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  • 22-07-2008 9:47am
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    rocky25
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    A dwarf goes into a chemist and asks if he can buy
    the 4ft durex on display?

    Chemist says no, it’s for promotional purposes only.

    The dwarf offers £80

    The chemist takes it.

    Dwarf then slides the durex over his
    head and down his body

    And asks the chemist what do I look like?

    Chemist replies you look like a big prick,

    The dwarf says thank f**k for that

    I'm sick of being called a little c**t!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A man walks up to a girl in a night club and says

    "My names Bond"

    She says "Don’t tell me...James"

    No he replies "Uni- ....I’m here to fill up your crack"


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