Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

longshanks

sue fucking barker, id grab her by the ankles and mollefooster her off ryan fucking tubridy. i'd swing that bitch against that other bitch till i passed out. then i'd shit on her

Ross_Mahon

Ann Robinson :mad:

The host for the weakest link, i would stone cold stunner her through a table and feed her to hungry pigs.

CDfm

Mary Harney - shes a witch -that one.

A few years back I had a nightmare and in it I was a teenager and Mary Harney was my mother. Anyway - the next day the phone rings and I pick it up and the automessage goes "This is Mary Harney.........:eek:

I was afraid not to vote for her after that.Respect for your tormentor and all that.

Well she deserves a kickin for that she does

MR DAZ

You'd want to hit Mary Harney a fair ole slap... couldnt take the chance of her getting up again...man but she'd kill ya!




For me it would have to be Gary Glitter .... in the side of the head with his own John Tomas!!!!(detached of course) the durty pdf file

Joeface

And to add to my post yesterday
Ryan Turbidy but not just him the clown that put him on TV in the first place.

ALSO THE MORON WHO DECIDED THAT MTV (isnt the m for MUSIC) should just show stupid ppls real lives ...........actually that guy should be taken out and shot.

Tony Fenton....JUST STOP UR AN OLD MAN UR NOT COOL and ur prob gay.
Gerry Ryan , oh wait i said him already , Hmm can i kick him in the head.man i hate him .

javaboy

Joeface wrote: »

ASLO THE MORON WHO DECIDED THAT MTV (isnt the m for MUSIC) should just show stupid ppls real lives ...........actually that guy should be taken out and shot.

+1. It's gas now how you feel like an old curmudgeon for saying "I remember when MTV stood for Music Television."

Gerry Ryan , oh wait i said him already , Hmm can i kick him in the head.man i hate him .

Not quite as good as a punch but I shouldered Gerry Ryan in town once. And pretty hard too. He's a big guy and thought that he and his friend should be allowed take up the whole path when walking two abreast. I'm not going to walk in the gutter just because he can't share. Single file for fat people when there's oncoming traffic.

Joeface

Lindsay Lohan, your a silly bent.
Van Damme , Wesley Snipes, and so on , ye are not hard B@st@rds ye are actors

Nic Cage.......Punch Repeatedly begging him to stop ruining cinema
Keira Knightley F***in Eat something u lolipop twat.
The Fonz .......Not cool total Lame
Puff Daddy (P Diddy) /and his entourage
50 Cent ( would prefer to use one of those arm extenders to do this, someone else shot him way too many times and the B**tard didnt die
James Cameron (Cause only for Titanic )
George Lucas CGI DOES NOT MAKE A GOOD FILM
Al Pacino for the love of god stop shouting in a ur scenes , what happened to the greatness
UWE BOLE , now theres a complete clown who should get buggered by satan/Gary Glitter for all the poision he has tried to direct and the complete balls he makes of every movie he touches

Ok i have just realised that I hate/dislike an awfull lot of ppl , I agree with most ppl who posted here,

walrusgumble

Prince Naseem Hammed - with a sledge hammer and then for good measures his knee caps and teeth- same wayne McCullough didn't beat that arrogant prat years ago

Ryle Nugent of RTÉ - Completely annoying accent

Pat Spillane and Colm O'Rourke - Miserable b*stards hate seeing anyone bar meath, kerry and dublin win

Glenda Gleeson - use to go to the opening of an envelope, funny how everyone hates here now,

Most other Irish models - jesus they do anything for publicity, maybe if they got their shi*t together, move away from rich mummy & daddy and go abroad and actually make an effort to imporve their so called modelling careers

Roddy Collins - controversial for the sake of it ,s*it manager too

Pat Dolan - thsi one is a bit though, he has done his best to promote the league of ireland and clubs like cork city and St pats, but jesus he is annoying on setanta sport

WAGS

Ashely rent boy Cole - judious bast*rd

Bono, bob geldof - obvious

morrissey and thom yorke - both very talented but take the fun out of music

Twink - how is it still working, doing a new play as an auld sex phone talker .. jeeessus

Brendan O'Connor - use to think he is mildly funny on dont feed the gondla's but the man is a thick f*cking plank. more insterested in being in the news than reporting it.

gerard keane - poncy solicitor twat - gives decent lawyers (if there are any) a bad name, complete proof of ireland boom years gone wrong

Ronan Keating - thank god things went bad for him ,jesus 1997 he was on top of the world in his game, presenting big shows/ solo career going strong. always one costume change away from the tweenies

Little Britain sitcome - Sick twisted weirdos

Russell Brand - long before the big brother little stint on channel 4. use to to mtv- f*ckign annoying talentless gimp, should have being taken out and shot long ago. that sssssssswine

people who watch big brother - sod the contestants, they are talked about becasue of the millions who watch that sad excuse for entertainment

inda kinny (enda Kenny) utter useless, boring lack of worthy ideas, bar richard bruton, fine gael are not worth the stem of one's Pis&

members of stormount assemebly - all parties need to be bashed, get on with their jobs and solve the unemployment and distrust amongst the communities in the north.

michael flately - smug fake paddy c*nt

yer man from hidden camera and shake stephens - moran

david beckham - made football popular for all the wrong reasons- ponce

50Cent- ye ye ya got shot 9 or so times big deal, not like you were innocent, fu*cking scumbag. a bit on teh gay side with all them tang tops and deep need to pose topless all the time. he was not much cop when people at brixton acaedmy threw a few bottles at him a few years ago

eminem - irritating moron , thank fu*k he is not about lately

mariah carey - go and die already

sinead o'connor- moan moan moan

javaboy

Joeface wrote: »

Al Pacino for the love of god stop shouting in a ur scenes , what happened to the greatness

Yeah wtf is up with the shouting instead of acting? When someone asked me who my favourite actor was it was usually a tie between Pacino, De Niro and Nicholson. Then De Niro went and did Analyse This/That and Meet the Parents/Fockers. Tut tut Robert. Pacino's not quite that bad yet but doesn't make the effort with his acting these days. Nicholson's on dodgy ground with me. I forgave him for Anger Management but I'm wary of any of his new films tbh.

