Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

Weidii

Tom Cruise anyone?

Though if yer gunna punch him you may aswell aim for the mouth, maybe if he was missing a few teeth he wouldn't be so quick to sport that sick cheese-tastic grin.

FlutterinBantam

That fcuker John O'Shea, bstard keeps hectoring me from the frikken radio no matter what station I'm on.

I couldn't give a fcuk about Darfur John.

Terry

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That fcuker John O'Shea, bstard keeps hectoring me from the frikken radio no matter what station I'm on.

I couldn't give a fcuk about Darfur John.

Speaking of charities, who's the chick who does the voice for the concern ads?
I'd love to punch the marbles out of her mouth.

Lirange

Ryan Reynolds. Cannot Act. Banish his mug.

Gemma Atkinson. Gaping footballer borehole about to launch her music career. I'd like to rip out Ronaldo's intestines and strangle her with them.

Borneo Fnctn

I'd give the Queen of England a good belt. I find the idea of a monarchy stupid. God's representative on earth my arse. Monarchs. *spitting noise*. I tell you I'd belt her one, give her a shovel and tell her to start digging. Not for any reason, "just fcuking dig ya damp yoke".

MissHoneyBun

After being in college with her I can honestly say that Rosanna Davison is the worthiest candidate for a few smacks to the head i have ever met. Faker than a waxwork of Jordan's tits.

HalloweenJack

Pete Doherty - what a twat.

Dyr

Dave! wrote: »

Since it's Bono, can I have a special dispensation to use a baseball bat instead of punching him? I think it's warranted.

nah, i want the moment to last, punch his napper into a wall repeatedly

Smegball

Liam Gallagher
Phil Taylor
Peter Ebdon
Noel Gallagher
Snoop Dogg
Ashley Cole

SV

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

After being in college with her I can honestly say that Rosanna Davison is the worthiest candidate for a few smacks to the head i have ever met. Faker than a waxwork of Jordan's tits.

I'll vouch for that one.

MissHoneyBun

ClioV6 wrote: »

I'll vouch for that one.

You have my deepest sympathies

slimjimmc

Jim Carey & Ben Stiller.

At least I hope it would wake them up and perhaps, just perhaps, they would learn to act and stop regurgitating the same 'stuff' time & time again!

chopperbyrne

slimjimmc wrote: »

Jim Carey & Ben Stiller.

At least I hope it would wake them up and perhaps, just perhaps, they would learn to act and stop regurgitating the same 'stuff' time & time again!

He's made some excellent "non goofy" films over the years.

Cable Guy was very dark.

He was excellent in Truman Show and was very good in Man on the Moon.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is very good too.

razorblunt

Ha ha someone nominated Peter Ebdon!!

For the record...

Trevor Welch he's been on tv how many years now and he still cant read an autocue...

"Hello. And. Wel...come?.To.............Sports....TONIGHT"

Any journalist that "writes" for tabloids.

Laura Woods (fatty )
Rick O'Shea
Gerry Ryan
Jenny Kelly and the other one thats on the panel cant think of her name although she looks like she got a slap of a shovel already.

pirelli

Cathal O'Searcaigh or any similar named artist form Donegal like him. Interpol will probably get him and his ilk first.

Riddle101

lol i don't know why but after reading the comments on this thread for some reason i keep imagining the scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike when they go to all the peoples house a beat them up

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_Sl_gk4ck[

xOxSinéadxOx

bob geldof for obvious reasons

Yazacoo

Britney Spears- or the guy who told her she should do an anime video.

What the hell was that? Dude it was a joke to the genre!

Booo- urns!

Havermeyer

The lead singer of The Kooks.

Words cannot describe a) how shít the band are; and b) how bad his ridiculously put-on-voice is. Tbh, I wouldn't stop at a punch in the side of the head.

condra

Famous people I'd like to punch in the side of the head:

Cilla Black, Judy Finnigan, Mary Robinson.

Havermeyer

Terry wrote: »

Speaking of charities, who's the chick who does the voice for the concern ads?
I'd love to punch the marbles out of her mouth.

I believe that would be Miriam O'Callaghan.

Borneo Fnctn

That fella from the Halifax ads with the googley eyes. I'd love to smash his face up.

MIN2511

jackpalance wrote: »

That fella from the Halifax ads with the googley eyes. I'd love to smash his face up.

Thats ****ing brilliant!!! Yer cracked me alright...

Me too... i bet they would go all squishy... nice one dude

newballsplease

people i would like to punch!!---

Ian Paisley
Bob Geldof
Amy winehouse(wouldnt hit a woman but..aggghhh)
pete doherty
ashley cole
ed byrne
nikki from big brother (2006)?
liam gallagher
lee evans


theres probably loads more!

Lundegaard

All those crappy Irish 'celebs' deserve a good dig in the head....but especially:

That quite unattractive 'model'....Glenda Gilson......(Those eybrows:eek:)

Red-headed albino-esque eejit....Gavin Lambe Murphy...(He's a ponce)

And that 'celebrity chef' gobshíte....can't remember his name.....I think he went bust and did a legger or got arrested or something......but jeez, i'd love to give him a solid jab in the temple.

The Saint

Tony Fenton.

Makes me want to self harm when I hear his voice.

MissHoneyBun

Lundegaard wrote: »

All those crappy Irish 'celebs' deserve a good dig in the head....but especially:

That quite unattractive 'model'....Glenda Gilson......(Those eybrows:eek:)

Red-headed albino-esque eejit....Gavin Lambe Murphy...(He's a ponce)

And that 'celebrity chef' gobshíte....can't remember his name.....I think he went bust and did a legger or got arrested or something......but jeez, i'd love to give him a solid jab in the temple.

Nice one. The worst thing about Irish 'celebrities' is they actually believe their own hype! That and whoring themselves out on Bebo pages begging to be voted 'Ireland's biggest user of hair extensions' or some other similarly tacky accolade

david_the_great

newballsplease wrote: »

people i would like to punch!!---

Ian Paisley
Bob Geldof
Amy winehouse(wouldnt hit a woman but..aggghhh)
pete doherty
ashley cole
ed byrne
nikki from big brother (2006)?
liam gallagher
lee evans


theres probably loads more!

nikkis not fmous is she ?? haha

ejmaztec

david_the_great wrote: »

nikkis not fmous is she ?? haha

She deserves two punches for thinking that she's famous.

ImDave

A great deal of Irish radio presenters