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  • 16-07-2008 7:11pm
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    looder
    Registered Users Posts: 1,238 ✭✭✭


    A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.

    "Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.

    "To take the pain away, " sobbed the little girl.

    Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.

    The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.

    "It doesn't work!" she yelled.

    "What do you mean?" asked Mom.

    "Well, " sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."


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    TommyL
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭TommyL


    You should change your name to looser.


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    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    He he nice one


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    TommyL, read the charter before you post again on this forum, thanks.


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    why do people take jokes from the little johnney thread, and redress them


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    looder
    Registered Users Posts: 1,238 ✭✭✭looder


    old boy wrote: »
    why do people take jokes from the little johnney thread, and redress them
    I didn't I got it sent to me in work today.... I thought it was a redressed Tommy Tiernan joke myself


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    tossy
    Registered Users Posts: 9,590 ✭✭✭tossy


    TommyL wrote: »
    You should change your name to looser.

    Funniest thing in this thread!

    Why do grown people tell stupid jokes,i wouldnt have laughed at that one in 1st year!


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    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    tossy banned for a week. After Hagar directed another poster to read the charter tossy posted in a similar fashion. The rating system is there for a reason - use it


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    #9
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Tossy infracted at 7:38am for Breach of Charter.
    Please read the Charter and keep up with the on thread warnings.

    Oops my bad Bio. Should have posted on thread at the time.
    As sure the holiday will do him good. :D


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