Londoners are sheep shaggers!!!

r3nu4l

BBC News

Man held over bestiality claims

A man has been arrested in south-east London after allegedly having sex with sheep at a farm.

The 27-year-old was arrested during a raid on Thursday morning at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, on suspicion of bestiality.

It follows several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply.

Witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.

It is understood the man was traced after forensic scientists identified DNA recovered from a pair of jogging bottoms found at the scene.

Two sheep were found dead in the field during the period of the attacks but it is not known if their deaths were linked.

Police are also investigating reports that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks.

The crime of bestiality carries a maximum prison sentence of two years.

I've never been tempted myself, the risk of tick bites would be enough to put me off. Also, unless the sheep have been sheared they don't look that attractive imo!

Captain Ginger

What the hell, I heard the sheep seduced him.

Poor bastard.

Danbo!

r3nu4l wrote: »

Also, unless the sheep have been sheared they don't look that attractive imo!

hmm... ok

minxie

r3nu4l wrote: »

BBC News



I've never been tempted myself, the risk of tick bites would be enough to put me off. Also, unless the sheep have been sheared they don't look that attractive imo!

thats enough to put me off-line:eek:
why would anyone????:o yeuch

debby08

ok dat pretty f**ked up if u dont mind me saying.he not all der,u cudnt b to do that to a sheep,needs to go to an asylum r sumwer n they sort his head out

r3nu4l

noblestee wrote: »

hmm... ok

You mean you'd prefer them all woolly? That's sick man!
:pac:

brianthebard

wonder if the sheep actually considered it assault?maybe they gave consent,but no one else could understand them.

Steve_o

r3nu4l wrote: »

You mean you'd prefer them all woolly? That's sick man!
:pac:

More cushion for the pushin'....:eek:

javaboy

brianthebard wrote: »

wonder if the sheep actually considered it assault?maybe they gave consent,but no one else could understand them.

Sheep are known for being well... sheepish. It might have consented all right but sheep will consent to anything.

The more important issue is was the sheep at the age of consent? I would suspect not as they only live to about 20 max and if it was livestock and not a pet, it was more than likely considerably younger than that.

r3nu4l

Steve_o wrote: »

More cushion for the pushin'....:eek:

Lol, I prefer them...how you say...shaved
The consent issue is also a tough one. It's not like we'd know if they consented or not.

Seriously though! That's mad. I see he is also being held for possession of drugs...says a lot!

Stay away from drugs kids, otherwise you too could end up a sheep-shagger!!

javaboy

Captain Ginger wrote: »

What the hell, I heard the sheep seduced him.

Poor bastard.

Are ewe one of those bleating heart liberals?

Sherifu

For 2 years inside, it's well worth it.

Fratton Fred

that explains this then.

http://www.capitalradio.co.uk/Article.asp?id=795901

He's been deported

azezil

Well helloooo dolly!

Hind legs in the wellies, luvly jubly!

Adam

debby08 wrote: »

ok dat pretty f**ked up if u dont mind me saying.he not all der,u cudnt b to do that to a sheep,needs to go to an asylum r sumwer n they sort his head out

i tink ur a genus, tis is so much fun typn lik dis, it means i dnt hav 2 pres so many keys an ppl fnd it way easier 2 read

Blisterman

I think it's funny the way the article says he "Sexually Assaulted" the sheep. How do they know that? Maybe the sheep was into it.

ejmaztec

azezil wrote: »

Well helloooo dolly!

Hind legs in the wellies, luvly jubly!

Shouldn't this have been posted in the "Worst thing you can say on a first date thread?"

FunkZ

In fairness to the lad the sheep didn't even bother saying no. And it wasn't like they couldn't have overpowered him seeing as he was outnumbered.

Cool_CM

r3nu4l wrote: »

You mean you'd prefer them all woolly? That's sick man!
:pac:

In fairness like, did their mothers never teach them to use a razor?:D

On that note, what's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer?

Mick Jagger says :"Hey you get off of my cloud"
Scottish sheep farmer says: "Hey MacLeod, get off of my Ewe"

Wool you look at that.

