Break up

Star Lord

g'em wrote: »

I was looking for a sad emoticon to accurately display my sentiments when I cam across this

Now I'm crying for real. My eyes should not me subjected to these images. And if I have to suffer, you're all coming down with me

For the second time today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkqqMPPg2VI

Gary ITR

Thanks for all the lol's brothers and sisters

Latchy

Onkle wrote: »

Thanks for all the lol's brothers and sisters

your welcome brother Onkle .counseling and sympathy is free

.Tea, coffee, beer and spirits might cost you

Nevyn

Flaming hell was all they ate cellulose ?

g'em

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

For the second time today:

That guy is freaky and fantastic.

@ Onkle, sorry for totally hijacking your thread, but thanks for starting it. I do actually have an inkling of what you're going through at the moment as I'm in the middle of it myself, but having some laughs has really helped me through the day. Hope it's helped you smile too

But enough of that serious internet business stuff, it's nearly going home time. Crack open the whiskey and stick some muzak on the gramaphone, order in a pizza and get ready to wail and moan

orestes

Thaedydal wrote: »

Tough **** Des you snooze you loose I ready have dibs on her first,
got me a date for the 2nd of august, taking her somewhere a lil different
Isn't that right g'em ?

I fainted when I read this bit and just woke up now, what did I miss?

Tom Dunne

orestes wrote: »

I fainted when I read this bit and just woke up now, what did I miss?

The passing of Brother Des (no F).

FunkZ

Tbh the best way will be to get with as many other women as possibel. Then find a new one you really like, and continue to get with as many wimminz as possible.

g'em

orestes wrote: »

I fainted when I read this bit and just woke up now, what did I miss?

If that's the bit that caught your attention it's a real shame you weren't at the last BGRH beers

orestes

Tom Dunne wrote: »

The passing of Brother Des (no F).

So ib is single now? Or has jsb already gotten his feet under the table?

g'em wrote: »

If that's the bit that caught your attention it's a real shame you weren't at the last BGRH beers

I was, ah the memories

*stares wistfully off into the distance*

FunkZ

g'em wrote: »

and get ready to wail and moan

Very subtle G'em! :P

Star Lord

Anyone for the beers tonight?

Tom Dunne

orestes wrote: »

So ib is single now? Or has jsb already gotten his feet under the table?

IB would make mincemeat of jsb, and he knows it.

g'em

orestes wrote: »

I was, ah the memories

*stares wistfully off into the distance*

Ah my apologies, I pulled a Cinderella and left well before midnight.

FunkZ wrote: »

Very subtle G'em! :P

Gawd that does sound terribly dodgy alright

Tom Dunne wrote: »

IB would make mincemeat of jsb, and he'd love it.

Fixed that for you.

Latchy

Best wishs to Onkle before i go and remember, one day at a time in the healing process .

Star Lord

g'em wrote: »

Ah my apologies, I pulled a Cinderella and left well before midnight.

so you left before midnight before your corset turned back into rags, or you grabbed some bird dressed as Cinderella and seduced her into your lair?

g'em

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

so you left before midnight before your corset turned back into rags, or you grabbed some bird dressed as Cinderella and seduced her into your lair?

Goddammit I have got to think about how the words in my head sound different to other people

Star Lord

Or keep posting such things to tease the single mans of "Yore Ma's" and they'll be putty in your hands.

meditraitor

g'em wrote: »

I was looking for a sad emoticon to accurately display my sentiments when I cam across this




Now I'm crying for real. My eyes should not me subjected to these images. And if I have to suffer, you're all coming down with me

words fail me

Latchy

g'em wrote: »

Goddammit I have got to think about how the words in my head sound different to other people

make a good sig that .......

Nevyn

g'em wrote: »

Goddammit I have got to think about how the words in my head sound different to other people

Ah please don't that would mean less cute blushing.

Gary ITR

FunkZ wrote: »

Tbh the best way will be to get with as many other women as possibel. Then find a new one you really like, and continue to get with as many wimminz as possible.

I'm going down the celibate route for the moment. Don't need any complications. All I want now is alcohol and my car, although not at the same time obviously

Cmol

meditraitor wrote: »

words fail me

WHY Would you re-post that picture?!?!

Mine eyes!

John Mason

orestes wrote: »

So ib is single now? Or has jsb already gotten his feet under the table?

Hi there, JSB, i dont think so (no offence JSB But..........)

so what you doing tonight then?

Nerin

oh hai.
plenty more fish in the sea
its always darkest before the dawn
if its not meant to be its not meant to be

Havermeyer

Beer. Go to the gimp's girlfriend's birthday session today (Saturday).

justsomebloke

orestes wrote: »

So ib is single now? Or has jsb already gotten his feet under the table?

irishbird wrote: »

Hi there, JSB, i dont think so (no offence JSB But..........)

so what you doing tonight then?

