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Quicker than Rockies quickies

  • 21-07-2008 07:30PM
    #1
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭


    Not as good though....

    A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
    "There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"
    The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."


    All this talk of dangerous, genetically modified, food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon.


    My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said "we need to talk about our future".
    I said "yeah, it's gonna be ****ing mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!"
    I'm now single.


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