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The Three Bears

  • 21-07-2008 01:14PM
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the
    table, and he looks into his small bowl.
    It is empty.
    Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

    Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big
    chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty.
    "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

    Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
    kitchen and yells,
    For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through
    this with you idiots?

    It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
    It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
    It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
    It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
    everything away.
    It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
    newspaper and croissants.
    It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
    It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the
    litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.
    And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
    downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your
    grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going
    to say this
    once...

    I HAVEN'T MADE THE F****** PORRIDGE YET!!!


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