Ok I wasn't exactly honest so far on this thread and so I would like to add my name to the list that contains onkle and g'em:(

edit: oh and I forgot to say, I will I had something to wear for the 2nd of august

MIN2511

jsb wrote: »

Ok I wasn't exactly honest so far on this thread and so I would like to add my name to the list that contains onkle and g'em:(

edit: oh and I forgot to say, I will I had something to wear for the 2nd of august

Are ya just getting home? good night?

justsomebloke

ye just getting home, drink made the bad feelings go away for a while so all good, so ye the night did what I needed it to

orestes

irishbird wrote: »

Hi there, JSB, i dont think so (no offence JSB But..........)

so what you doing tonight then?

Dammit, why did I only see this now?! :mad:

You doing anything tomorrow night ib?

watna

I'm scared after reading this thread. There's lots of recently single boardsies that appear to be on the rampage!

Jsb, are you really in the recent break-up club? My suggestion is to forget all about it and go travelling (read: come to visit me in NZ so we can have a mini-beers!)

justsomebloke

watna wrote: »

Jsb, are you really in the recent break-up club?

afraid so

watna wrote: »

My suggestion is to forget all about it and go travelling (read: come to visit me in NZ so we can have a mini-beers!)

hey even though watna has a bf she still wants me. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D

watna

jsb wrote: »

afraid so




hey even though watna has a bf she still wants me. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D

Sorry to hear that hon. Glad you're drinking lots. It really is the way forward!

And yes, even though I have a bf I still want you!

trout

watna wrote: »

Sorry to hear that hon. Glad you're drinking lots. It really is the way forward!

And yes, even though I have a bf I still want you!

Wow ... fapna has the cheesecake and the kebabs and the beer and now she appears to has teh gamey. Soup-erb.

Who knew ?

Nerin

You know what its time for? A sexy partay

Splinter

jsb wrote: »

Ok I wasn't exactly honest so far on this thread and so I would like to add my name to the list that contains onkle and g'em:(

edit: oh and I forgot to say, I will I had something to wear for the 2nd of august

i'm on that list too...

MIN2511

jsb wrote: »

afraid so

No wonder you looked grumpy last night:)

He was very quiet, no loud noise nothing whatsoever... no making faces, one of the reasons i left:D i thought he didnt like me:(

hehehehe


Seriously i thought you were really quiet last night...

justsomebloke

ye I noticed that I would probably come off as quiet and that was the reason, not really my self at the moment so just needed to get a bit drunk (and get g'em a bit drunk too) last night

omb0wyn5ehpij9

splinter wrote: »

i'm on that list too...

Me three....

g'em

splinter wrote: »

i'm on that list too...

\hugs

wow, there's a few of us on the break-up train right now *


* blush specially for Thaed

jsb wrote: »

ye I noticed that I would probably come off as quiet and that was the reason, not really my self at the moment so just needed to get a bit drunk (and get g'em a bit drunk too) last night

Did I ever even thank you for that drink? I have vague reccolections of you putting it down in front of me, looking at it, and thinking "I can just about stand up at the moment, I wonder would this tip me over... literally?!" Funnily enough I went home soon after that.

You were quiet, and I didn't get to talk to you much. Chocolate cake meet-up this week yeah?

justsomebloke

ye I think the second vodka may have been a bit overkill

and yes chocolate cake meet up this week

edit: just in case you see this now I'm not going to make it pinnacle this morning I'm afraid, as a couple of things have come up that I want to get sorted this morning

g'em

jsb wrote: »

ye I think the second vodka may have been a bit overkill

:eek:

jsb wrote:

and yes chocolate cake meet up this week

I'm drooling already...

jsb wrote:

edit: just in case you see this now I'm not going to make it pinnacle this morning I'm afraid, as a couple of things have come up that I want to get sorted this morning

No worries, I'll tell the guys you said hi. I'm going in a motivational capacity (i.e. hurling abuse), not a workout one (i.e. I'm feeling far to delicate to even contemplate picking up heavy things).

John Mason

orestes wrote: »

Dammit, why did I only see this now?! :mad:

You doing anything tomorrow night ib?

oh, i am busy tonight, heading out for lunch soon with a DJ friend and his misses

jsb wrote: »

afraid so

sorry to hear that JSB but i suppose it leaves the way free for some boardies


oh by the way to all you broke up sad people, i am all loved up and very happy

omb0wyn5ehpij9

irishbird wrote: »

oh by the way to all you broke up sad people, i am all loved up and very happy

You're just mean!! :mad::mad::mad:

lol

justsomebloke

irishbird wrote: »

sorry to hear that JSB but i suppose it leaves the way free for some boardies

*wonders on how to get Des out of the equation*

castie

Bait him some, he will slip up!

softie

Moonbaby wrote: »

When I questioned the flowers on your kitchen table last month.
You assured all the ladies that you were young free and single.
I feel cheated.

Well, I can assure you, he is definitely single now and up for grabs

Nevyn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHkZJ0bGGwE

Nerin

jsb wrote: »

*wonders on how to get Des out of the equation*

bait him on soccer. Site ban. He's out. Bobs your uncle fannys your aunt.

watna

irishbird wrote: »

oh by the way to all you broke up sad people, i am all loved up and very happy

Me too! but I've had a shít break-up where I drank a lot and ate cake for a while and called all men fúckers. Now I know I'm much better off - you will come to realise this too, it's how the world works!

I'm disappointed to be missing boards beers if there's loads of single people on the rampage.