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Rocky for President

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  • 15-07-2008 4:25pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭


    Holy Jebus.. Just came accross this on the internetz....

    I for one heartily support the campaign :pac:

    Rocky25 for President....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Gets my vote, clever stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Thank you for the support.

    If elected I Promise:rolleyes:

    To cut taxes in half,
    From now on we will have South Texas and North Texas:o


    Defence,
    The Fence should be at the bottom of the garden and around the sides as well:)

    There will no more unemployment.
    Anyone without a job will be sent to Poland:confused:

    All Public Transport will be free.
    This will be funded by the confiscation of all bank accounts and assets of current politicians:D

    Crime, Zero Tolerance.
    All criminals (when convicted) will be deported to Detroit:cool:

    Working Week.
    I will start by cutting the working by 2 ½ hours.
    This will be done by cutting the Lunch Hour to thirty minutes;)

    There will be no more Rip Off Ireland except in Strip Clubs:D

    My Cabinet will be made up of mostly Wood and a bit of Glass:p

    Beer will be free at weekends to Lolocaust Members:pac:

    There will be no more political Parties….Just Raves and Festival’s:eek:

    So a vote for me is a vote for Ireland:(

    All donations please in brown envelops only:confused:


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