Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

banshee_bones · 12-01-2009 3:25am

russel brand

pat shortt

seanybiker · 12-01-2009 3:29am

sharon and kelly osbourne. Two gob****es.
Paris hilton and nicole richie. Why are they alive?
Rosanna davison and amanda brunker. Build a bridge and get over yourselfs ye talentless bints.
I had to name two women at a time because one woman at a time be to easy lol.
Russel crowe-christ i hate him.
Graham norton-should be shot.
Ah bored now ill add more sometime

banshee_bones · 12-01-2009 3:34am

seanybiker wrote: »

sharon and kelly osbourne. Two gob****es.
Paris hilton and nicole richie. Why are they alive?

+1!!!!

Messy Missy · 12-01-2009 4:38am

ziggy wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

YES! That chap!

Thanks. Now I won't be awake until stupid o'clock trying to remember his name.

Local-womanizer · 12-01-2009 4:49am

Andy Gray

Jamie "cameltoe" Redknapp

That cnut that always appears on them talent shows with an inflatable guitar.If only that was a real guitar I would beat the s***e out of him with it.

Diarmuid Gavin

Harry Hill,the shape of his life!

I would punch Mary Harney but for the fear I would get lost in her stupid fat head.....

Same as Bertie Ahern,but it seems he got a punch already,since he forgets he had any money at all...

Hub · 12-01-2009 9:12am

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Lily allen
Agyness dean( she disgusts me)

QFT...Q.F.T

Nodin · 12-01-2009 9:35am

I posted on this before, but may have left out Amanda 'slap the fat head offof me' Brunker. A legitamate target for one in the mush. Not a friendly one either. Des 'Hey, you Irish' Bishop needs a kick in whats left of his nadgers. Our current Minister for Justice needs a clatter too, though obviously that one would be problematic to deliver....

That smarmy Milliband prick across the water needs a dig too...knock the slime out of him.

Nodin · 12-01-2009 9:41am

Hub wrote: »

QFT...Q.F.T

Amazing how she can be held up as some sort of 'sex symbol' when she lacks the defining curves of her gender. She doesnt need a smack, she needs a good dinner.

Peaches poxy Geldof though...she needs an almight boot in the arse.

LEIN · 12-01-2009 10:30am

Pat Kenny!

eightcell · 12-01-2009 10:53am

Brian Cowen
Bono
Girls Aloud
Martin King (TV3 Weather man)
Britney Spears
Madonna
Kerry Katona
Bertie Ahern

Squiggle · 12-01-2009 11:43am

Gerry Ryan
Jonathan Ross
Hector Ó hEochagáin
Roy Keane
David McWilliams
Tommy Tiernan...................repeatedly

aligator_am · 12-01-2009 1:02pm

Local-womanizer wrote: »

That cnut that always appears on them talent shows with an inflatable guitar.If only that was a real guitar I would beat the s***e out of him with it.

LOL, I'm guessing you're talking about Brendan Kilkenny? the funny thing is that he got that guitar from my mate's band (Mongohorn) I was at the gig that night and yeah, I'd love to give ol' Brenner a running haymaker in the loaf

Local-womanizer · 12-01-2009 10:18pm

aligator_am wrote: »

LOL, I'm guessing you're talking about Brendan Kilkenny? the funny thing is that he got that guitar from my mate's band (Mongohorn) I was at the gig that night and yeah, I'd love to give ol' Brenner a running haymaker in the loaf

So it was your mate who got him on his way to our T.V.?!?!

I want to punch aligtor_ams mate:P

Mont · 12-01-2009 10:30pm

Bono
Colin Farrell
Enda Kenny
Richard Bruton
Ehud Olmert
Paul Caffrey
and all of Co. Cork

Fozzie Bear · 12-01-2009 10:45pm

Nodin wrote: »

I posted on this before, but may have left out Amanda 'slap the fat head offof me' Brunker. A legitamate target for one in the mush. Not a friendly one either.

Oh hell ya I'm right behind you in this particular queue. She makes me want to do bad bad things when I see her smug fat head. Talk about an attention whore. Any picture she appears in she has her big saggy t1ts hanging out and is looking suggestively (like a desperate geebag) at the camera. She has usually barged her way to the front of the picture too leaving actually famous people barely visible behind her ponderous big fat horses arse.

