Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

Sir Gallagher · 27-09-2008 11:15pm

I nominate all of the Alan family, Keith, Lily and the horrible little wanky brother alfie! stupid alien headed fuc/kers!

motherfunker · 27-09-2008 11:48pm

Riddle101 wrote: »

Seriously?

Seriously.

ShellBell1 · 29-09-2008 12:11am

Weidii wrote: »

Tom Cruise anyone?

Though if yer gunna punch him you may aswell aim for the mouth, maybe if he was missing a few teeth he wouldn't be so quick to sport that sick cheese-tastic grin.

The cheese-tastic, toothy fÙcker that he is and all, I must bow down and commend the Scientolo-shít for his fine performance in 'Tropic Thunder'. The man surprised me with his apparent ease in looking like an idiot (in a film)! :pac:

ShellBell1 · 29-09-2008 12:17am

At the mo', I have a mad urge to punch this c*nt..

Darragh29 · 29-09-2008 5:11pm

This PDO File...

jazoo · 29-09-2008 5:15pm

GEORGE W BUSH repeatedly

Lissoy · 29-09-2008 5:23pm

Christiano Ronaldo. Gimp monkey.

laurak265 · 29-09-2008 5:25pm

Ok i bloody hate posh spice!! I wont even pic up a magazine if they have even considered putting her in it let along anything with her on the cover!!

Amanda brunker..woohoo you have a baby and got big like normal people and went on a diet and got famous for it! For god sake!

I actually hate trout pout brangaliina!! Oh poor thing has post natal depression with 6 kids! Finding it hard...WELL WHAT THE HELL DID YA THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN MORAN!! And brads not supporting her..awww "he left his wife he'll leave you"!! :mad:

I cant stand paris hilton or that nicole one either.

I'm sick of the big brother people...love the show but then get over it!

Jodie marsh, Jordan Amy whingehouse, state of her! Hate kate moss...eva longoria is advertising abit too much stuff as of late and i hope they don't over do it with cheryl cole in the media either!

Thats all i can think of!

Darragh29 · 29-09-2008 5:29pm

Another retard fu*k meister that should be fu*ked out through one of the upstairs windows of Leinster House...

jim o doom · 29-09-2008 5:31pm

Jack black. He deserveth the slappeth upside the headeth, utilising a bag full of nails.

CDfm · 29-09-2008 5:32pm

laurak265 wrote: »

Ok i bloody hate posh spice!! I wont even pic up a magazine if they have even considered putting her in it

Victoria Beckams kind of of cute. Ya loads of women are threatened cos she is funny and sticks by her man.

A bit in the skinnyside but she could wake me up with coffee and buttered toast anyday.Even clip my toenails if she was good.

Carturo · 29-09-2008 5:38pm

Lissoy wrote: »

Christiano Ronaldo. Gimp monkey.

At least have the decency to spell his name correctly prior to punching him :P

That little baldy knacker Brendan funking O'Carroll!!

I'd never raise a hand to a lady but I might give Angelina Joli a dig in the head given the opportunity.

MIN2511 · 29-09-2008 5:39pm

ASLAN...

SpookyDoll · 29-09-2008 5:49pm

For some reason I cant put my finger on....... Jaime Winstone, its somefink to do with her sneery, smug boat race.

I heard her called "achingly cool" in a paper or magazine there recently

....but she's not even hot or cool, she just seems to me to be a bog standard average lookin bird who is well up herself.

Acacia · 29-09-2008 6:09pm

CDfm wrote: »

Victoria Beckams kind of of cute. Ya loads of women are threatened cos she is funny and sticks by her man.

:rolleyes:
Why can't a woman criticize another woman without being called jealous or threatened?
I dislike her purely because she represents rampant consumerism. She's a vacant clotheshorse. She doesn't seem to do anything except buy giant bags and advertise things. Yet it's not really her fault, it's the non-stop media coverage of her and her family. If anything, I feel kind of sorry for her, especially because she stayed with 'her man' after he cheated on her. So, in short, there's nothing to admire or be jealous of.