Defenestrate

I can hardly baa-lieve it! :pac:

ejmaztec

Perhaps with the lousy summer, he told someone that he needed a woolly jumper to keep him warm. :pac:

Adam

ejmaztec wrote: »

Perhaps with the lousy summer, he told someone that he needed a woolly jumper to keep him warm. :pac:

......

javaboy

I hear the sheep lied about her age so he would think she was above the age of consent. Lamb dressed as mutton so to speak.

Adam

javaboy wrote: »

I hear the sheep lied about her age so he would think she was above the age of consent. Lamb dressed as mutton so to speak.

Well I heard he was dressed up as Wolverine...

Mossy Monk

Sexiest story heard all day.

javaboy

I heard they were madly in love and the sheep is getting together a flock of her friends to ram the prison gates and bust him out. Then he'll have to go on the lamb.

^shear brilliance :rolleyes:

Defenestrate

javaboy wrote: »

I heard they were madly in love and the sheep is getting together a flock of her friends to ram the prison gates and bust him out. Then he'll have to go on the lamb.

^shear brilliance :rolleyes:

What the flock are you on about?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Captain Ginger wrote: »

What the hell, I heard the sheep seduced him.

Poor bastard.

I heard it was dressed provocatively...

ejmaztec

He'd never have been caught if he'd pulled the wool over everybody's eyes. :P

Defenestrate

Defenestrate wrote: »

What the flock are you on about?

Ignore him, he kenya make a lick of sense.

javaboy

He was probably just tired of being fleeced by prostitutes.

is_that_so

Sounds like a bit of a yarn to me.

Splinter

javaboy wrote: »

I hear the sheep lied about her age so he would think she was above the age of consent. Lamb dressed as mutton so to speak.

thank you for my laugh of the afternoon

is_that_so

is_that_so wrote: »

Sounds like a bit of a yarn to me.

Ino what you mean.

Krsnik87

I don't know what disgusts me more, the sheep sex or the terrorable puns lol...

pickarooney

Bleating heart liberals and their animal rights baaloney.

javaboy

javaboy wrote: »

Are ewe one of those bleating heart liberals?

pickarooney wrote: »

Bleating heart liberals and their animal rights baaloney.

Ewe theave!

pickarooney

Sorry, missed one of the posts in your two-page ram-page. I'll have to wether a storm of abuse for this, unless thAries something I can do to atone for it.

javaboy

pickarooney wrote: »

Sorry, missed one of the posts in your two-page ram-page. I'll have to wether a storm of abuse for this, unless thAries something I can do to atone for it.

You had to scrapie the bottom of the barrel for those ones didn't you?

Defenestrate

javaboy wrote: »

You had to scrapie the bottom of the barrel for those ones didn't you?

Either that or he was planning those all along. I suspect the farmer.

javaboy

Defenestrate wrote: »

Either that or he was planning those all along. I suspect the farmer.

This thread has gone to the dags!

pickarooney

javaboy wrote: »

You had to scrapie the bottom of the barrel for those ones didn't you?

I've no Comeback for that....

javaboy

pickarooney wrote: »

I've no Comeback for that....

Ah in fairness I was wrong to give out about you copying my pun. I was trying to hogget all for myself. :rolleyes:

ejmaztec

I'm a baastard for the old pun, meself.

javaboy

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'm a baastard for the old pun, meself.

A mob of people were recently polled and 70% of people said they liked puns too. I think that figure's a bit orf myself.

ejmaztec

We're all going to get lambasted for this thread. :pac:

Kold

Wool'd you baa-leave it? Shear madness!

javaboy

This is quickly becoming the worsted thread I've ever seen.

pickarooney

javaboy wrote: »

Ah in fairness I was wrong to give out about you copying my pun. I was trying to hogget all for myself. :rolleyes:

Soay don't have to feel baad after all. Yemeni'm off the hook?

It's nearly hometime, w00t!

is_that_so

And where was Bo-Peep while all of this was going on? Typical ;woolly-headed as always.