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Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Oh god, I cannot believe I forgot about Andy Mc wet and smelly towel Jesus, h christ, seriously this would be good, who do you reckon she shagged to get where she got?? Director of "4 weddings and now im looking forward to my own funeral"??? His dog perhaps??? Cause i swear to jesus no matter what she's in she always looks as if shes miming, watch her lips next time and you'll see, she always about a second behind.

    As for 'Glen Gilson' s/he's shirley temple bars uglier brother :D:D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,485 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    Biffo
    Glenda "ZZ-List" Gilson
    Pat "Plank" Kenny
    Brian "Sourface" Dowling
    Amanda "Surname prize" Brunker
    Any of the corrs


  • Registered Users Posts: 979 ✭✭✭Keedowah


    Don Wycherley


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Geo08


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    Oh god, I cannot believe I forgot about Andy Mc wet and smelly towel Jesus, h christ, seriously this would be good, who do you reckon she shagged to get where she got?? Director of "4 weddings and now im looking forward to my own funeral"??? His dog perhaps??? Cause i swear to jesus no matter what she's in she always looks as if shes miming, watch her lips next time and you'll see, she always about a second behind.

    Im glad im not the only one who dispises this woman :pac::pac: she ruined that film (along with hugh grant btw) & i have to mute her ads cause i just CANT listen to her :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭whassupp2


    kevin myers


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Geo08 wrote: »
    Im glad im not the only one who dispises this woman :pac::pac: she ruined that film (along with hugh grant btw) & i have to mute her ads cause i just CANT listen to her :pac:

    Jesus my hatred of her is bordering on the pathelogical :D
    I remember gettin chatted up by a bloke I'd fancied for ages and he said (I quote) "i'd jockey that one te bits I would" :eek::eek::eek::eek: needless to say, I lost interest pretty quick. :pac::pac:

    Oh just for fun ( torrential flash floods in background) "Oh is it raining, I hadnt noticed" Thats cause you have all the animation of a fish you absolute plank....wouldnt surprise me if you had gills and could breathe under water, thats probably why you havent noticed you brain dead goldfish AAAGGGGGHHHHRRRR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Geo08


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    Jesus my hatred of her is bordering on the pathelogical :D
    I remember gettin chatted up by a bloke I'd fancied for ages and he said (I quote) "i'd jockey that one te bits I would" :eek::eek::eek::eek: needless to say, I lost interest pretty quick. :pac::pac:

    Oh just for fun ( torrential flash floods in background) "Oh is it raining, I hadnt noticed" Thats cause you have all the animation of a fish you absolute plank....wouldnt surprise me if you had gills and could breathe under water, thats probably why you havent noticed you brain dead goldfish AAAGGGGGHHHHRRRR

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    nearly choked on my drink!!! i feel your pain!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,758 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Kanye West
    Packie Bonner
    Joey Barton
    Darren Ferguson
    Derek Mooney
    Kerry Katona


  • Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭joewicklow


    Why has no one mentioned Matt Cooper?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    CDfm wrote: »
    All the TV3 presenters except Sinead Desmond.

    When I heard she was recovering well from her brain haemorage I thought great she has finally found something shes good at.

    That's truly awful.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Bernard Dunne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    derek mooney, i despise the cúnt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Richard Hammond. Though I wouldn't be able to stop at just one punch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Geo08 wrote: »
    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    nearly choked on my drink!!! i feel your pain!

    I know, just thinkin bout the cumb dunt makes me want to get lost in an abyss of alky hol!!!!
    There is just NO justice in the world :mad::mad:
    I wonder could we make our fortune settin up a "who wants to kill andy mc whorehole" website :D:D What do ye reckon... ( Im copyrightin that nickname, its crackin if I do say so myself) :D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    derek mooney, i despise the cúnt

    Derek "my ass is the size of the moon" ey?? sure he's a grand chap :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    joewicklow wrote: »
    Why has no one mentioned Matt Cooper?

    Who the **** matt cooper? Am I goin to regret askin that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    James Joyce produced pretty high grade porn. David Norris has done sterling work to promote literary awareness in Dublin, particulary of the work of Joyce, and especially to tourists who come to Dublin especially to celebrate Bloomsday.

