This is for the cat haters out there.

Hobbes

If you don't know how to install greasemonkey or save this script then you deserve cat pics.

// 
//   |\      _,,,---,,_
//   /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_
//  |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `'-'
// '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)  
//  ONOZ U KILLD ME!!
//
// Written by Hobbes.
// Filename to save as: boardsie_cathater.user.js
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Boards.ie Feedback lolcat killer.
// @namespace     BOARDS.IE
// @description   Kills all images on feedback forum.
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php*
// @exclude       
// ==/UserScript==

var feedBackThread = /<a href\="forumdisplay\.php\?f\=82\">Feedback<\/a>/i;

if (document.body.innerHTML.match(feedBackThread)) {
	var img = document.images;

	for (var i = 0; i < img.length; i++) {
			img[i].src = "";
	}
	
}

Nerin

Hobbes wrote: »

If you don't know how to install greasemonkey or save this script then you deserve cat pics.

// 
//   |\      _,,,---,,_
//   /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_
//  |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `'-'
// '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)  
//  ONOZ U KILLD ME!!
//
// Written by Hobbes.
// Filename to save as: boardsie_cathater.user.js
//
// ==UserScript==
// @name          Boards.ie Feedback lolcat killer.
// @namespace     BOARDS.IE
// @description   Kills all images on feedback forum.
// @include       http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?*
// @include       http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php*
// @exclude       
// ==/UserScript==

var feedBackThread = /<a href\="forumdisplay\.php\?f\=82\">Feedback<\/a>/i;

if (document.body.innerHTML.match(feedBackThread)) {
    var img = document.images;

    for (var i = 0; i < img.length; i++) {
            img[i].src = "";
    }
    
}

this makes me a sad panda

kmart6

Sad panda you say.....

orestes

Lolcat murderer! :mad:

Hobbes

Nerin wrote: »

this makes me a sad panda

For the cat lovers change:

img[i].src = "";

to

img[i].src = "http://randomlolcat.com/image.gif";

*shudder*

DeepBlue

Hobbes wrote: »

If you don't know how to install greasemonkey or save this script then you deserve cat pics.

At a wild guess I'd say 99% wouldn't have heard of greasemonkey, let alone know how to install it.

randylonghorn

Hobbes wrote: »

// |\ _,,,---,,_
// /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_
// |,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-'
// '---''(_/--' `-'\_)
// ONOZ U KILLD ME!!

Boooooooo!!!11!111

Hobbes

DeepBlue wrote: »

At a wild guess I'd say 99% wouldn't have heard of greasemonkey, let alone know how to install it.

I'm pro-cat.

taidghbaby

meah....for the real cat haters:

http://www.al4ie.com/?p=497

Prefer wet pussies myself

311

Down with the cat pats ,down I say !

cornbb

Hobbes wrote: »

"http://randomlolcat.com/image.gif"

Bookmarked!

Steve

did someone say cats?

Sparky

DeVore

LOL @ SPankeH ... I shouldnt get that but I do.


DeV.

Dades

SteveC wrote: »

did someone say cats?

You totally robbed that from the "Are the Hamsters still on Strike?" thread!
Never get tired of seeing it though!

This
http://randomlolcat.com/image.gif
Has made my day...

Maximilian

My God Hobbes - you have way to much time on your hands.

Hobbes

Maximilian wrote: »

My God Hobbes - you have way to much time on your hands.

2 mins actual coding work. 5 mins to find ascii cat picture. lolcat pic 10 seconds in google.

Maximilian

Hobbes wrote: »

2 mins actual coding work. 5 mins to find ascii cat picture. lolcat pic 10 seconds in google.

Duly amended.

My God Hobbes - you have way to much time the correct amount of time on your hands for the required purpose.

GhostInTheRuins

But this removes all images, the page looks really messy now

jor el

Text only browsing, ah the memories. Bring back DOS.

Cabaal

DeepBlue wrote: »

At a wild guess I'd say 99% wouldn't have heard of greasemonkey, let alone know how to install it.

then obviously they need to see cat pics

Hobbes

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

But this removes all images, the page looks really messy now

Can't please everyone!

I was amazed actually that when I nuked the images boards.ie site still worked. I was expecting loads of blank buttons and breakages. Kudos on a well developed site.

Overheal

clever little piece of script... but youre an evil bastard for making it!