Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

stevelknievel

Aranza Important Juicer wrote: »

A year ago, I would have said Katy French but fate got in our way.

tbh, she's more annoying since she died than she was when she was alive.

I just thought of another one. Diageo and the VFI (the Vintner ****ers of Ireland) shower of c*nts. Closing off licences early, and charging what they want for the fecking beer, cutting back closing times of clubs. They haven't got an idea of what they're doing. I wish we could have a reforendum and vote those shower of pricks out.

Oh and RTE for not having the balls to stand up to Cowen for reporting a perfectly legitimate story, apologising for it, and removing all traces from the web. ****in pussys

Mr Benevolent

Has Bob Geldoff been punched yet? Useless arrogant know-nothing b*stard.

omyatari

Aranza Important Juicer wrote: »

A year ago, I would have said Katy French but fate got in our way.

having that said,

Jade Goody. I dont Care if she is considered to be a cancer superhero, i still cant stand her. what makes her so special compared to other cancer patients?

stevelknievel

omyatari wrote: »

having that said,

Jade Goody. I dont Care if she is considered to be a cancer superhero, i still cant stand her. what makes her so special compared to other cancer patients?

Jade Goody didn't piss me off. She made a packet by selling her story to make money for her kids. Fair play to her. It's the fooking newspapers that annoyed me. Front pagenews is one person dying of cancer? The Sun is one thing, but it was top story on Sky news, respectable broadsheets etc. Fook that. And are we all forgetting how, after the whole Shilpa Shetty thing, she was branded a pig ignorant, racist chav. All of a sudden she is our brave, tragic hero? For that reason I want to punch newspaper editors who feel that this hypocritical bullsh!t is worthy of front page. And also for sending photographers in to take photos of grieving family at funerals. Prime example is Liam Neeson recently. As twentymajor said...

Picture of Liam Neeson taken after Natasha Richardson died. Caption says “With tears in his eyes…”
What the **** were you expecting, a twinkle? ****ing morons
(full entry here if anyone wants it)

A little bit of respect could be taught to these c*nts, and I would love to do the teaching.

Degsy

Confab wrote: »

Has Bob Geldoff been punched yet? Useless arrogant know-nothing b*stard.

Dont forget the crowning shame for any do-gooder...that of being a money-obsessed,greedy hypocrite.
He'll die roaring.

WithCheesePlease

I would really like to p-p-p-unch lady gaga in the face.

Queen-Mise

Ben Stiller - his presence on this earth offends my sensibilities.

Angelina Jolie - will never be forgiven for taking Pitt from Jennifer Aniston

Madonna - for being a raving lunatic/idiot, part of that weird religion and her obsession with trying to take babies from original birth place.

Tom Cruise - needs no explanation. He is a w*nker, complete and utter w*nker. That jumping on the sofa thing on Oprah. Good god, I would love to take a baseball bat to the side of his head.

All R & B female stars (with the exception of Beyonce), who have to show their full vocal range in every song. So at the end of them you get 1 1/2 mins of AAgghhh - in 20 different keys.

Jonathan Ross for being a complete and utter t*sspot. He is a d*ck and tries to hard too portray himself as cool. It is painful to watch.

Last but most definitely not least - Johnny Vegas - I can't even describe how much he annoys me. But I wouldn't need to punch him in the side of the head, its already too addled from the drink. You would resent him needing to breathe in air at all.


Was I little bit too viscious with the above I wonder. But you did ask :P:P

me-skywalker

the inventor/discoverer/1st man of cigarettes

walshb

I'll go with Bono as number 1. What a sanctimonious and smug little prick!

Then, I would have to hit the female version of Bono, Sinead loopy O'Connor.

And last but not least, all the poncy' whiney' whingey' members of Girls Aloud!

me-skywalker

Susan Boyle! CRAP!

jon1981

so who is winning?

(Russell Brand)

omyatari

stevelknievel wrote: »

Jade Goody didn't piss me off. She made a packet by selling her story to make money for her kids. Fair play to her. It's the fooking newspapers that annoyed me. Front pagenews is one person dying of cancer? The Sun is one thing, but it was top story on Sky news, respectable broadsheets etc. Fook that. And are we all forgetting how, after the whole Shilpa Shetty thing, she was branded a pig ignorant, racist chav. All of a sudden she is our brave, tragic hero? For that reason I want to punch newspaper editors who feel that this hypocritical bullsh!t is worthy of front page. And also for sending photographers in to take photos of grieving family at funerals. Prime example is Liam Neeson recently. As twentymajor said...

Picture of Liam Neeson taken after Natasha Richardson died. Caption says “With tears in his eyes…”
What the **** were you expecting, a twinkle? ****ing morons
(full entry here if anyone wants it)

A little bit of respect could be taught to these c*nts, and I would love to do the teaching.

i supose your right, but still the fact they made a martyr out of her? what has she ever done?

anyway i agree on the press overhyping the whole thing... but then again u could blame the people who buy them. i say take out the source ^^

stevelknievel

jon1981 wrote: »

so who is winning?

I was just thinking that. I'd say top 3 most punchable people are:

1) Paris Hilton
2) Bono
3) Ryan Tubb Tur The Ladder

With Tom Cruise a very close 4th. I'm shocked more people aren't driven to warm fuzzy feelings at the thought of doing Eddie Hobbit serious damage.

thelordofcheese

The 2006 Time person of the year.

chakav

David McWilliams - Smug B*st*rd

Borneo Fnctn

Alan Carr. I just don't think one punch would be enough. I'd like to smash his skull with a golf club.

Vain

Sarah Silverman. Not one bit funny

DrumSteve

the dundrum shopping centre.

Lynskey

Eoghan Quigg-talentless little sh!t

Christiano Ronaldo-a whining crybaby who just decides to cheat when things aren't going his way

Flo Rida-he is simply an insult to music

I also wish the film Twilight had a nose so i could break it

PK2008

Ryan Tubridy

Oh how I loathe thee!!!!

DrumSteve

Lynskey wrote: »

Eoghan Quigg-talentless little sh!t

**** yeah i completely forgot bout him.

also Gavin Lambe Murphy. what a twat.

Morlar

Bob Geldolf.

AckwelFoley

Tom Murphy.

Just to see what would happen

Pinky Pixie

Lily "slag people off to get noticed for my new album which is ****" Allen

Lady Gaga..Grr...she makes me so mad, could she be more of an airhead if she tried?

GlasnevinRed

Bono
Cristiano Ronaldo
Robbie Doyle (those who know who he is will agree)

Hank Scorpio

that fcuk who hosts the new winning streak

aidan power or something his name is, christ.

Pinky Pixie

Ohhh yeah I second you on the Bono one...Into room 101 with him:p!

Pinky Pixie

nuxxx wrote: »

that fcuk who hosts the new winning streak

aidan power or something his name is, christ.

Aw really I think he is kinda hot though so I'll forgive him for being annoying

PirateShampoo

Louis "im not gay" Walsh

Tom Cruise.

Mr.Lizard

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Louis "im not gay" Walsh

Tom "I'm not gay" Cruise.

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