If I was going to feel jealous of anybody for their looks and fame it would be Halle Berry or Scarlett Johansen, because they are really beautiful and have actual talent. Sadly, Posh Spice lacks both, imo.

javaboy · 29-09-2008 6:13pm

laurak265 wrote: »

I actually hate trout pout brangaliina!! Oh poor thing has post natal depression with 6 kids! Finding it hard...WELL WHAT THE HELL DID YA THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN MORAN!! And brads not supporting her..awww "he left his wife he'll leave you"!! :mad:

I thought she only natalised 2 of her sprogs didn't she? Is there such a thing as post adoption depression?

tech77 · 29-09-2008 6:15pm

SpookyDoll wrote: »

For some reason I cant put my finger on....... Jaime Winstone, its somefink to do with her sneery, smug boat race.

I heard her called "achingly cool" in a paper or magazine there recently....but she's not even hot or cool, she just seems to me to be a bog standard average lookin bird who is well up herself.

LOL WTF is "achingly cool".
Who does the aching.

Anyway of the top of my head:
Brendan O' Connor is a given.
Those Tranny and Susannah bints.
Lucy Kennedy.
There's dozens more i'm sure.
Edit:
Andrew Maxwell.
Ian Paisley.
Willie O' Dea.
John Gormley.

tech77 · 29-09-2008 6:28pm

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Faker than a waxwork of Jordan's tits.

Brilliant.
Must remember that.

carlybabe1 · 29-09-2008 9:19pm

CDfm wrote: »

Victoria Beckams kind of of cute.

Yeah in a babe oink oink kind of way

Ya loads of women are threatened cos she is funny

first Ive heard of it

sticks by her man.

HHMMMnnn Men might see that as endearing, women would say "wheres her ****in self respect" dingbat

A bit in the skinnyside

my 9 yr old wouldnt get into her clothes, an if she did id be done for neglect

but she could wake me up with coffee and buttered toast anyday.Even clip my toenails if she was good.

Dream on stud :)

CDfm · 29-09-2008 9:36pm

carlybabe1 wrote: »

CDfm wrote: »

Yeah in a babe oink oink kind of way

first Ive heard of it

HHMMMnnn Men might see that as endearing, women would say "wheres her ****in self respect" dingbat

my 9 yr old wouldnt get into her clothes, an if she did id be done for neglect

Dream on stud :)

WEll I think she is - maybe you are one of those feminazi types who concider any woman without a buzzcut and combats a chattel.

And its not her self respect Im interested.

Shes welcome in my house anytime.

I hear she can iron and thats a big plus in a modern woman and does house work too.

cuaifeadh · 29-09-2008 10:35pm

Lucy Kennedy

I dislike the squaky voice on her

Nightowl84 · 30-09-2008 12:12am

Jooo Duffy(cue trad music),
Rachael Allen (irritating voice)
Bono,
Ed Byrne (seriously not funny),
Darragh O Brian (see above),
Piers Morgan,
Jeremy Clarkson,
Nick Berry,(the name alone warrants a punch),
The artist previously known as Sonia from Eastenders,
Totally agree with someone else who mentioned CJ from Eggheads and that auld one.
Kay from Sky News
Ealmon Holmes
Anthony W Thompson

CDfm · 30-09-2008 12:44am

People with Red Hair

Trevor Sargeant and Enda Kenny could star in Podge and Rodge the movie - No Wigs were nesscessary in the making of this movie

Lucy Kennedy could be played by a stick.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 30-09-2008 7:48am

Will this thread ever die?

CDfm wrote: »

People with Red Hair

Trevor Sargeant and Enda Kenny could star in Podge and Rodge the movie - No Wigs were nesscessary in the making of this movie

Lucy Kennedy could be played by an orange stick.

Fixed your post.

Wouldn't it be lovely if Lucy Kennedy was viciously beaten to death with the same stick that played her in a movie?

CDfm · 30-09-2008 10:12am

Aranza Important Juicer wrote: »

Will this thread ever die?

Fixed your post.

Wouldn't it be lovely if Lucy Kennedy was viciously beaten to death with the same stick that played her in a movie?

What a lovely thought