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everybody has a name for down there...what yours??

  • 18-07-2008 4:58pm
    #1
    Chillax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    i call mine The Spear, The hanging mushroom or the bell.


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  • #2
    fitz0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    Penis


  • #3
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    The Falcon Project©


  • #4
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    My implement.


  • #5
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Chillax wrote: »
    i call mine The Spear, The hanging mushroom or the bell.
    You should call yours "The E-Voting Machine".
    Never been used.


  • #6
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Pighead wrote: »
    You should call yours "The E-Voting Machine".
    Never been used.
    :pac:

    Pighead delivers 60% of the time, all the time!


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr. Henderson :p


  • #8
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    The Randomly Activated Annoying Prick.


  • #9
    Chillax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Chillax


    Pighead wrote: »
    You should call yours "The E-Voting Machine".
    Never been used.

    ask ur ma how many times she used it...
    (now come on u knew that was coming)


  • #10
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    This thread has being done before .

    Not name of down , there just a statement :P


  • #11
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    australia


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  • #12
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    australia
    Just struck me that 'The South Pole' is a magnificent name for my shlong! :D


  • #13
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Chillax wrote: »
    ask ur ma how many times she used it...
    Ok, have just asked her. She's never heard of you Chillax. She did say you had the most rubbish username ever though.


  • #14
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Mr Happy.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #15
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    Mirror wrote: »
    Just struck me that 'The South Pole' is a magnificent name for my shlong! :D
    hmmmmm..... *considers*

    still think shlong does the job!


  • #16
    Chillax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Chillax


    birds what do you call yours?


  • #17
    Chillax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Chillax


    mr soft


  • #18
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,241 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Wait, 4 posts all of which in this thread.

    Who starts off on boards by asking questions like this?? Troll, perhaps?

    In before the lock, so...


  • #19
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    My shame area.

    Catholicism ftw!


  • #20
    Daithi McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Daithi McGee


    My Willie.


  • #21
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    Troll, perhaps?

    No that's a silly name really. Unless your penis is horribly ugly and spends most of its time under a bridge scaring children.


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  • #22
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,241 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    javaboy wrote: »
    No that's a silly name really. Unless your penis is horribly ugly and spends most of its time under a bridge scaring children.

    I wonder where you got the idea.

    Although I have scared yore ma with it a few times when she wasn't expecting it.


  • #23
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    I wonder where you got the idea.

    Although I have scared yore ma with it a few times when she wasn't expecting it.

    Yeah well I scarred yore ma too.

    Ugh.. a yore ma joke. I feel so dirty.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chillax wrote: »
    mr soft

    Dunno why but that made me lol


  • #25
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    There have been 13 posters on this thread so far. Stats from the WHO state that 1 in 13 men have a condition that is commonly known as "Minicocitus"

    Pigheads guessing that Chillax is that one.


  • #26
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,672 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Mossy


  • #27
    Disco Stu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Disco Stu


    My weapon of ass destruction...

    or something along those lines....! :pac:


  • #28
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Captain Hugh Mungus.


  • #29
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Pighead wrote: »
    There have been 13 posters on this thread so far. Stats from the WHO state that 1 in 13 men have a condition that is commonly known as "Minicocitus"

    Pigheads guessing that Chillax is that one.

    I didn't think The WHO did research into small willies. I thought it was just one of them. :confused:


  • #30
    Chillax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Chillax


    the face blaster


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  • #31
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    javaboy wrote: »
    I didn't think The WHO did research into small willies. I thought it was just one of them. :confused:
    It's a cracker.
    Post of the week!


  • #32
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Suprised the big alabma swamp snake hasn't been pulled out yet

    getit!


  • #33
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    No.


  • #34
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    The purple headed yoghurt slinger.


  • #35
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Uterus unicorn.


  • #36
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Mirror wrote: »
    No.

    you've gotten it plenty..


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  • #37
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    the gheeminator



    (in memory of fingers mcgee)


  • #38
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,241 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Kold wrote: »
    The purple headed yoghurt slinger.

    We have a very disgusting winner!


  • #39
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ntlbell wrote: »
    you've gotten it plenty..
    You usually go overboard on the Rohypnol, I remember nothing.


  • #40
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Chillax wrote: »
    i call mine The Spear, The hanging mushroom or the bell.
    nevaeh-2die-4, please don't register another account.


  • #41
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Mirror wrote: »
    overboard on the Rohypnol

    :confused: What do you mean overboard?


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  • #42
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Terry wrote: »
    nevaeh-2die-4, please don't register another account.
    ibtl! :pac:


  • #43
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    javaboy wrote: »
    :confused: What do you mean overboard?
    heh...

    the froum requires me to wait 15 seconds...i don't usually last that long! :eek:


  • #44
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Feet


  • #45
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Mirror wrote: »
    You usually go overboard on the Rohypnol, I remember nothing.

    Your PI post about rectal tearing..

    Jog the memory a bit? :mad:


  • #46
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    The purple headed warrior.

    And when he fights- he fights diiiiiirty!


  • #47
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Terry wrote: »
    nevaeh-2die-4, please don't register another account.

    pwned.


    I always thought 'Hyperion, king of the cyclopses' was fairly catchy too...


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Minister for embracing womanly bits


  • #49
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    nevaeh-2die-4 wrote:
    I call mine the Bell.

    Terry wrote: »
    nevaeh-2die-4, please don't register another account.

    Caught by the clangers. :)


  • #50
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,954 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #51
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    His name is Jim


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