Nodin · 12-01-2009 11:10pm

Fozzie Bear wrote: »

Oh hell ya I'm right behind you in this particular queue. She makes me want to do bad bad things when I see her smug fat head. Talk about an attention whore. Any picture she appears in she has her big saggy t1ts hanging out and is looking suggestively (like a desperate geebag) at the camera. She has usually barged her way to the front of the picture too leaving actually famous people barely visible behind her ponderous big fat horses arse.

Its easy to barge through famous people when you're (a) a weighty heifer and (b) covered with gacky tan that will smear on their expensive threads. How many more innocent cameras have to die through their lenses being wrecked with vasoline before the Sindo says "enough is enough"......

mitch marie · 12-01-2009 11:58pm

id say that brian cowen fella they are always talkin about...if ya could find his face....
OH! and bushy dont like him at all at all (georgey bushy):pac:

Tyler MacDurden · 13-01-2009 12:35am

...Danny "I'm well hard, I am" Dyer.

His awful football hooligan or UK hardman shows are crimes against television for a start. Just seeing him swaggering on his bandy little legs, arms held out like a seasick gibbon, makes me want to kick the T.V.

I do love when he occasionally gets into a mildly threatening situation and his gravelly, faux-gangster voice suddenly goes up a couple of octaves. Can almost hear him urinating in fear.

galwayrush · 13-01-2009 12:37am

Tom Cruise.....................:D

Nodin · 13-01-2009 10:10am

galwayrush wrote: »

Tom Cruise.....................:D

Careful now, he'll get his Thetan out....

Jacklefet · 21-04-2009 9:50am

Did you know Billy Connolly is a comic????:)

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Lily allen (and her aulfella)
Agyness dean( she disgusts me)
Billy "ooh look at me i have a purple beard, i'm a big madser" Connolly

Busi_Girl08 · 21-04-2009 9:56am

Tom Cruise
Piers Morgan
Cheryl Cole
Kanye West
Kerry Katona
Paul O Grady - He's just soooo annoying!!!
Mary Harney
BIFFO
Brian Lenehan
Willie O Dea

21-04-2009 10:05am

Cristiano Ronaldo
Alex Ferguson
Didier Drogba
John Terry
Frank Lampard
The green party
Brian Lenehan
Gerry Ryan

and many more I cannot think of now.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 21-04-2009 10:08am

I wouldn't like to punch anybody in the side of the head, punching someone in the side of the head will hurt you, punch them in the face instead...

Mr.Lizard · 21-04-2009 10:08am

Cowen and Harney. Pair of fat wánkers.

Add Dave McSavage into the pot as well. I'd like to shove his guitar up his hole and step on his glasses (while he's wearing them btw).

blaze1 · 21-04-2009 11:38am

Rayne Ambitious Cloud wrote: »

I wouldn't like to punch anybody in the side of the head, punching someone in the side of the head will hurt you, punch them in the face instead...

have you never been punched or punched any one in the side of the head??? a good solid right into the temple would spark most people out!

whilst i'm here

Amy Whineeeeeeeeeeehouse just hurry up and od
Ant & Dec ... getting tired of there cheeky geordie school girl giggles
The bloke in the cafe on soccer am... not funny.. cheers mush
harry rednap
jamie rednap
Gerry ryan
pat kenny
the creator of the late late as well
should be more but thats all i can think off at the mo!

stevelknievel · 21-04-2009 12:08pm

I made it through 200 posts, and am shocked and appalled that nobody has yet mentioned 3 horrible hateful c*nts

Barry 'Cillit Bang' Scott. JUST BECAUSE YOU SHOUT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR P!SS IN A BOTTLE ANY MORE EXCITING.

Karl Spain. You're not funny. F**k Off!!!

And this man (using the term lightly) deserves a good punch in the throat. With a lump hammer. Followed swiftly by a steel toe-clad kick to the balls.

Eddie f**king Hobbs, that sneering, weasel faced, know it all little prick. He has put the Corkonian Freedom Front back years.