    Aw come off it - all that stuff about Nora Barnacles intimate moments. Thats well pervy isthat and writing and publishing about it is dead crude.

    Trying to shock his Mam was he.If he was alive today it would be Nora from Dublin with her own webcam.

    What sort of a name is Barnacle she deserves a slap for havin a name like that. What would you say to someone who came to you and said -ere want hear a story about me shaggin the missus. Well id tell im bugger off but you wouldnt - you'd say lets hear it. Perverted that is.

    Then those pervy tourists coming to meet there pervy friends and talk about their wives. They need a slapping as well. It should be called Pervsday. And well for you and your porno pushin Norris friend well you deserve whatever ya get.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 764 ✭✭✭xbox36016


    must paple who are full of carp


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Ah CD, I've missed ye I have :D:D:D So who, other than the list ye gave me gets your goat, and not in the good way :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Geo08


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    I wonder could we make our fortune settin up a "who wants to kill andy mc whorehole" website :D:D What do ye reckon... ( Im copyrightin that nickname, its crackin if I do say so myself) :D:D:D

    :pac::pac::pac: I'll be your first member for sure :D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭fredzer


    Brian Cowan repeatedly! As he has such a fat head it would take several haymakers to register with him. Maybe some power tools would also be needed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 534 ✭✭✭neaideabh


    The Saint wrote: »
    Tony Fenton.

    Makes me want to self harm when I hear his voice.

    Fcuk ya... you got there first. omeone else also got Mary O Roarke. At least they would be getting more than one punch!


  • Registered Users Posts: 534 ✭✭✭neaideabh


    Gavin Lambe Murphy.... Waaanker aaaghh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Geo08 wrote: »
    :pac::pac::pac: I'll be your first member for sure :D:D:D

    Excellent! we'll see if we can set that up in after hrs or sumthin :D:D
    did ye like the name? I reckon thats what we could call it
    fredzer wrote: »
    Brian Cowan repeatedly! As he has such a fat head it would take several haymakers to register with him. Maybe some power tools would also be needed.


    I dont know exactly why, but when i think about punchin him in the side of the head, the sensation of punchin a ring of puddin somehow springs to mind :D now I swear to god, I have never punched a ring of puddin, but thats what springs to mind, which is why when i nominated him, I asked for special dispensation involving a football sock......some billiard balls.....and a bus travelling at 80 kmp :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭HydeRoad


    I can't believe this has made page 18 without a mention of Michelle Heaton...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    HydeRoad wrote: »
    I can't believe this has made page 18 without a mention of Michelle Heaton...

    Forgive my niaivity (sp?) whos that


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Russell Brandt, i don't have the words to describe how much i detest him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭Conbro


    Wanted to smack Johnathan Rhys Myers watching him on the LLS the other night. He really is a smug nauseating jerk. Bono also makes my blood boil as he pontificates to the world about clearing the third world death while simulateously using loop holes in the law to avoid paying taxes in his own country


  • Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭lost marbles


    hold on a minute
    are any of yous doing a mistakin identity on this poor bloke :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055373167


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,424 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    JIZZLORD wrote: »
    Kanye west
    morrissey
    jody marsh
    mary ellen synon
    tony fenton
    scooter
    paris hilton
    soulja boy
    russel rrand
    gene kerrigan
    paddy casey
    gerry ryan
    christiano ronaldo
    john gormley
    joss stone
    bono
    richard gere
    jim corr
    chris martin
    john waters
    jim davison
    mirriam o callaghan
    chris de burgh
    david mc williams
    glen hansard
    robbie williams
    kevin myers
    shane ritchie
    tom cruise
    tara reid
    bob geldoff
    paul mc cartney
    heather mills
    kerry katona
    jordan
    peter andre
    nicole ritchie
    sarah jessica parker
    pete doherty
    lee evans
    twink
    victoria beckham
    kelly osbourne
    Linkin park

    more to come later.
    yes, i'm full of rage


    Yo, lil bro, you forgot Victoria MAry Clarke, Shane MacGowan and Barry Egan!!!!!! Get some skills!


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