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  • 18-07-2008 2:02pm
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    The Bollox
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    three men was out fishing in a boat one Saturday after noon, all having a great time when one of them pulls out his box of cigarettes. the other two lads look over and one of them says "good call, I'm love a smoke right now". so the man with the cigarettes hands his buddies one cigarette each and searches his pockets for a lighter. after a few moments he stops searching and frowns "I didn't bring a lighter, do either of you two have one?". the two friends search their pockets and neither have one. Then one of the men has an idea "John, pass me that pick of fags", and John complies. His friend takes out another cigarette and throws it overboard. John was dumbstruck and asked "wtf did you do that for?" and his friends replies "relax, now the boat is a cigarette lighter"


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    whiskeyman
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    Godawful....


    :D


    stars galore!!


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    Turd Ferguson
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    I sicked a little in my mouth it was that bad :mad:

    That is possibly the worst joke ever told. You should get cancer for tell it!!!


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    snollup
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I sicked a little in my mouth it was that bad :mad:

    That is possibly the worst joke ever told. You should get cancer for tell it!!!

    Man, it wasn't that bad!!!


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    The Bollox
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I sicked a little in my mouth it was that bad :mad:

    That is possibly the worst joke ever told. You should get cancer for tell it!!!

    don't worry, I have cancer of the eyes after reading that


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    Turd Ferguson
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    YouFail.jpg


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    rocky25
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    hehe :D

    Next time I'm up in Cavan I'll try that:rolleyes:


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    Turd Ferguson
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    I can give you a lend of it if you want....
    it was my Halloween costume :eek:


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    Podge2k7
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    That joke was not a bit funny!!


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    Hagar
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    Turd Ferguson and Podge2k7 infracted for negative comments on jokes as per charter.

    Please use the thread rating system.


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    mukki
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    lol, great joke.


    don't mind the two nubies, Hagar, can you lose thier posts?


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    Hagar
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    Much as I'd like to, if I did other posters would not see what was posted and was un-acceptable.


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    kev_s88
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    thats a cracker of a joke

    i love it :D


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