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Warning Lights

EricM · 2008-07-22 04:51:50

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them & stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench…

22-07-2008 05:51AM

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EricM

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out
two cardboard men, unfolds them & stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers...not surprisingly, the traffic became
snarled & backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer," says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?!" asks the Officer.

"Helllllooooo!!!" said the blonde, "those are my emergency flashers!"

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