Aurora Borealis

Venus Lunny for saying once that try is a fail word. Fook right off!!

Joeface

Dog The Bounter hunter and his whole family should get punchd

Bobalicious93

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Ann Robinson :mad:

The host for the weakest link, i would stone cold stunner her through a table and feed her to hungry pigs.

best method yet!

Also I can't believe nobody has mentioned
Andy Murray
Lewis Hamilton


Also:
Gok Wan
Brian Dowling

And most of all......................

The attached f**ker

CDfm

kraggy wrote: »

That's truly awful.

Youre a really sick puppy

its great she is recovering

javaboy

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Also I can't believe nobody has mentioned
Andy Murray
Lewis Hamilton

I used to hate the above and Tim Henman too but then I realised that they wouldn't seem nearly as annoying without the British meeja constantly banging on about them as if they had a divine right to win everything.

I actually feel sorry for Tim Henman. He was a world class tennis player but never really in contention for the number one spot. Yet you ended up hoping he'd lose because of the way he would be hyped up before every tournament. That pressure can't really have helped and now they're laying it on thick with that 12 year old that won the girl's wimbledon.

newballsplease

GEORGE W BUSH
BIN LADEN
IAN PAISLEY
RONAN KEATING
STEPHEN GATELY
KIAN EGAN
NIKKI BIG BRO
TOM CRUISE
ASHLEY COLE
JOSE MURINIHO
DR.PHIL
IAN WRIGHT
THE QUEEN
BOB GELDOF
PAT DOLAN
MARILON MANSON
NOEL FIELDING
NICK FALDO
GAZZA
JOHN MC CAIN
ANN ROBINSON
PRINCE NASEEM HAMED
JADE GOODY
PAT KENNY
GRAEME NORTON
TERRY WOGAN
GRAEME SOUNESS
VANESSA FELTZ
ELTON JOHN
PADDY POWER
ED BYRNE
JERRY SPRINGER
CALUM BEST
PETER ANDRE
POSH BECKHAM
CHRIS EVANS

IF I THINK OF ANYOMORE IL LET YA KNOW!!

son.of.jimi

ahem.... BARRY SCOTT... nuff said

GirlInterrupted

CDfm wrote: »

Aw come off it - all that stuff about Nora Barnacles intimate moments. Thats well pervy isthat and writing and publishing about it is dead crude.

Trying to shock his Mam was he.If he was alive today it would be Nora from Dublin with her own webcam.

What sort of a name is Barnacle she deserves a slap for havin a name like that. What would you say to someone who came to you and said -ere want hear a story about me shaggin the missus. Well id tell im bugger off but you wouldnt - you'd say lets hear it. Perverted that is.

Then those pervy tourists coming to meet there pervy friends and talk about their wives. They need a slapping as well. It should be called Pervsday. And well for you and your porno pushin Norris friend well you deserve whatever ya get.

I love you too.

meepins

Keira Knightly has quite a punchable pouty face

Tom65

meepins wrote: »

Keira Knightly has quite a punchable pouty face

There are many things I'd like to do to Keira Knightley. Punching her isn't one of them...



For me: Lee Evans.


And I'd really enjoy it, too.

mehfesto2

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson. Not sure which one is more of a useless piece of ****e... Oh and the kids of that Sweet 16 Programme.

This cake muncher especially...

Acacia

mehfesto2 wrote: »

Oh and the kids of that Sweet 16 Programme.

Oh God, ungrateful, spoilt little drama queens. I'd make them live in a third-world country for a week and then see how much they complain about not getting that Porsche from their daddy for their birthday. :mad: And then punch them on the side of the head.:pac:

Nicole Sherzinger (?) from the Pussycat Dolls. What an absolute knob. Singing about how she 'doesn't need a man', then using her sexuality to sell her albums. And going on about how 'liberated' she is, then dressing and dancing like a stripper. :mad::mad::mad: Gets right on my wick. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem if she wants to be sexy, or whatever. Just don't act like some sort of feminist when you're shaking your bon-bon to make money. *slams fist on table in indignation*

Okay, rant over.

HashSlinging

Jason O'Callaghan

jiltloop

Noel Gallagher..... damn some one beat me to it. Also commentators in snooker who pronounce Ken Doherty as Ken DOGherty, that wrecks my head.

CDfm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I love you too.

I knew you would.

Thats it with ye Joycean birds - post somethin smutty and ye come beggin for more.

BTW- fancy going swimming next week- I ll bring the cotton wool

CDfm

Tim Henman and all English Tennis Pros

Why do they go to Wimbleton they never win anything.

And their nasal whinny voices saying I felt really strong this year I cant understand why I lost - well you lost cos ya werent good enough- ya pillock look at the replay .Or my shoulder hurt -well not as much as your heads gonna hurt.

DerKomissar

Jesus

CDfm

DerKomissar wrote: »

Jesus

Its been done

Aurora Borealis

meepins wrote: »

Keira Knightly has quite a punchable pouty face

+100000000000

Good grief how did I forget about that insipid little lollypop.

Seethe.............

mr-aido

chuck norris



and then speed off in a car lol so i could b the only man to do it

krpc

Ruu wrote: »

Louis Walsh.

+1