    **magnolia**
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭**magnolia**


    "I know I only know you a short time but I think you could be the one"

    Then his parents walked into the pub cos he told them he would be there:(


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    #247
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    **magnolia** wrote: »
    "I know I only know you a short time but I think you could be the one"

    Then his parents walked into the pub cos he told them he would be there:(
    that beats mine!:p


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    #248
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Hey do you know all those freaky things up on urbandictionary.com? Well I was thinking ...."


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    #249
    NewFrockTuesday
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭NewFrockTuesday


    Ive had this one...

    "Is tuna made from dolphins?":confused:


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    #250
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Dellgirl2 wrote: »
    Ive had this one...

    "Is tuna made from dolphins?":confused:

    Some tuna fishermen kill a lot of dolphins in their nets thus the popular myth that its made from dolphins.


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    #251
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "You didn't know this, but I've been watching you all day .... "


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    #252
    Rozabeez
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    "See that guy over there? TINY cock."


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    #253
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    "See that guy over there? TINY cock."

    :pac:


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    #254
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    "See that guy over there? TINY cock."

    "Thats just what I needed to hear"


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    #255
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Do this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-uqix9rthg


    Then the Hammer Dance.

    Then put your hand up for a high five.

    She'll love it.


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    #256
    runningman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭runningman


    If she's a minger and knows it - "don't worry love, beauty is only a light switch away"


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    #257
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    You - "So when was the last time you came?"

    Her - "Came where?"

    You - "Came".

    /she gets coat


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    #258
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    "So I hope you don't mind if my dad joins us shortly!"


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    #259
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,974 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    "I'm a virgin, and if you keep holding my ass like that, the little man is not ever going to get to sleep."


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    #260
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    *In a really formal voice* I find you very attractive. You're a very attractive girl... *repeat drunkenly for about half an hour*

    Actually happened.

    On a slightly related note, a guy trying to get my number before just wouldn't leave me alone, even though I said I had a boyfriend, and he actually asked me if I'd slept with my boyfriend. He then proceeded to tell me that he was "very big" and would "satisfy" me. "The sex would be great" apaprently. What a sleaze.


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    #261
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    My friend got this one: (guy had a high pitched lispy voice)

    Ssso Twacy (tracy) what exactly doess your job entail?( shes a legal secretary)


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    #262
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    It could be pretty bad if you asked a guy if his penis was like a chicken nugget.


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    #263
    CheapStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭CheapStuff


    I came on the bus but I passed it off as an Asthma attack.


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    #264
    MJOR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    :D
    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    It could be pretty bad if you asked a guy if his penis was like a chicken nugget.


    Ah you should read the thread back! The first date i had with another guy!


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    #265
    Munya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Munya


    Have you had sex lately.
    That happened to me and ended the date...


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    #266
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Fizman wrote: »
    You - "So when was the last time you came?"

    Her - "Came where?"

    You - "Came".

    /she gets coat

    :)


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    #267
    CtrlSource
    Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭CtrlSource


    Days after i first read it, this thread still makes me laugh. It's the kind of place i like to come around this time of the evening after a days work is done :)

    Anyway, my contribution...

    Towards the end of the evening and after an awkward pause my date said to me:
    "I hope you don't mind me asking this, but do you have any feeling below the waist? Tell me to piss off if you're offended."

    i didn't reply for a while and the date added:
    "Oh God, I've really upset you, haven't I?"

    <btw i use a wheelchair, in case anyone wonders what planet this happened on>


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    #268
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    You should have got your langer out and windmill'ed it with your hand tbh :) That would have shut up the bint.


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    #269
    [Deleted User]
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    CtrlSource wrote: »
    Days after i first read it, this thread still makes me laugh. It's the kind of place i like to come around this time of the evening after a days work is done :)

    Anyway, my contribution...

    Towards the end of the evening and after an awkward pause my date said to me:
    "I hope you don't mind me asking this, but do you have any feeling below the waist? Tell me to piss off if you're offended."

    i didn't reply for a while and the date added:
    "Oh God, I've really upset you, haven't I?"

    <btw i use a wheelchair, in case anyone wonders what planet this happened on>

    That is the kind of thing I'd ask tbh :o


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    #270
    beertons
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    Did you finish your homework yet?


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    #271
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Dont tell me, let me guess. 34C right?"


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