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Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Mr Mister


    How has nobody mentioned Ian Wright?? You would need an army to restrain me if I got my hands on him. Alan Shearer too.

    Wouldnt mind giving Will Ferrell a good clout either.

    All the usual suspects named here so far


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Alan Shearer

    George Bush

    Steven Gerrard

    Michael Owen

    Ian Paisely (over and over again)

    The Queen of England

    Alan Shearer (again)

    Ian Wright

    Thierry Henry

    i could go on for literally hours here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 haligh


    oh go on, I'm having a bad day.

    John McCain
    Sarah Palin
    the Kaiser Chiefs, all of them
    Kate Nash
    Alexa Chung
    Pete Doherty
    Westlife, all of them
    the exBoyzoners
    the entire casts of every soap you care to mention
    Katie Price and her stupid pink horsewear
    that twat of a singer from Scouting for Girls
    STING. for sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    haligh wrote: »
    oh go on, I'm having a bad day.

    John McCain
    Sarah Palin
    the Kaiser Chiefs, all of them
    Kate Nash
    Alexa Chung
    Pete Doherty
    Westlife, all of them
    the exBoyzoners
    the entire casts of every soap you care to mention
    Katie Price and her stupid pink horsewear
    that twat of a singer from Scouting for Girls
    STING. for sure.
    ah come on just substitute Kerry Katona for Katie Price.

    Its not like shes makin ya wear the pink horsewear or somethin. Or are ya tempted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 DerKomissar


    CDfm wrote: »
    Its been done

    you


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    you
    No but I saw it on the history channell and its why there are easter eggs.

    You will be attackin the easter bunny next


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    mr-aido wrote: »
    chuck norris



    and then speed off in a car lol so i could b the only man to do it

    chuck norris would catch you no matter what car you were driving


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    This slag...


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,568 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Ashley Cole


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Not punch but muss Enda Kennys hair up good and pdraw on a hitler moustache in marker


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ToeRag881


    Brendan Kilkenny, or whatever that bloke with the mullet and the scissor kicks off you're a stars name is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    ToeRag881 wrote: »
    Brendan Kilkenny, or whatever that bloke with the mullet and the scissor kicks off you're a stars name is.

    YOu mean this insufferable fu*khound???


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    Tom Cruise, Steven Gerrard, Pat Kenny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ToeRag881


    Darragh29 wrote: »
    YOu mean this insufferable fu*khound???

    Thats the one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    ToeRag881 wrote: »
    Thats the one

    This prick used to live near where I used to live in Palmerstown and the one thing I remember about him was he used to stand at the bus stop at the Shell garage in Palmerstown in the mornings and he would usually be last in the queue, but once the bus came had the brass neck to push his way up to the very front, past pensioners and everyone, so he'd be the first to get on the bus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,568 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    ToeRag881 wrote: »
    Brendan Kilkenny, or whatever that bloke with the mullet and the scissor kicks off you're a stars name is.

    Was on a flight to Prague with him before.
    We figured he must have been going to audition for the Czech version of 'Your a Star' or something...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Was on a flight to Prague with him before.
    We figured he must have been going to audition for the Czech version of 'Your a Star' or something...

    His brother teaches Honours maths in the local secondary school and the two of them are the image of one another. Imagine the grief that poor c*nt gets!?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    I saw another prick being mentioned on this forum recently who fits the script exactly, let me see if I can find him...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Ah yes, another fu*k meister...


  • Registered Users Posts: 619 ✭✭✭krpc


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Was on a flight to Prague with him before.
    We figured he must have been going to audition for the Czech version of 'Your a Star' or something...

    Or hopefully for the role as Victim #2 in the new Hostel 3 movie.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ejmaztec
    Stephen Hawking, feckin' know-it-all!


    You'll have to punch him on the side of the head which isn't glued to his shoulder.

    OMG! That gave me the guiltiest laughter fit I've had in a while! Maybe I'm just really tired. Shame on me!!!!! *hits self*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    Uhh mine:

    1. All the regulars on that cringe inducing show 'Have I Got News For You'. Unfunny sh1te. It's not funny when you look like you've rehearsed the feck out of a 'top of your head' joke.


    2. Ed Byrne. Annoying little sh*t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Casper89


    miley cyrus, and her dad!!! eww!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Politicians are getting off too lightly

    Michael D Higgins - perpetuall nasal whine needs to be clobbered with a handbag - like Mr Humphries from are you being served.

    Ruari Quinn- looks like he was drawn by the guys from South Park and a Sumo Wrestler from the Minor Japanese Leagues.

    Id clobber them I would


  • Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Smartly Dressed


    Darragh29 wrote: »
    Ah yes, another fu*k meister...

    I concur.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    2. Ed Byrne. Annoying little sh*t.
    Try watching his DVD, that'll change your opinion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    Nailz wrote: »
    Try watching his DVD, that'll change your opinion.

    Well, after catching many of his routines on TV, and not laughing even once, I don't think I'll bother me sack purchasing his DVD.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That annoying Canadian one on Today FM.

    The creator of Big Brother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Sarah Palin.


    Scary, evil woman. Looks like she could crush a mans balls in the blink of an eye. And, given McCains age, will almost certainly become president within the next 8 years if he gets elected.

    Which, in November, I fear he will.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Pat Kenny.

    And Jane Fonda.

    I'M NOT TOO "FONDA" HER!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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