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Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭jackdaw


    Rafeal Nadal ...


    *hate* him ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭robby^5


    Lars Ulrich, because he's a money grabbing spa.


  • Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    julia roberts. i know she is a woman and all but still i just can't look at her without wanting to kill.


  • Registered Users Posts: 979 ✭✭✭Keedowah


    Neil Delamare

    -the black hole of comedy. Just not funny.


  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lee Evans

    He's a ****...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,885 ✭✭✭Joeface


    I would like to Escalate this if I may ....Punch to death

    Tim Westwood punch to death while saying"YOUR AN ENGLISH WHITE GUY NOT A AN AFRICAN AMERICAN FROM COMPTON"
    Bono. & Tom Cruise .........."just please shut the hell up "
    GERRY RYAN & PAT KENNY , "Greedy useless know it all fat cat bast@rds

    Paris Hitlon (that guy should have donkey punched her when he had the chance)
    the Tits on That Expose on tv3.

    Some one mentioned the hills , I saw an ep of that, Spencer is the, Some one should stamp his skull in ......

    Im boiling over with rage. now i cant even type i have alist a mile long and i just have ruined my whole evening cause of this thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    Gerry fat pompous tosser Ryan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Dfens


    Barry Scott of Cillit Bang fame. Although maybe someone has already done it as I haven't seen him in one of their ads in ages .......


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Dfens wrote: »
    Barry Scott of Cillit Bang fame. Although maybe someone has already done it as I haven't seen him in one of their ads in ages .......


    :eek: Barry Scott is a legend!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    kerry katona
    tom cruise
    sarah jessica parker


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    all the spice girls ecxept baby spice
    any/all of the british royal family


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    kermit the frog! hes some fcuking muppet!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Dave! wrote: »
    Mainly just Bono......

    Since it's Bono, can I have a special dispensation to use a baseball bat instead of punching him? I think it's warranted.

    LOL :D Brian "look my chin curves up and touches my nose" mc fadden. also know as" I married kerry katona cause she was more famous than me and had a crackin pair of tits" goddamn hounddog

    mary robinson for wastin all our cash doin nothin

    and Brian Cowan for makin a bollox of the economy...and I too ask for special dispensation cause hes doin such a ****ty job. I request the use of a football sock, with a few billiard balls......on the side of the head ..........while im on a bus going past him .....at sixty....no, eighty kph :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Joeface wrote: »
    I would like to Escalate this if I may ....Punch to death

    Tim Westwood punch to death while saying"YOUR AN ENGLISH WHITE GUY NOT A AN AFRICAN AMERICAN FROM COMPTON"
    Bono. & Tom Cruise .........."just please shut the hell up "
    GERRY RYAN & PAT KENNY , "Greedy useless know it all fat cat bast@rds

    Paris Hitlon (that guy should have donkey punched her when he had the chance)
    the Tits on That Expose on tv3.

    Some one mentioned the hills , I saw an ep of that, Spencer is the, Some one should stamp his skull in ......

    Im boiling over with rage. now i cant even type i have alist a mile long and i just have ruined my whole evening cause of this thread


    Lol I read your post half an hour ago......its taken me this long to type this post.....:D I've had to change me underwear twice....:D.and Im still laughin...there'll be some washin to be done tomorro lol :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    i'd punch ronan keating

    [/QUOTE]

    Up the cnut??? follow own advice, you'd lose watch, ring, underarm hair....then he'd pawn the ****in stuff to get another 2 mins in a recordin studio, which would then get airplay cause of sympathy resultin in us poor ****ers smashin our own car radios just to stop the torture.....NO NO NO tell me Im dreamin PPLLEEASSSEEE!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Your woman that used to go out with Michael Flatley....her accent pisses me off...heard her on the radio a while back talking about some humanitarian trip she took to Ofrica.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    David bloody Norris

    Thats who Id do. You wouldnt call him a pompous ass cos he take it as a bleedin compliment.

    And that Gob****e he reads. James Joyce low grade porn masquerading as high class literature. The unintelligible read by an an ineligable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭White_Feather


    Pippa O Connor, Brian Ormond, Rosanna Davidson and all of the other oompa Lumpa so called "Irish models" ( yes I know Brian isnt!) Sick of buying the Sunday Indo to see them plastered on the front cover of Life magazine!

    The CEO of my company for his rediculus decisions he makes for my company - resulting in the media having a field day!!!

    That dick, Baz who presented Failte Towers... has a shouting problem!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    OOh Ooh Ooh, that g**bag that does the frontline add, "the jester of love you can trust" its GESTURE ye cumb dunt....
    And watever cheap bastard thought it was a good idea to dub over the fcukin bueno ads???? It makes me want to smash them into the floor when I see them in the shops


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    Ray Darcy
    Ray Foley
    Claire Byrne
    Ed Byrne
    The buck from "the UTV" who introduces corrie.
    ehm.
    There are probably a few more but that's a start.

    Oh the Sioga (sp?) sisters.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭Unknown Soldier


    Don't think I saw the name mentioned so far but I may have missed it.

    Peaches Geldof

    Am I allowed more than one punch? I'd like to hit her about the head a few times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    All the TV3 presenters except Sinead Desmond.

    When I heard she was recovering well from her brain haemorage I thought great she has finally found something shes good at.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    To be honest i can't think of any celebrities i dislike enough to punch them. Actually tell you what, sometimes Frankie Boyle annoys me. He's funny and all but he's really on got two jokes.
    1.Make fun of Scotland
    2.Say outrageously verbose things.

    Right cnut from time to time :]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Geo08


    Some have been said already but here goes....in no particular order as davina would say....

    Davina
    Jordan/Jodie
    Kerry katona
    Glenda 'shocked' gilson (maybe she has already had a smack too many for her eyebrows to take)
    Edith bowman (dont know why just cant stand her!)
    Same for you Laura Woods
    Prat Kenny
    Lanky twat Tubrity
    Tom Cruise & his evil lookin spawn
    Katie Holmes for being stupid enough to be sucked in to scientology
    Andie 'because im not worth it' McDowell
    Paris Hilton
    Kate Hudson
    Wayne Rooney/Shrek
    The casts of Coronation St/Emmerdale - cant stand the accents
    Brendan Balfe
    Amy Wineho & associated smackheads (that you pete doherty/kate moss)
    Sienna 'husband stealer' miller
    Paul mccartney
    Aboves troll ex wife mills
    george bush, mccain, the alaskan hick - any republicans basically
    Gok Wan
    Sean Penn
    Nick Cage
    that really annoying/patronising sky news presenter kay burley
    anne doyle

    and many many more


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    CDfm wrote: »
    David bloody Norris

    Thats who Id do. You wouldnt call him a pompous ass cos he take it as a bleedin compliment.

    And that Gob****e he reads. James Joyce low grade porn masquerading as high class literature. The unintelligible read by an an ineligable.

    James Joyce produced pretty high grade porn. David Norris has done sterling work to promote literary awareness in Dublin, particulary of the work of Joyce, and especially to tourists who come to Dublin especially to celebrate Bloomsday.

    The cheesy grin of alien-loving Tom Cruise makes me want to hit him. I wouldn't, but I'd want to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    One person; Paris Hilton repeatedly. I totally despise her


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Aww, Jimmy Carr. Such a smarmy c*nt.


    And Eddie Hobbs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Barack Obama. i liked him at first but hes gotten really annoying and full of himself.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Keira Knightly
    Kerry Katona and her chav husband
    Tom Cruise, his self-satisfied wife and devil child
    Gerry Ryan


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