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Repair Man

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  • 16-07-2008 3:05pm
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    rocky25
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    A woman has a problem with her closet door, it was falling every time a bus was passing by.

    So she called a repair man.

    The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.

    "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.

    At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.

    Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"

    Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!":o


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    truecrippler
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    Hahhahaahah good one. :D


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    tossy
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    did you make that up rocky? honestly!


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    rocky25
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    tossy wrote: »
    did you make that up rocky? honestly!


    Eh

    ermmm

    ahhhhh


    Yeah...I have way too much time on my hands at the moment :rolleyes:

    Very quite in this asylum :P

    I did put a donation in the poor bosca for me sins though ;)

    More like a blank cheque :confused:


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    Dizzyblonde
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    That's really funny - well done :D


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    rocky25
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    In my Defence...I was clinically Insane at the time.

    Under section 6, paragraph 4, line 2, it states,

    "The party of the first part should be in this document be known as the party of the second class"

    This as Hagar pointed is the "Insanity Clause"

    Some people don't like it in their contracts, but I believe in a "Sanity Clause":eek:


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